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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Puntification posted:

Hey capps, I have this revolutionary idea about how to play mafia, want to hear it?

Sure!

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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

I'll be honest capps I was planning to post your hivemind idea from pushing daisies back to you but replacing my name with yours but I can't remember which page it's on and don't want to go looking for it. I'm both a fraud and really lazy. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
Let's find the scum Spanish Inquisition-style.

Now, who'd like to be tortured first?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


fiery_valkyrie posted:

Let's find the scum Spanish Inquisition-style.

Now, who'd like to be tortured first?

Sign me up :forkbomb:

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Let's find the scum Spanish Inquisition-style.

Now, who'd like to be tortured first?

How about we have an Inquisition and a bake sale! I know Sister Capps can make some delicious cookies and it seems like you're handy with some thumbscrews. I'd say it's a win-win as long as the money goes to the fund to help educational opportunities for underprivileged children.

give head or get dead
Feb 16, 2010



Come for the Sponge, stay for the waterboarding. Excellent ideas sister!

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

What up, honkies. ##vote Big Nothing

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

##vote Puntification

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Puntification meet Peta, the best (?) mafia player on these forums.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Peta please don't use the H word. As a white male I suffer enough already

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

It is plain to me that Puntification is going out of his way to get on mr.capps's good side. He is buddying, therefore he is scum.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Hahaha. Just kidding, that's something someone like merk would say. Let's just turbo him though.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Oh, let's!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Opopanax posted:

Peta please don't use the H word. As a white male I suffer enough already

White male huh? We've got ourselves a wolf in the flock, sisters. ##vote Opop

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

I am going to the priest to get him to consecrate this turbo.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

I'm putting incense on it and everything. I'll be incensed if this doesn't go through.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Peta posted:

Hahaha. Just kidding, that's something someone like merk would say. Let's just turbo him though.

I would be ok with getting turboed. I feel given the theme it should be called martyring though ##vote puntification

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Once Opop is dead I think we should probably put his heart in a jar and then let tourists come see the heart of a traitor. This sounds like something Jesus would be totally down for.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Puntification posted:

I would be ok with getting turboed. I feel given the theme it should be called martyring though ##vote puntification

Hello new person I think it's best if you switch your vote to the Canadian beaver. Please do not put yourself out on a limb when it's obvious that the Serpent is here in our garden of Gethsemane.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Puntification posted:

I would be ok with getting turboed. I feel given the theme it should be called martyring though ##vote puntification

Oh yeah? Well I can vote for myself too! ##vote apostate

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
##vote capps

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

apostateCourier posted:

Oh yeah? Well I can vote for myself too! ##vote apostate

Apostate? Sounds downright heretical to me! ##vote apostate

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


##vote puntificaiton TUR-BO TUR-BO TUR-BO

Blood for the Abrahamic God

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Puntification posted:

Apostate? Sounds downright heretical to me! ##vote apostate

You'd lynch an orphan? You wretched thing!

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

apostateCourier posted:

You'd lynch an orphan? You wretched thing!

I'm a bad person.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Puntification posted:

I'm a bad person.

Okay! TURBOOOOOOOOOOOO ##vote Puntification

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Opopanax posted:

##vote puntificaiton TUR-BO TUR-BO TUR-BO

Blood for the Abrahamic God

Third person to jump on bandwagon. Check and mate. Get this scum outta our beautiful Nunnery.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe
Hahaha yes I'm going to meet my maker ##vote puntification

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


:redhammer:

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe
Turbos are the best, I regret nothing.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Wait what

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Oh well YOLO

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Let's have a turbo every day. I suggest Opop tomorrow.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Dr. Hurt posted:

Let's have a turbo every day. I suggest Opop tomorrow.

My life for turbo

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

In three days you'll rise to turbo again.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Dr. Hurt posted:

In three days you'll rise to turbo again.

Is everybody jesus now?

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames
The sisters went about their business, only slightly on edge because of Saint Theresa (who was named that way because of her parents, it means "The Resa")'s disappearance. Everything seemed normal until Rabbi Hillel stood up.

"I've had enough!" he shouted. "I come here from the great city of New York hoping for a little peace and quiet and time to converse with G-d and what do I get? Nun puns nun puns nun puns! I've had enough. I cantor take it anymore! I'm te-feelin' sick and tired of all the jibbering and the jabbering. Who cares about your convent and these big city folks?!?! I'm going back to where I belong.

To everyone's surprise he picked up his stuff and quickly rushed out of their faster than you could say "Oy vey! What a schlemiel!" He was also probably eaten by a bear on the way to town.



Puntification (Rabbi Hillel Norry, The Lonesome Rabbi) Sister-Aligned Vanilla Rabbi left the convent D1!

It's night apparently.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1

Puntification (5): kaschei, Peta, Puntification, Puntification, Opopanax, apostateCourier, Puntification
Opopanax (1): Dr. Hurt
mr.capps (1): mr.capps
kaschei (0): Puntification, Puntification
apostateCourier (0): apostateCourier, Puntification, apostateCourier, Puntification
Big Nothing (0): Peta, Peta

Not Voting (2): Big Nothing, fiery_valkyrie

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames
You know what? It's a small game so night's ain't closed. Ta-da. Have fun.

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
rip punt

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