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May 15, 2014 02:30
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 16:24
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- sausage paddy
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rats off to ya
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May 15, 2014 02:40
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- Zorblack
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And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.
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Checkin in ITT.
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May 15, 2014 02:48
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LOL WUT?
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i dont want to die. i used to but time has hardened and calloused my minnd and made me mostly forget my unobtainable ambitions and dreams in life. whehn ever i feel down i just buy a new electronic gadget, or masturbate with a death grip that has undoubtedly damaged my penis beyond repair. but again thats ok, i no longer yearn for the feel of a womans touch. that feeling has been long replaced by an ever creeping, paralyzing fear that my existence is as meaningless and jhollow as i fear; that everything i do is worthless beyond damaging the earth and obtaining more capital ffor my jew overlords, moasty at th e expense of people in the third world who cant even afford a mattress to violently grind their shaft against
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May 15, 2014 03:24
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LOL WUT?
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i dont even think about that anymore. hgaha i want to live!! i want to run and play and take in every breath as if it were my last. i want to drive fast and take drugs and shoot at poliece and die from acute bullet overexposure, with a smile on my face. i want to feel alive.
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May 15, 2014 03:32
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- something9999
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Timbus I hate to say it but this may not be the club for you.
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May 15, 2014 03:36
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- FluffieDuckie
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i don't know i'm starting to think he might have the right idea hmm
oh no 
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May 15, 2014 03:47
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- TiMBuS
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LOL WUT?
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i don't know i'm starting to think he might have the right idea hmm
dont do it bo peps. live on. raise your kids and watch them grow+assimilate into the machine while u wither and decay. die as an elderly man and write 'no regrets' on your grave stone even though you never flew to the highest heights or swam to the deepest depths, you never started a band, you never wrote a best selling book or cured a disease. you actually just did a small subset of things you could have done because life is like a diablo 2 skill tree where you dont have enough points to unlock all the abilities, and you usually pick the wrong ones. so tell yoruself you picked the best build. your life is great, and fine, and worth it.
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May 15, 2014 05:55
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- owl milk
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and after a few generations noone will remember you and your accomplishments will not have mattered in the least
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May 15, 2014 05:59
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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he made people
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May 15, 2014 06:07
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- cuntman.net
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i usually dont want to kill myself except for when i join a club then i want to kill myself
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May 15, 2014 06:10
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- problematic hug
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hello my name is finn and i'm a non-self ender
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May 15, 2014 06:13
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- ZebTM
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my name is ZebTM and its been almost 2 weeks since i last wanted to kill myself.
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May 15, 2014 07:43
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- something9999
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Carl Sagan described a similar idea in Cosmos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JTN7YnM72A
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May 15, 2014 15:50
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- Captain No-mates
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I'll never actually be gay and thats tipping me over to suicidal.
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May 15, 2014 15:58
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- something9999
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I can't stand being normal!
*harakiri*
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May 15, 2014 16:01
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- nvm no cake
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been up all night, considering suicide so i can get some sleep
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May 15, 2014 16:15
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- Karma Comedian
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I've got pretty bad diarrhea but don't want to kill myself
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May 15, 2014 16:25
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- FluffieDuckie
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im suicidal cuz calx actually left my krew
and he totes didn't tell you ahead of time and then lied to arnie and said you knew
i was there. i saw the whole thing
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May 15, 2014 16:29
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- google THIS
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hello my name is finn and i'm a non-self ender
hi my name is jett and i haven't killed myself in over two months
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May 15, 2014 16:30
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- Blue's Clues
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x
Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Jun 30, 2014
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May 15, 2014 16:31
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- Karma Comedian
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Too busy hangin in there
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May 15, 2014 16:32
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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Strap yourself in its gonna be a bmupy ride *eats a ton of sugar free candy*
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May 15, 2014 16:44
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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this club sucks, who do I talk to about joining the other one?
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May 15, 2014 17:01
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 16:24
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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haha wouldn't it be funny if...in this club for non-suiciders... we talked about ways the opposite club did it! *snickers*
uh yeah that's how anti-clubs work, you just sit around and talk about what you're against all day. see: People who hate anime somehow knowing more about it than most people, anti-biebers knowing every song he has out, etc.
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