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Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest





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Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

A couple of these sound oddly like unrecorded Mitch Hedberg jokes. I kinda like them even though I don't want to.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
That's a good way of putting them. When I read them I laughed at a few, and then felt bad.

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

Actually, 100% of Canada is the letters eh

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

peepsalot posted:

Actually, 100% of Canada is the letters eh

I travelled with a group through 3 states last week and wrote on the back of our trailer a big "Sorry eh" because whatever I don't have to explain myself

Oops I mean

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Shoot.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
dickbutt gets funny when you read it as batman drawing a picture to Bruce Wayne for batman reasons

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

You don't know that for sure.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

DontMockMySmock posted:

You don't know that for sure.

Yeah, what do you think Nic Cage was really after in National Treasure

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

kimbo305 posted:

Yeah, what do you think Nic Cage was really after in National Treasure

He was stealing a beehive, right?

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!

kimbo305 posted:

Yeah, what do you think Nic Cage was really after in National Treasure

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

It's not really funny, but when jogging first became a thing, joggers were frequently stopped by police because they were assumed to have done something.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

DontMockMySmock posted:

You don't know that for sure.

John Adams was probably a power bottom for Washington.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Skeesix posted:

John Adams was probably a power bottom for Washington.

"Crossing the Delaware" so to speak

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




davidspackage posted:

It's not really funny, but when jogging first became a thing, joggers were frequently stopped by police because they were assumed to have done something.

I mean, I'm pretty suspicious of people who run for extended periods of time for no reason.









PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

oh my god i can contribute to this



CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker




dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning
Does anyone have the ones about food being mislabelled like tomatoes were natures mistakes or something like that?

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

dpack_1 posted:

Does anyone have the ones about food being mislabelled like tomatoes were natures mistakes or something like that?

Apple Cabin foods.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


^ oh god drat you

dpack_1 posted:

Does anyone have the ones about food being mislabelled like tomatoes were natures mistakes or something like that?

You're probably thinking of the Apple Cabin Foods series, and oh hey, there's a new one I hadn't seen.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning
Thanks guys

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

I honestly had no idea where it was all going, but drat. :golfclap:

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Everything is strange and wonderful and gay

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
Eh, it's been done.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

trapped mouse posted:

Eh, it's been done.



And better.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.
Still think this one is the best

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

PassTheRemote posted:

Still think this one is the best


Oh man are we doing frogman gifs please say we're doing frogman gifs :neckbeard:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
That's still far too committed.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Trabant posted:

That's still far too committed.



Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:



burnsep
Jul 3, 2005
This thread could use a few pages of Frogman and Spaced/Pegg, Frost & Wright gifs.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





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Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

What the hell is that from? It looks rad.

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