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May 22, 2014 19:44
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Did anyone write FTP in beanie's foundation before it dried?
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May 22, 2014 19:48
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Too late. I'll give you a heads up before the driveway gets poured. Smiling Jack posted:Terrist Propaganda beanieson fucked around with this message at 20:23 on May 22, 2014 |
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http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/05/22/tupac-last-words-f-you
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May 22, 2014 22:18
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beanieson posted:
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May 22, 2014 22:22
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WERE GETTIN AN MRAP
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they will just write more speeding tickets, since 100% of that money goes directly into the sheriffs pocket.
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May 23, 2014 02:31
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Branis posted:they will just write more speeding tickets, since 100% of that money goes directly into the sheriffs pocket. This is true, 100% of the ticket revenue goes on the sheriff's monthly bonus check. VOTE BEANIESON FOR SHERIFF 2016
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May 23, 2014 02:52
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beanieson posted:This is true, 100% of the ticket revenue goes on the sheriff's monthly bonus check. *shows up with town blacks in back of truck for vote* sure thing 'son
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May 23, 2014 02:54
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so in case you guys don't check other threads Holy poo poo caro is probably dead 
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May 23, 2014 06:29
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no poo poo sherlock
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May 23, 2014 06:30
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Branis posted:so in case you guys don't check other threads i know it takes a while for poo poo to get to you in south dakota but gip has been all over caro probably being dead for like a year now
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May 23, 2014 06:42
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we just assumed he was probably dead in a syrian ditch though, now we have some confirmation that he was brutally tortured and probably beheaded.
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May 23, 2014 06:55
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Working seven days in a row.  . Overtime check.  .
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May 23, 2014 07:41
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Untagged posted:Working seven days in a row. We just had a guy on our shift get poo poo canned and we have an open slot already so I signed up for 18 straight but it includes a holiday that I will get OT for which makes that day triple time.
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May 23, 2014 13:58
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Branis posted:we just assumed he was probably dead in a syrian ditch though, now we have some confirmation that he was brutally tortured and probably beheaded. Based on what's known about Branch 215 it's more likely he was tortured and starved to death, rather than being beheaded. The government doesn't really do the decapitation thing.
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Brown Moses posted:Based on what's known about Branch 215 it's more likely he was tortured and starved to death, rather than being beheaded. The government doesn't really do the decapitation thing. I was reading through the GBS thread, his PMs to you seem to really run the gambit of "You're my only contact" to "You're my ace in the hole" to "You loving CIA pig who sold me out" on a pretty set cycle. The more of his poo poo I read the more I realize Caro wasn't run of the mill crazy, he was "Lets get an RPG and see if rocket jumping works IRL" crazy
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Booblord Zagats posted:I was reading through the GBS thread, his PMs to you seem to really run the gambit of "You're my only contact" to "You're my ace in the hole" to "You loving CIA pig who sold me out" on a pretty set cycle. There was very clearly a cycle to his behaviour, he'd be relatively normal, then get crazier and crazier, then back to normal again. Half the reason I reported him to the FBI is because I thought he'd decide to hunt me down and kill me one day during one of his crazier moments. I was waiting for him to DM me with "well, I decided the CIA robots at the local kindergarten need to die today, tell my family I love them".
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Brown Moses posted:There was very clearly a cycle to his behaviour, he'd be relatively normal, then get crazier and crazier, then back to normal again. Half the reason I reported him to the FBI is because I thought he'd decide to hunt me down and kill me one day during one of his crazier moments. I was waiting for him to DM me with "well, I decided the CIA robots at the local kindergarten need to die today, tell my family I love them". Yeah, made all the more hosed up by seeing people on twitter and other blogs who agreed with Caro. I'm a little sad he's dead in Syria and not in the US where they could use his brain to try and figure out his exact level of crazy, because I'm sure a good neurologist could have a field day digging around in there
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Caught one of the local deputies air drumming in his squad while behind me a stop light. Come on man, there could have been people criming while you're getting your Metallica on. 
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May 23, 2014 18:44
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Phuzzy posted:Caught one of the local deputies air drumming in his squad while behind me a stop light. I once got to be on stage during a Metallica show for an OT gig. I definitely air drummed a little bit. My Lt never let me live that one down since I wasn't supposed to be up there in the first place.
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What does a rabbi, a cop, a police chief, a little league baseball coach and a nurse have in common? CP http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/05/21/child-porn-nyc-internet/9367471/ All positions of trust. Also, apparently this guy had his stash hidden in some kind of Wolfenstein bonus level. Officers, please always check for hidden passages from now on when serving warrants. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/wash-child-pornographer-stash-pc-hidden-secret-room-article-1.1803205
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May 23, 2014 21:01
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SrgMagnum posted:I once got to be on stage during a Metallica show for an OT gig. I definitely air drummed a little bit. My Lt never let me live that one down since I wasn't supposed to be up there in the first place. If you haven't accidentally found yourself on stage a concert you're working security for, I don't know what to tell you.
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May 23, 2014 21:08
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Whip Slagcheek posted:If you haven't accidentally found yourself on stage a concert you're working security for, I don't know what to tell you. Everyone knows what happens when y'all get on stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy5czU_fCe0
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May 23, 2014 21:22
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Being on stage is bad because you can't hear poo poo on your radio, it's still cool for a few minutes though because no one questions why you're there.
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May 23, 2014 21:23
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Reign Of Pain posted:Everyone knows what happens when y'all get on stage: Every self-entitled why are you arresting me face ever.
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May 23, 2014 21:25
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May 23, 2014 21:38
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If you wouldn't stop traffic for baby animals you're a monster. Here have some pictures of baby animals:    
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May 23, 2014 21:47
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I thought that was Beanie collecting ingredients for gumbolaya chili or whatever they mash up and make loving STEW out of. It's called STEW. Quit being pretentious Louisiana.
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May 23, 2014 22:00
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no, you
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May 23, 2014 22:58
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Had my craziest call yesterday. Guy has been cheating on his wife, they do a little tie up thing in bed, and while the husband is tied down the woman just beats the absolute poo poo out of his cock and balls with his softball bat. She calls 911 and says she going to Florida and never coming back, but someone should check out her house in case her husband needs medical help. He's still tied up when we get there and man...infidelity is just not worth it.
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May 24, 2014 00:11
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Grem posted:Had my craziest call yesterday. Guy has been cheating on his wife, they do a little tie up thing in bed, and while the husband is tied down the woman just beats the absolute poo poo out of his cock and balls with his softball bat. She calls 911 and says she going to Florida and never coming back, but someone should check out her house in case her husband needs medical help. He's still tied up when we get there and man...infidelity is just not worth it. 1) Did she get away? 2) How bashed up are his balls? Did he live? 3) How is a softball bat different than a regular bat?
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Reign Of Pain posted:3) How is a softball bat different than a regular bat? i think its wider?
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i think its wider? Ok. I thought softball bats might have some kind of innate +10 to hit balls stat on them or something....
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May 24, 2014 00:44
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softball is mostly played by women so its apt that a softball bat is used to smash the patriarchy/nuts
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May 24, 2014 00:58
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thats why you never trust a person enough to tie you up. I don't live dangerous.
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May 24, 2014 02:48
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Branis posted:thats why you never trust a person enough to tie you up. I don't live dangerous. Whats life with out a little risk? Bang the wife's sister stupid then have a special night out at the BDSM club.
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Genocide Tendency posted:Whats life with out a little risk? with your wooden dick
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Reign Of Pain posted:1) Did she get away? Yea she's still out there somewhere, probably well on the way to the east coast, she called like an hour after she left the house so she was probably already out of state. Balls are bashed pretty good, but he'll live, apparently. Was rushed in to emergency surgery and is going to need lots more surgeries. Softball bats are metal, and probably some other differences. His balls are toast, I'd be surprised
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