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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Gromit posted:

That would have been horrifying.
Although you could get this system that let you backup data to VHS tapes as video, so maybe you mean one of those? ;)

I worked at a pawn shop that used VHS tapes for backup (from a PC).

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tricky Ed posted:

I had friends with 5 digit ICQ numbers. I didn't sign up then because the internet was billed by the minute but local calls weren't.

Glad to see those things are obsolete now.

You don't get to be all "I'm old you noobs :smuggo:" about ICQ. By the time ICQ came out IRC had already been around for years. ICQ (and everything like it) just seemed obsolete when it came out so no-one (sane) who'd been on-line for some time then ever bothered with it.

:thesmuggestnerd:

DarthBlingBling
Apr 19, 2004

These were also dark times for gamers as we were shunned by others for being geeky or nerdy and computer games were seen as Childs play things, during these dark ages the whispers began circulating about a 3D space combat game called Elite

- CMDR Bald Man In A Box
Tried logging into my 8 digit icq account that I somehow still remember. Contact list says Derek Smart is available

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DarthBlingBling posted:

Tried logging into my 8 digit icq account that I somehow still remember. Contact list says Derek Smart is available

I think I have a big-box copy of Battlecruised 3000AD. Talk about obsolete.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

p-hop posted:

That reminds me of a short story (fiction) about a guy who could never beat some DOS text adventure game from his youth. It was unfinished and impossible to beat, but he had dreams of the game's ending. The guy that made the game cut all ties with society and became a hermit living in his parents' house or something (???) and the narrator went to meet the guy in person. The guy gave the narrator an old school floppy or Amiga tape that had the finished game, I think. He beat the game and it had some kind of twist or revelation. Can't remember.

Anyone know what I'm talking about? Looking for the webpage right now but I can't remember the game's title or anything else that will help me track it down.

Tangibly related, but I never could finish Infocom's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and that poo poo haunts me to this day. I think I screwed up some steps and got stuck literally probably 5 minutes from the end.

Mister Kingdom posted:

I worked at a pawn shop that used VHS tapes for backup (from a PC).

My idiot uncle started backing up all his music to VHS because you could fit 8 hours on a tape and it was High Fidelity.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Krispy Kareem posted:

Tangibly related, but I never could finish Infocom's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and that poo poo haunts me to this day. I think I screwed up some steps and got stuck literally probably 5 minutes from the end.


My idiot uncle started backing up all his music to VHS because you could fit 8 hours on a tape and it was High Fidelity.

I couldn't finish HHGTTG either. I couldn't get off the ship. Oh well.

I knew of people who would record mixes to VHS. And it was analog. Not ADATs. ADATs are definitely obsolete. Phone posting so I can't elaborate more. Maybe later I can add them to the thread.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Krispy Kareem posted:

Tangibly related, but I never could finish Infocom's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and that poo poo haunts me to this day. I think I screwed up some steps and got stuck literally probably 5 minutes from the end.


If you didn't grab the mail out of your mailbox, at your house on Earth, you couldn't finish the game.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Could never get that damned fish in my ear.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Johnny Aztec posted:

If you didn't grab the mail out of your mailbox, at your house on Earth, you couldn't finish the game.

I got through the Babel fish. I think I missed something when you plug in the tea machine and become a whale.

Speaking of obsolete technologies (that aren't text games) I used to call Infocom's 1-900 number for hints. Eventually I learned my lesson and purchased the hint book with the game (via mail order). Boy, waiting 3 to 6 weeks for my new game was awesome!

Krakox
Oct 9, 2012

p-hop posted:

That reminds me of a short story (fiction) about a guy who could never beat some DOS text adventure game from his youth. It was unfinished and impossible to beat, but he had dreams of the game's ending. The guy that made the game cut all ties with society and became a hermit living in his parents' house or something (???) and the narrator went to meet the guy in person. The guy gave the narrator an old school floppy or Amiga tape that had the finished game, I think. He beat the game and it had some kind of twist or revelation. Can't remember.

Anyone know what I'm talking about? Looking for the webpage right now but I can't remember the game's title or anything else that will help me track it down.


I'm 90% sure this is it:

http://boingboing.net/features/nomenludi.html

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Krispy Kareem posted:

I got through the Babel fish. I think I missed something when you plug in the tea machine and become a whale.

Speaking of obsolete technologies (that aren't text games) I used to call Infocom's 1-900 number for hints. Eventually I learned my lesson and purchased the hint book with the game (via mail order). Boy, waiting 3 to 6 weeks for my new game was awesome!

Oh man. I used to call the Nintendo Power Help Line for that kind of thing.

He Who Wears Pants
Mar 18, 2007

Who's the 'King of Pop' now, bitch?

Johnny Aztec posted:

If you didn't grab the mail out of your mailbox, at your house on Earth, you couldn't finish the game.

Oh jesus, the same sort of thing happened to me near the end of Return to Zork, where you're supposed to throw all your poo poo into lava or something like that. I'd forgotten something, somewhere, sometime, and 12-year-old me was so perplexed as to WTF I was supposed to be doing, I just gave up and went back to playing Mechwarrior 2.

But that's more like (thankfully) obsolete and failed game design.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

Sagebrush posted:

:neckbeard: I loved that book.

Also, this was a pretty excellent parody of it:

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/694245.The_Way_Things_Really_Work

Explains things like how Chinese restaurants get those hot towels so drat hot (they are placed into the pressurized core of a miniaturized tokamak that primarily heats towels, with the waste heat used for cooking) or how toasters always either just singe or incinerate the toast (the first push of the lever actually diverts most of the power to an enormous capacitor that is triggered on the second push).

I know this is a year and a half later, but that book pissed me off as a kid because I found it in the nonfiction section of the local library, so I assumed it was nonfiction. And I got REALLY mad when I found out. I trusted you, local library. I TRUSTED YOU!

I'm still a little ornery about it actually...

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

He Who Wears Pants posted:

Oh jesus, the same sort of thing happened to me near the end of Return to Zork, where you're supposed to throw all your poo poo into lava or something like that. I'd forgotten something, somewhere, sometime, and 12-year-old me was so perplexed as to WTF I was supposed to be doing, I just gave up and went back to playing Mechwarrior 2.

But that's more like (thankfully) obsolete and failed game design.

Yeah Return to Zork was almost completely unplayable without outside help. And unfortunately it was from a time when it was really hard to find that help, so I gave up as well.

Stabbing the blacksmith was always fun, though.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Yes, that's the one! If you like posting or reading about 80s computers/text adventure games in this thread check it out. It perfectly describes that weird mix of nostalgia and "trying to remember that dream you had last night" feeling that I get when my brain only recalls bits and pieces of some videogame from my childhood. Really well done.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

DarthBlingBling posted:

Tried logging into my 8 digit icq account that I somehow still remember. Contact list says Derek Smart is available

16825610

HOW DO I STILL KNOW THAT

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Ishamael posted:

Yeah Return to Zork was almost completely unplayable without outside help.
Plus it has one of the more infamous game design flaws where *right* at the start there's a weed that you have to collect. Problem was everyone used "pull out weed" which killed the plant rendering the end game impossible to finish, short of some bug you could use.

Ron Burgundy
Dec 24, 2005
This burrito is delicious, but it is filling.

Imagined posted:

Can we please keep talking about vi and emacs for like five more pages oh yeeeaaah.

For content there was an awesome looking 8mm projector up on an auction site this morning. I wanted it badly even though I have absolutely no use for it. I mean, look at it.

It's a pity you aren't in Australia. I have several hundred films you could use with that. (buy my stuff)

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
I too remember my 6 digit ICQ # as well as my 5 digit TSN/INN mailbox number. That's from...1993/1994 I believe.

ThanatosOfOne
Mar 24, 2009
10608709 --- I still remember the password to go with this as well. This was my second number as my first number in the 5 figures :smuggo: was hacked by russians.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

JPrime posted:

I too remember my 6 digit ICQ # as well as my 5 digit TSN/INN mailbox number. That's from...1993/1994 I believe.

The good old Imagination Network. I miss those simpler days.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

p-hop posted:

That reminds me of a short story (fiction) about a guy who could never beat some DOS text adventure game from his youth. It was unfinished and impossible to beat, but he had dreams of the game's ending. The guy that made the game cut all ties with society and became a hermit living in his parents' house or something (???) and the narrator went to meet the guy in person. The guy gave the narrator an old school floppy or Amiga tape that had the finished game, I think. He beat the game and it had some kind of twist or revelation. Can't remember.

Anyone know what I'm talking about? Looking for the webpage right now but I can't remember the game's title or anything else that will help me track it down.



This was a cool read and does indeed remind me of my dumb rear end software dreams. Thanks for sharing.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



I still remember 71114,2750

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories

JPrime posted:

I too remember my 6 digit ICQ # as well as my 5 digit TSN/INN mailbox number. That's from...1993/1994 I believe.

I was going through old papers and came across a letter from Sierra inviting me to join, I can remember me pleading with my parents to let me sign up, but I never got to. How was it?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


JPrime posted:

I too remember my 6 digit ICQ # as well as my 5 digit TSN/INN mailbox number. That's from...1993/1994 I believe.

I'm pretty sure if I knew what the internet was or had a computer in 93/94 my little brain would have exploded. I had a grand total of 2 TV channels to entertain me at this time. I actually remember having to fake it when it came to talking about The Simpsons episodes from the night before :(

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Lowen SoDium posted:

The good old Imagination Network. I miss those simpler days.

I don't, because I used to be the tech support supervisor.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

I used to be on Kali all the drat time back in 94/95 playing Duke 3D.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
I used to dial into a BBS to play 4-person Doom deathmatch. I don't even remember what the software was called. It wasn't DWANGO.

PatrickBateman
Jul 26, 2007
ok, so who remembers their old prodigy number? i think mine was thkm51b

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Dick Trauma posted:

I don't, because I used to be the tech support supervisor.

Have any interesting stories or insights?

Lowen SoDium has a new favorite as of 17:14 on May 17, 2014

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



PatrickBateman posted:

ok, so who remembers their old prodigy number? i think mine was thkm51b

Oh yeah I remember the accounts were intended for families, with the "a" account going to the parents, so like thkm51a was supposed to be your parents and then the accounts ending in "b" or "c" or whatever were for the kids. Except my mom didn't know poo poo about computers so I ended up setting up the "a" account and then when I tried to check out some teenager chat area it wouldn't let me in because it assumed that I was some creepy old fart rather than the bored 14-year-old I was.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I still remember my Fidonet point number. :corsair:

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Collateral Damage posted:

I still remember my Fidonet point number. :corsair:

And yet, I could barely remember my phone number yesterday. I never call anyone or get calls so in a way my phone number is obsolete.

DarthBlingBling
Apr 19, 2004

These were also dark times for gamers as we were shunned by others for being geeky or nerdy and computer games were seen as Childs play things, during these dark ages the whispers began circulating about a 3D space combat game called Elite

- CMDR Bald Man In A Box
I almost remember my Geocities address /mesa/baja/3415 or something

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

My folks were sysadmins on Compuserv. Good times.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Lowen SoDium posted:

Have any interesting stories or insights?

Sierra was committed to TSN but they weren't making any money and there was alot of pressure to get profitable. When AT&T jumped in things immediately started to go into the crapper with development and support budgets getting chopped. The primary Sierra people were trying to get away from the project as quickly as possible and the support group became a sort of hot potato bouncing between Sierra, AT&T's people and the call center company.

When AT&T finished their buyout the support group was quickly thinned out as if cutting our tiny staff would somehow make up for all the money they were bleeding. We were tagged for input on the new Cyberpark plan to keep INN competitive with the early internet based offerings but it was too little and too late. Saw some really cool concept art though!

AOL was rumored to be buying the whole shebang and their advance people said that there would be a fresh injection of money and that we should all stay on so we could ride the New Wave of Prosperity. Thank god none of us believed it and all bailed out for other projects because AOL shut almost everything down as quickly as they could.

It was a wild ride to do tech support for an online service during the transition from DOS to Windows 95, especially in an era where there were about a million different companies making PCs, various flavors of DOS, endless modem brands and initialization strings. It's where I cut my teeth in the I.T. world and even today I'm still using those skills when I'm doing phone support, although with remote access software it's a whole hell of alot easier.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
All I know is that my dad at one point secured for me "batman@yahoo.com", but I never used it (being, like, six) and someone else has it now.

My greatest shame.

DarthBlingBling
Apr 19, 2004

These were also dark times for gamers as we were shunned by others for being geeky or nerdy and computer games were seen as Childs play things, during these dark ages the whispers began circulating about a 3D space combat game called Elite

- CMDR Bald Man In A Box

DoctorWhat posted:

All I know is that my dad at one point secured for me "batman@yahoo.com", but I never used it (being, like, six) and someone else has it now.

My greatest shame.

I have the greatest email address: looking@goatse.cx

OMGMYSPLEEN
Jul 12, 2009

Rawwwwhiiiiide
College Slice

Phanatic posted:

I used to dial into a BBS to play 4-person Doom deathmatch. I don't even remember what the software was called. It wasn't DWANGO.

Hey I did the same thing on a local BBS. It was a software add on to the MajorBBS BBS system. (Possibly SirDOOM?) We used to be on a 16 line BBS and played the poo poo out of DOOM on there. Then, the BBS got MajorMUD, and everyone ended up doing that forever.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

GreenNight posted:

I used to be on Kali all the drat time back in 94/95 playing Duke 3D.

Which was released in 1996, so no you don't.

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