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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

AdorableStar posted:

I've ignored some people because I don't want to scroll through 3 miles of fart gently caress hell.

single-mode fiber
Dec 30, 2012


Hey, Anne Frank Fanfic made it there

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Drilled Sausage
Oct 24, 2012

Kitty Burger
May 23, 2005
Mmm, taste like kitty...

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

AdorableStar posted:

I've ignored some people because I don't want to scroll through 3 miles of fart gently caress hell.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

mobby_6kl posted:

What was he expecting to get there, pork sword?

That's where your brain goes first? Pork sword?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Pork sword is a pretty common slang for :dong:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Still, it's the first place it went?

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Needs a "That's my fetish." over Bagheera's head.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Trabant posted:

That's where your brain goes first? Pork sword?



Shouldn't he be using some sword appropriate Samurai swing or something? That's clearly a baseball swing. I didn't know baseballers were angry at pigs.

Insensative_Asshole
Dec 18, 2007

Insensative_Asshole has a new favorite as of 07:02 on May 27, 2014

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole

Trabant posted:

That's where your brain goes first? Pork sword?



You think that guy gets paid for that? How would one go about being the guy who demos swords on the TV/internet?

Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


Booger Presley posted:

Shouldn't he be using some sword appropriate Samurai swing or something? That's clearly a baseball swing. I didn't know baseballers were angry at pigs.

Thats pretty clearly a scimitar. I don't think it was swung like a baseball bat but it's no samurai weapon.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Trabant posted:

That's where your brain goes first? Pork sword?



If someone could put the Dark Souls "YOU DIED" text over this, that would be just swell.

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!






Looks like someone got a new hat.

burnsep
Jul 3, 2005

I'd say it's more like the goons from the Milkman Conspiracy.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

burnsep posted:

I'd say it's more like the goons from the Milkman Conspiracy.

One of the best parts in one of the best platformer adventure games ever made. That is one of very few games I have finished more than once.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Agent355 posted:

Thats pretty clearly a scimitar. I don't think it was swung like a baseball bat but it's no samurai weapon.

Really no sword ever was swung like a baseball bat, the force was imparted through a light-ish swing of your arms with a flick of the wrist, it was much more effective at both keeping you in balance and in not tiring the poo poo out of yourself.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Medieval Medic posted:

Really no sword ever was swung like a baseball bat, the force was imparted through a light-ish swing of your arms with a flick of the wrist, it was much more effective at both keeping you in balance and in not tiring the poo poo out of yourself.

What about those bigass Claymores or broadswords?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Breaky posted:

What about those bigass Claymores or broadswords?

Learn to read, goober. It's all in the big, beefy wrist

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

That is the best use of the smugfuck willy wanker image I've ever seen.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

burnsep posted:

I'd say it's more like the goons from the Milkman Conspiracy.

Hello, fellow neighbor. Please keep your lawn at the designated length.

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?
Hello fellow road crew worker. Welcome to the road crew.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
Although over time my husband will desire me less sexually, he will always enjoy my pies.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





Swords will loving cut you wide open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

i dont think so bro

nunchucks are the ultimate weapon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoMxvcDdnDU

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:
crossposting from the funny images thread, but i think this would make a good "WASTED" gif... I'm bad at giffin' or else i'd do it myself :(

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Need a new license plate?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Need a new license plate?



Vanity plates are super common in Virginia because they're really cheap. I didn't get a picture but last year I saw one that said, "SHTLRD." What could that possibly mean besides "shitlord," and why would someone get that on their license plate? :psyduck:

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

13Pandora13 posted:

Vanity plates are super common in Virginia because they're really cheap. I didn't get a picture but last year I saw one that said, "SHTLRD." What could that possibly mean besides "shitlord," and why would someone get that on their license plate? :psyduck:

because they own hugely

E: Perhaps it meant shirtlord

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Are we talking terrible license plates because I snapped this one a few months ago...

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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


13Pandora13 posted:

Vanity plates are super common in Virginia because they're really cheap. I didn't get a picture but last year I saw one that said, "SHTLRD." What could that possibly mean besides "shitlord," and why would someone get that on their license plate? :psyduck:

Because anyone reading it is a shitlord. See ya later.

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