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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

laertes22 posted:

We were supposed to get pickles!!!

For a party! Wanna come? There's gonna be pickles!

...if I get 'em!

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djinndarc
Dec 20, 2012

"I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"

JethroMcB posted:

For a party! Wanna come? There's gonna be pickles!

...if I get 'em!

That's not a pickle.

No, it's your penis.

My penis. (*my penis*)

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

laertes22 posted:

That's not a pickle.

No, it's your penis.

My penis. (*my penis*)

Talkin about ma penis!

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




How much do we pay him anyway?

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

How much do we pay him anyway?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Talkin about ma penis!

You ever taken a dump, and ya throw up on your dick?

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

victorious posted:

You ever taken a dump, and ya throw up on your dick?

Do you need me to hold your wimple?

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Harrumph!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Look, I don't know what kinda...Boys from Brazil thing you got going on in there, but I'm still the boss in here. We're makin' Awesome X dolls, and they're going to kick so much rear end, you'll probably go blind.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

JethroMcB posted:

We're makin' Awesome X dolls, and they're going to kick so much rear end, you'll probably go blind.

What do you suppose we're making? I think, it is telephones.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

SpelledBackwards posted:

What do you suppose we're making? I think, it is telephones.

Say "Hey" into this awesome phone.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

JethroMcB posted:

Say "Hey" into this awesome phone.

I have a new secretary!

Cos it turns out Simone died.

Chibs
Jun 28, 2004

bring it back :guillotine:

MrL_JaKiri posted:

I have a new secretary!

Cos it turns out Simone died.

Kick pants!

Kristofenpheiffer
Sep 12, 2004
The Hemogoblin

Chibs posted:

Kick pants!

I left you in the dumpster 'cause I thought you were gonna die!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Chibs posted:

Kick pants!

Hey, don't you fuckin' crap there, Simone!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Kristofenpheiffer posted:

I left you in the dumpster 'cause I thought you were gonna die!

I mean, you know, what would Jesus do?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I would like to masturbate right now. I would if I had my things.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




JethroMcB posted:

Hey, don't you fuckin' crap there, Simone!

slkdbiorbieflkbdlfkjfdlkffffHONKEY

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




JethroMcB posted:

We're makin' Awesome X dolls, and they're going to kick so much rear end, you'll probably go blind.

And then they actually do go blind and make Awesome X dolls.

Oh my god, I JUST NOW realized that.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
vvv that reply's better

MrL_JaKiri fucked around with this message at 16:23 on May 22, 2014

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

And then they actually do go blind and make Awesome X dolls.

Oh my god, I JUST NOW realized that.

I'd like to meet this "hobbit" of yours..."Bobo T. Baggins."

Oh my God, I just got that! Ohhhh, I think I'm gonna throw up. I think I'm gonna throw up!

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
I don't... know if I ever knew that.

JethroMcB posted:

I'd like to meet this "hobbit" of yours..."Bobo T. Baggins."

Oh my God, I just got that! Ohhhh, I think I'm gonna throw up. I think I'm gonna throw up!

Oh you don't know if you're gay or not

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Oh you don't know if you're gay or not

Can you even be gay for a robot?

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

JethroMcB posted:

Can you even be gay for a robot?

Dude, save it for group

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




POWER DOWN GAY ROBOT, THAT IS AN EARTHMAN ORDER

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Yeah, at first I thought it was hydraulic fluid? But ma-aa-aa-an...it sure wasn't.

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr
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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

Uh, where did you get BRAIN chemical?

insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.

SpelledBackwards posted:

Uh, where did you get BRAIN chemical?

Save it for Queen Doppelpoppolus!

kefkafloyd
Jun 8, 2006

What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

livingfruitvirus posted:

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I'll crack open a Mingus Dew in celebration.

Dookberg
Oct 14, 2003

Frisky Dingo marathon on now at http://www.adultswim.com/marathon/

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

livingfruitvirus posted:

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Bizzaro I love you Bizzaro.

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
Oh, piss on the swear jar.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Bizzaro I love you Bizzaro.

I hate them all, except Turtleface.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Tatum Girlparts posted:

Bizzaro I love you Bizzaro.

I'm regular Stormy!

platero
Sep 11, 2001

spooky, but polite, a-hole

Pillbug

JethroMcB posted:

I hate them all, except Turtleface.

I gave him a whole handful of peanuts.

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

JethroMcB posted:

I hate them all, except Turtleface.

Bizarro, I love you, bizarro

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

JethroMcB posted:

I hate them all, except Turtleface.

Don't you mean you hate The Bizarros?!

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insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.
Greetings, dudes. Give us the patchouli beam or suffer the groovy consequences.

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