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Mokinokaro posted:The earliest I can think of is In-N-Out Burger in the states that has done it with bible verses since their inception in the 1940s as they were founded by a religious Christian and the company is still in the control of his very religious descendants. Haha, I didn't know about this. That does sound pretty genuine, kinda like Dr Bronner's labeling. The thing that really separates it from Chipotle/Vitamin Water in my view is that the former did it as part of their heritage/beliefs where the latter pretty much invented it entirely to promote an image (Dr Bronner's keeping it even as they gain some traction is certainly an image thing, but at least it comes from something in the company) I was talking about the "stunted maturity" thing with my original comment, but it's actually pretty interesting to see the history behind decorating your packaging with long paragraphs
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# ? May 16, 2014 15:45 |
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Forever 21 has John 3:16 on the bottom of their bags. As for Chipotle, one of the people whose quotes are being used is Jonathan Safran-Foer, who wrote a book about vegetarianism. Here's his response to why he let Chipotle use his quotes: quote:I mean, I wouldn't have done it if it was for another company like a McDonald's, but what interested me is 800,000 Americans of extremely diverse backgrounds having access to good writing. A lot of those people don't have access to libraries, or bookstores. Something felt very democratic and good about this.
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# ? May 16, 2014 16:47 |
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Hahaha where in the world is there a Chipotle and not a book store That's a beautiful quote I have to assume it's tongue in cheek but still, lol
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# ? May 16, 2014 16:49 |
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diarmuidqq posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6dr6vW3YXQ Those are the only two I got before I wanted to shoot myself in the face.
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# ? May 16, 2014 16:58 |
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Y-Hat posted:Forever 21 has John 3:16 on the bottom of their bags.
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# ? May 16, 2014 18:23 |
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GutBomb posted:But isn't (or at least wasn't) chipotle owned by by mcdonalds? Not anymore, but McDonald's investments helped make Chipotle what it is now.
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# ? May 16, 2014 18:32 |
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muscles like this? posted:They actually sell those, with all the Miller Fortune branding and everything. I'll be damned. That's.... actually kinda clever.
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# ? May 17, 2014 04:19 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Going to Red Robin, seeing things spelled with an apostrophe-d, like "Garnish'd" and "Flavour'd" seriously grinds my gears for some reason. Ah, the Strong Bad school of advertising, very 2004 chic
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# ? May 17, 2014 04:44 |
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computer parts posted:You should see Dr. Bronner: Thing is though, Dr. Bronner was being sincere about that, rather than it being a marketing ploy. It's not really the same thing. Dr. Bronner lost his parents in the Holocaust and it hosed him up and he really wanted to spread his (crazy) word. Apple and Vitaminwater just want me to think they're my best friend purely to get me to buy a thing.
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# ? May 17, 2014 05:05 |
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I'm curious when Apple did that kind of ad? All I remember it being is computer spinning in white void -> dancing silhouettes -> justin long -> sappy sentimental poo poo.
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# ? May 17, 2014 05:24 |
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carry on then posted:I'm curious when Apple did that kind of ad? All I remember it being is computer spinning in white void -> dancing silhouettes -> justin long -> sappy sentimental poo poo. I'm more talking about their advertising on their website. Also, there was the "if you don't have an iPhone, you don't have an iPhone" era which had some of that.
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# ? May 17, 2014 06:29 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Going to Red Robin, seeing things spelled with an apostrophe-d, like "Garnish'd" and "Flavour'd" seriously grinds my gears for some reason. Be thankful you don't have a Sheetz then, where everything on the menu either ends in Z or begins with Sh. In some cases both. Example: shmagel=bagel breakfast sandwich Shmeltz=pretzel bun breakfast sandwich (legit good)
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# ? May 17, 2014 14:04 |
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Gonz posted:I just saw a commercial for KFC Go Cups, which is a small plastic cup that has been stuffed with finger food like potato wedges and chicken strips. Would rather a commercial like that rather than the subway ones with athletes I've never heard of standing there for 1 second exclaiming "that's what I am talking about!" Subways horrible sandwiches are eclipsed by their horrible ads.
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# ? May 17, 2014 14:18 |
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Subway commercials hearken back to a simpler time, where the celebrity endorsement was the work of the commercial, and production values were lower, because who needs high production values in a sandwich ad
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# ? May 17, 2014 14:27 |
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Mahoning posted:Be thankful you don't have a Sheetz then, where everything on the menu either ends in Z or begins with Sh. In some cases both. No one should be thankful that don't have a Sheetz, they should lament that they don't have a Sheetz.
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# ? May 17, 2014 16:38 |
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Sash! posted:No one should be thankful that don't have a Sheetz, they should lament that they don't have a Sheetz. Realtalk, Sheets has terrible commercials and branding but their food is goddamn good.
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# ? May 17, 2014 17:10 |
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Sheetz vs Wawa is a truly underrated Pennsylvania battle. Primanti's vs Pat's/Geno's is kinda apples and oranges.
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# ? May 17, 2014 17:31 |
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I wish I had a Sheetz or Wawa, all I have is UDF and Speedway
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# ? May 17, 2014 17:41 |
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ElwoodCuse posted:Sheetz vs Wawa is a truly underrated Pennsylvania battle. Primanti's vs Pat's/Geno's is kinda apples and oranges. Primanti's vs Pat's/Geno's is not a battle worth having, because those are all Food Network hyped tourist traps that aren't worth going to. I'd say Sheetz vs. Rutters is a better Pennsylvania battle.
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# ? May 17, 2014 20:00 |
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raditts posted:Primanti's vs Pat's/Geno's is not a battle worth having, because those are all Food Network hyped tourist traps that aren't worth going to. Primanti's is only a place to be after you've drunk your fill shitfaced at the bars and it is 2AM. Never heard of Pats or Genos
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# ? May 17, 2014 20:07 |
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Poise panty liner commercial what the gently caress?
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# ? May 17, 2014 21:31 |
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Honestly... I wanna see you be brave.
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# ? May 17, 2014 22:44 |
Woodford Reserve Bourbon: "When I see a woman drinking bourbon, I know she can pick a horse..."
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# ? May 17, 2014 23:42 |
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And it feeeeeeeeels so good SO GOOD. SO GOOD. I'm making family-friendly car commercial music I'm soft as fuuuuuuuuuuuck. SO GOOD. SO GOOD.
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# ? May 18, 2014 00:16 |
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yourafagpleasedie posted:And it feeeeeeeeels so good SO GOOD. SO GOOD. I'm making family-friendly car commercial music I'm soft as fuuuuuuuuuuuck. SO GOOD. SO GOOD. Are you in New England? If so it's probably a Red Sox thing.
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# ? May 18, 2014 00:47 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Woodford Reserve Bourbon: "When I see a woman drinking bourbon, I know she can pick a horse..."
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# ? May 18, 2014 01:15 |
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Lee Harvey Oswald posted:Honestly... I wanna see you be brave. I don't care who sings this, I never want to hear this song again since the Vonage ads ruined the song from Kill Bill.
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Hazo posted:Is this sort of like those commercials where not-Angelina-Jolie drinks scotch, because a woman drinking colored liquor is some kind of magical unicorn apparently? Sort of but its from a man's POV. It gets into great Detail about horses.
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# ? May 18, 2014 02:25 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Sort of but its from a man's POV. It gets into great Detail about horses. Ponies...? Ewww
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Hazo posted:Is this sort of like those commercials where not-Angelina-Jolie drinks scotch, because a woman drinking colored liquor is some kind of magical unicorn apparently? Whoops
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# ? May 18, 2014 02:51 |
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Fog Tripper posted:Primanti's is only a place to be after you've drunk your fill shitfaced at the bars and it is 2AM. Never heard of Pats or Genos They're a couple of gaudy cheesesteak stands across from each other in Philadelphia that are "competing" but not really because they feed off each other for the tourist attention and their cheesesteaks are both the worst I've ever had since I moved here. I hate them even more because they demand you use their retard-speak lingo when ordering from them after waiting in the absurdly long line.
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# ? May 18, 2014 03:27 |
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GutBomb posted:Are you in New England? If so it's probably a Red Sox thing. Yep it's even worse than he implies since it's not just a generic bland song, it's a generic bland song intentionally designed to make you think of Sweet Caroline and therefore associate it with the Red Sox. Real convenient way to get out of paying royalties
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# ? May 18, 2014 05:01 |
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Mahoning posted:Be thankful you don't have a Sheetz then, where everything on the menu either ends in Z or begins with Sh. In some cases both. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pAMdn9oSPE
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# ? May 18, 2014 05:03 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I wish I had a Sheetz or Wawa, all I have is UDF and Speedway We're nowhere near close enough to have a Sheetz/Wawa, but we have the utter glory that is QuikTrip (doubly so that they're rolling out sandwich and smoothie bars inside their locations now). They have delicious breakfast kolaches. Kolaches! And to the point of this thread, the DirecTV "wires" ads are approaching a point of absolute and utter creepiness with me right now.
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# ? May 18, 2014 05:45 |
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Troy Queef posted:And to the point of this thread, the DirecTV "wires" ads are approaching a point of absolute and utter creepiness with me right now. Look up the one of the husband and pinochioette in the bedroom. It was posted not too many pages back and it was really creepy in a doll-fucker vibe.
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# ? May 18, 2014 06:50 |
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I saw the bedroom one on TV for the first time today. I was having lunch with a friend of mine in a sports bar and mid sentence she blurts out "what the gently caress is going on behind you." Turn around and...dancing marionette lady in lingerie.
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# ? May 18, 2014 07:06 |
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Sash! posted:I saw the bedroom one on TV for the first time today. I was having lunch with a friend of mine in a sports bar and mid sentence she blurts out "what the gently caress is going on behind you." Turn around and...dancing marionette lady in lingerie. I also saw it on TV for the first time today. Looks like the end times have truly begun
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# ? May 18, 2014 07:08 |
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Sash! posted:I saw the bedroom one on TV for the first time today. I thought they had enough sense not to show this on TV; like it was an online-only spot or something. Never underestimate the stupidity of admen...
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# ? May 18, 2014 17:15 |
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Esurance really needs to shut up about being able to give you a 7.5 minute car insurance quote
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# ? May 19, 2014 19:22 |
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Riptor posted:Yep it's even worse than he implies since it's not just a generic bland song, it's a generic bland song intentionally designed to make you think of Sweet Caroline and therefore associate it with the Red Sox. Real convenient way to get out of paying royalties I stand by my theory that this campaign was created by an alien whose ship happened to be hovering over Fenway Park during the "Sweet Caroline" ritual and decided, "OK, People in New England enjoy shouting 'So good' at things!"
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