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Why did Daniel Bryan have to die?
For our sins
Weak-rear end stack of dimes neck wouldn't stand a chance against Batista
To go live and become a farm upstate
Part of The Demon Kane's twenty-year plan to defeat The Undertaker
HHH organized it in his master plan to ruin his heat
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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Solomonic posted:

YOUNG BUCKS, PLEASE GO HOME

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'm just sad that the Usos are Cena's Lil' Buddies now and are thus destined for failure.

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
I like that the Wyatts can eat a pin and it doesnt even really matter

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
WHAT IS IT

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Not mad, that ending owned and Rowan ate the pin.

I do like how Rowan is the designated "We Need the Wyatts to Lose" guy.

Oh poo poo, Bray has a plan.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

If you could only see, then maybe you would understand, what I must do

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Bray just pulled out a Manila envelope on the WWE app

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

MotU posted:

I know I am in the minority but I can't ever care about the Usos when infinitely more interesting tag teams exist and by tag teams I mean Rybaxel

I get that. I do like them and they're fun, but they don't really have any personality besides "fun".

Also Rybaxel really need more mic time.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Striking Yak posted:

They didn't even have a company official tell them, they got Clem Layfield to do it!

loving Clem Layfield ruins goddamn everything!

Dr. Mantis Toboggan
May 5, 2003

GenericMartini posted:

We still have two more hours....HOW!?

Incoming 20 minute Evolution promo.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Crowd cheering Cena gently caress this crowd

the south :banjo:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

projecthalaxy posted:

I'm just sad that the Usos are Cena's Lil' Buddies now and are thus destined for failure.
Sets them up when Harper and Rowan win the tag titles at Payback probably

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

triple h was signing papers on a clip board as soon as he arrived in a limo do u think that was alicia's official release

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Bray understands that Cena will go over at Payback.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Natalya discussing her lovely painting on the app


No, really.


E: I think they're actually turning her heel

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
They just announced the winning Powerball numbers on the App, and it was your birthdate.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

sammythemc posted:

I noticed that, I wonder if it wasn't that snug so as not to hurt Rowan when Bray broke it up

It was more than "not snug" Cena was applying NOTHING into it, it was literally like he was air hugging him.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"I must revert to Husky Harris long enough for you to shittily win over him. No one will care and I can go back to being me."

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Blasmeister posted:

Natalya discussing her lovely painting on the app


No, really.

Oh come on, now this is taking the joke one step too far.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

DingoSlasher posted:

It was more than "not snug" Cena was applying NOTHING into it, it was literally like he was air hugging him.

If he hurts him then Bray Wyatt wins! The only way to win is to show them love.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DeathChicken posted:

"I must revert to Husky Harris long enough for you to shittily win over him. No one will care and I can go back to being me."

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006



I have the perfect main event for Payback.

John Cena vs. Evolution... for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chokes McGee posted:

Oh come on, now this is taking the joke one step too far.

Hi welcome to WWE, we think you'll like it here, be sure to do The Fandango and be a Rose Bud!

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Fiveace Attorney posted:

I like that the Wyatts can eat a pin and it doesnt even really matter

So far they are like Cena Kryptonite, but with WWE writing we are always just one show away from disaster.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Kane on the app announcing his new tag team partner. Get ready for Team Hell Bo

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

Banjo posted:

John Cena vs. Evolution... for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship!

SoggyBobcat
Oct 2, 2013

Am I the only one that's :geno: when the Usos come on? It seems a lot of their matches are just the same spots over again.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

oatgan posted:

triple h was signing papers on a clip board as soon as he arrived in a limo do u think that was alicia's official release

The Shield was just trying to save her job. :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Banjo posted:



I have the perfect main event for Payback.

John Cena vs. Evolution... for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship!

None of those involved are the WWE World Heavyweight Champion though!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALICIA FOXY

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Block of cheese eaten. I still feel empty.

And gassy.




Speaking of farts, Evolution!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
It's Evolution time. Give me the long-winded promo, H.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

fatherdog posted:

Kane on the app announcing his new tag team partner. Get ready for Team Hell Bo

I'm starting to suspect you're a bomosexual.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

Incoming 20 minute Evolution promo.

ugh

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Evolution is a mystery, wearing pants that no one sees

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Sami Zayn just announced his new gimmick on the App: Joey Splashwater.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

fatherdog posted:

Kane on the app announcing his new tag team partner. Get ready for Team Hell Bo

Would mark

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

MotU posted:

I know I am in the minority but I can't ever care about the Usos when infinitely more interesting tag teams exist and by tag teams I mean Rybaxel

you're not alone. I've always felt this way (especially when there was a bigger tag team division)

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Batista looks sharp with that beard.

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Zack Ryder on the app nowahahahah

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