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DO I HAVE A SIGN ON MY KEEP THAT SAYS DEAD SUMMER ISLANDER STORAGE
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May 25, 2014 05:30
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Ned's dead, baby. Ned's dead.
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May 25, 2014 05:32
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I'm Westerosi, our succession don't mean poo poo.
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May 25, 2014 06:25
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Nah, man. I’m pretty loving far from okay.
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May 25, 2014 06:40
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T B Thread should write a parody Pulp Fiction script. After they finish the second book. Where's the book?
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May 25, 2014 06:45
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Mmmmm-mmmm, that is a tasty lemoncake!
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May 25, 2014 07:08
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The path of the Night's Watch man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of White Walkers. Blessed is he, who in the name of the Seven and good will, shepherds the Wildlings past the valley of darkness, for he is truly a Night's Watch ranger and the finder of Benjen Stark. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Half Hand when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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May 25, 2014 07:15
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You ain't got no problem, Arya. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them Andals out, and wait for Jaqen H'ghar who should be coming directly.
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May 25, 2014 07:25
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Bring out the Darkstar. I think he's of the night. Well, you just gonna haveta daylight him up now, won't you?
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May 25, 2014 07:29
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No, man, they got the Seven. They don't know what the gently caress a Red God is.
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May 25, 2014 13:57
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You know what they call jellied puppy brains in Westeros? A Royale with Cheese
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May 25, 2014 14:47
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Majorian posted:You ain't got no problem, Arya. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them Andals out, and wait for Jaqen H'ghar who should be coming directly. You sendin the faceless men? Sheeeit, waif, that's all you had to say!
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May 25, 2014 15:26
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It was a teenage wedding and the Old Rose wished them well You could see that King Joffrey did truly love young Marge Tyrell And now the young monster and madame are at the Sept of Baelor "C'est la vie," says the Old Rose, it goes to show you never can tell They had a wedding feast inside the throne room of the Red Keep Seven hundred musicians all singing "The Rains of Castamere" And while the young king drank, the Queen of Thorns did watch him well "C'est la vie," says the Old Rose, it goes to show you never can tell The king began to choke and his face turned purple and blue And from the ceremonial pie, seventy-seven white doves flew But when the king went down, he dragged his uncle down to hell as well "C'est la vie," says the Old Rose, it goes to show you never can tell
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May 25, 2014 17:52
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*stuck in the middle with you plays as darkstar dances and cuts off myrcella's ear*
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May 25, 2014 18:24
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So, what brings you to Braavos? I came to see a man. Ohhh~ You have a friend in Braavos? Not quite. No friend? I never met him. Never?! Who is he, may I ask? Jaqen H'gar. ...what do you want with Jaqen H'gar? I have need of Valyrian steel. Why do you need Valyrian steel? I have vermin to kill. You must have big rats.
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May 25, 2014 18:36
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Ice to meet you!
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May 25, 2014 18:41
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What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, Arbor-drinking Kingsguard to go to work on this peasant here with a pair of iron tongs and some alchemist fire. You hear me talking, bastard boy? I ain't through with you by a mummer's fart. I'm gonna get modern on your rear end.
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May 25, 2014 20:37
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This person speaks dothraki. Fluently.
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May 25, 2014 20:41
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Davros1 posted:This person speaks dothraki. Fluently. And owns 3 different fedoras, it is known. E: I need to vocalize support for this Pulp Fiction movement, even if I'm too stupid to add anything clever into the mix TryAgainBragg fucked around with this message at 21:37 on May 25, 2014 |
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May 25, 2014 21:31
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words are wind...
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May 25, 2014 22:40
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TryAgainBragg posted:And owns 3 different fedoras, it is known. I tried to do the rear end watch scene with little Arry as the boy and i'm proud to say I deleted what I'd written. It was bad. It might have been better if I just freestyled Walkenisms about putting things in butts or something, I dunno. Tarantino was long worded as gently caress.
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May 25, 2014 22:49
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There is a bad porno called game of bones. Buy it. It's as awful as you'd think
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May 25, 2014 23:33
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RC Cola posted:There is a bad porno called game of bones. Buy it. It's as awful as you'd think We wrote it. Then the movie came out and amazon got all sensitive.
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May 25, 2014 23:36
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syscall girl posted:We wrote it. I was there for the writing. But the movie has cats as dragons
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May 25, 2014 23:46
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Bruce Willis rushes in and grabs the Valar Morghulis coin from his apartment, proceeds to retreat but then pauses, glancing at the crossbow that is for some reason sitting on his kitchen counter...
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May 26, 2014 01:00
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Arya: Alright, tell me what to do. Hound: You giving him an injection of Needle, straight to his heart, but he's got a breastplate so you gotta pierce through that. What you gotta do is, you gotta bring Needle down in a stabbing motion. Arya: *confused by Hounds stabbing* I gotta... I gotta stab him three times? Hound: No you don't gotta loving stab him three times, you only gotta stab him once! But it's gotta be hard enough to get through... through his breatplate into his heart, and then, then once you do that, you gotta press down, press down on the... on the Needle. Arya: And then what happens? Hound: Well, I'm curious about that myself.
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May 26, 2014 02:09
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RC Cola posted:cats as dragons RC Cola posted:It's as awful as you'd think Getting some conflicting information here.
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May 26, 2014 07:42
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It wasn't very good at parodying the show because many of the actors were better than on GoT. Or is that the highest form of comedy?
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May 26, 2014 13:29
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Does Kelicki reprise her role?
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May 26, 2014 13:51
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Cersei: Now, I want you to go in that bag and find my coin purse. Lancel: Which one is it? Cersei: It's the one that says mad brotherfucker.
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May 26, 2014 18:01
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 Oh very nicely done.
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May 26, 2014 18:04
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Hey, an aurochs may taste like lemoncakes, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
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May 26, 2014 21:26
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I won't read no author that ain't got sense enough to disregard his own feces.
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May 26, 2014 21:48
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This spanish politician from a small party is writing a book on Game of Thrones and politics. There's a preview chapter if you speak spanish, it's really terrible but it gets hilarious when he talks about how Dany fights the power by breaking the slaves' shackles. "...Or like the Khaleesi, we might strive to give everyone a life that's worth living: the european elections on May 25th are only the beginning." *Overthrows capitalism, shits in the desert*
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May 26, 2014 23:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY It's the guy who plays Bronn
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May 26, 2014 23:27
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syscall girl posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNcg44FW-jA This loving poo poo was top of the charts for weeks.
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May 27, 2014 00:31
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White Dog Eggs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNcg44FW-jA Time can do so much.
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May 27, 2014 00:37
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returnh posted:Cersei: Now, I want you to go in that bag and find my coin purse.  Stealin' dis. For real.
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May 27, 2014 01:12
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syscall girl posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY  If you don't genuinely love Robson and Jerome, I think there's something wrong with you as a person. 
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May 27, 2014 07:14
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Got way too much free time right now, but holy poo poo let's see if this even goes the full length:
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May 27, 2014 08:31
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