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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

With a name like the "UNITY SYSTEM" it sounds like a Twilight zone episode where the family become part of the system.

My first thought was "It's a Unity system, I know this!"

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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Browser toolbars.

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole

Dogan
Aug 2, 2006
I'm going to have nightmares now

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Things I haven't thought about in probably a decade: Kai's Power Goo

beyonder
Jun 23, 2007
Beyond hardcore.

GreenNight posted:

Here is a url to a group of pictures of some badass old tech:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Jb6jW

Unbelievable.

L-l-l-lo-look at you hacker.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

GreenNight posted:

Here is a url to a group of pictures of some badass old tech:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Jb6jW

Unbelievable.
I love the comments there. "Monochrome display? WOW ITS JUST LIKE FALLOUT ON XBOX"

gently caress, it's the first response in this thread too. :cripes:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Code Jockey posted:

Things I haven't thought about in probably a decade: Kai's Power Goo
Some things you block out to protect yourself.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Sham bam bamina! posted:

I love the comments there. "Monochrome display? WOW ITS JUST LIKE FALLOUT ON XBOX"

gently caress, it's the first response in this thread too. :cripes:

Monochrome display? It's just like the monitor I played (well, watched my sister play, and totally screwed up in every way if I was on my own because I was three) Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego on :v:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

The worst part: I can still probably navigate through that easier than the latest version of Office I tried out.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

With a name like the "UNITY SYSTEM" it sounds like a Twilight zone episode where the family become part of the system.

WE.

WILL.

ACHIEVE.

UNITY.

I notice he doesn't say what happened to the Garcia family.

Datasmurf
Jan 19, 2009

Carpe Noctem

John Big Booty posted:

Some things you block out to protect yourself.

Hey now, there's nothing wrong with Kai's Power Goo. I had loads of fun with that in the ancient times.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Code Jockey posted:

Things I haven't thought about in probably a decade: Kai's Power Goo

To quote Kai:

quote:

These days I get such questions all the time… “So where are you? What were you doing? Why are you back now? What is that Frax thing anyway?”
(...)

Of course if you even just know my name still, you are showing your advanced age, ha… The old Meta stuff doesn’t even really run any more, and the new kids have basically forgotten all the early days - which is the right of every new generation :)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


JediTalentAgent posted:

The worst part: I can still probably navigate through that easier than the latest version of Office I tried out.

The Ribbon really screwed us over mate. Supposed to make everything easier, but nope.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



God dammit, I know people using Vista whose desktops look this bad (minus Bonzi Buddy of course.)

Like... no concept of "folders" ever entered into their head and they'll click anything the computer tells them to click.

This is the pinnacle of horror.

Also:

I bet in five years when this thread is called "post your favourite obsolete and failed technology 2: Ouya Appreciation Station" the Ribbon will be in the OP.

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Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
When I was a kid I thought Bonzi Buddy was the coolest thing. But he couldn't quite do everything I wanted, so I started hacking together my own thing in vbscript. Which probably also belongs in this thread, come to think of it...

Oh, and there's one good game on Ouya now! (Because they promised it during the kickstarter, before the thing came out...)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Keiya posted:

When I was a kid I thought Bonzi Buddy was the coolest thing. But he couldn't quite do everything I wanted, so I started hacking together my own thing in vbscript. Which probably also belongs in this thread, come to think of it...

Oh, and there's one good game on Ouya now! (Because they promised it during the kickstarter, before the thing came out...)

Which game? I'm out of the loop on it.

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

JediTalentAgent posted:

The worst part: I can still probably navigate through that easier than the latest version of Office I tried out.

Embrace the Ribbon. Love the Ribbon.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Humphreys posted:

Which game? I'm out of the loop on it.

I guess Broken Age.

Also, play Broken Age, but on a practice platform.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
This fits this the thread.
http://www.analogplanet.com/content/famous-swiss-tape-recorder-brand-re-introduce-reel-reel-analog-recorder

quote:

Famous Swiss Tape Recorder Brand To Re-introduce Reel-to-Reel Analog Recorder!
By Michael Fremer • Posted: May 16, 2014


Not allowed to divulge the brand name but a famous Swiss company renowned for its pro audio and semi-pro reel to reel tape decks will begin again next year manufacturing a reel-to-reel tape deck! As unlikely as has been the vinyl resurgence, this news is even more unlikely, yet it is happening.
Why? Because of increased demand for reel-to-reel playback and the willingness of record labels to license titles for reissue on 15IPS 1/2 track 10" reel tape.

These tape sets are very expensive yet the demand grows. The tapes shown here are the Oscar Peterson set also reissued on a six LP set mastered from analog tape by the appropriately named AAA label in Germany. The recordings were originally produced by the well-regarded MPS label that recorded many jazz greats during the 1960s and beyond.

A spokesperson at the booth selling the sets (or at this point taking orders) said the demand has far exceeded the company's expectations and based upon it, it expects to dig deeply into the MPS catalog for future tape releases. Getting raw tape is "no problem" he told me, because someone had bought BASF's tape manufacturing equipment in the "unlikely" event what has happened might happen.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



NOT TO DIVULGE THE NAME:

Studer, doyyy

:rolleyes:


That's like saying "not to divulge the name of a famous carmaker founded by Henry F. in America"

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

strangemusic posted:

NOT TO DIVULGE THE NAME:

Studer, doyyy

:rolleyes:


That's like saying "not to divulge the name of a famous carmaker founded by Henry F. in America"

To be fair someone pointed out that there are a bunch of companies from there that it could be. But yeah, Studer is the most obvious choice.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Hey does that mean I might be able to get freshly made tape for my reel-to-reel machine? Sweet...

0dB
Jan 3, 2009

Pham Nuwen posted:

Hey does that mean I might be able to get freshly made tape for my reel-to-reel machine? Sweet...

gently caress yeah. 30 year old tape is like a ribbon of Gummy Bear.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



0dB posted:

gently caress yeah. 30 year old tape is like a ribbon of Gummy Bear.

Yeah, if you're not careful it's easy to lose a second or two off the start of the tape each time you load it--oops, poo poo, broke the loving tape.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Keiya posted:

When I was a kid I thought Bonzi Buddy was the coolest thing. But he couldn't quite do everything I wanted, so I started hacking together my own thing in vbscript. Which probably also belongs in this thread, come to think of it...

Windows environments are still held together with vbscript. Powershell may have superceded it but there are a lot of people who refuse to learn new things (even though powershell is clearly superior in every way).

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Pham Nuwen posted:

Hey does that mean I might be able to get freshly made tape for my reel-to-reel machine? Sweet...

I haven't used tape in quite some time but I though ATR was still making tape. It's probably pretty expensive.
http://atrtape.com/

Datasmurf
Jan 19, 2009

Carpe Noctem
Hmm, almost makes me wish that I had tried to fix the old Tandberg reel-to-reels instead of giving them away.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I used to have a 5-bit ticker tape printer but could never get it to interface with a modern computer. I had no documentation so no idea what protocol it used, probably something proprietary.

It sat in my storage unit for a while, then threw it out when I moved which I kinda regret cause it was a pretty unit.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Collateral Damage posted:

I used to have a 5-bit ticker tape printer but could never get it to interface with a modern computer. I had no documentation so no idea what protocol it used, probably something proprietary.

It sat in my storage unit for a while, then threw it out when I moved which I kinda regret cause it was a pretty unit.

Occasionally I have that thought "which piece of equipment I use and abuse now will become one of those rare as rocking-horse poo poo item in 50 years"

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

:shrug: I know a guy that has and still uses a six-digit ICQ number.

lmfao if you have anything more than 5 digits.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


It's locked up in storage somewhere, but as a kid my parents inherited (someone bequeathed it to them because I remember it was helluva expensive at the time) like a Westinghouse portable reel-to-reel tape player/recorder. It had a big white metal lid to protect the reel assembly that popped off by pressing two buttons. It was big as a portable typewriter and came with a microphone that resembled the communicators used in the pilot episode of Star Trek, The Cage. It had tubes inside that were visible through the speaker grille and you had to wait 30 seconds or so until audio would go live.

I don't know how they defined portable back then as it had to be plugged in and had no batteries, and it must have weighed 30-40 pounds, but my dad had managed to use it to tape some weddings and musical events. All I remember is having hours of fun recording myself, or my brother trying to record over my tracks, on one well-worn blank tape. The thing had these white ivory buttons (PLAY/RECORD/STOP) that required punishing amounts of strength to push down and a little analog counter you could reset that rarely was accurate. It also had a tinny built-in speaker, though we preferred to play it through a cheap Radio Shack stereo system.

My folks were glad to see us kids having fun with it because they gave up early on. It still works, but the last time I powered it up was three years ago.

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

When I was in grade school I remember we got to watch presentations that were pictures shown by a slide projector accompanied by a soundtrack that came on reel. The teacher had a "portable" reel to reel player that she'd haul out and set up on the desk, and the sound track would have a beep or ding sound to signal that it was time to change slide.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Collateral Damage posted:

When I was in grade school I remember we got to watch presentations that were pictures shown by a slide projector accompanied by a soundtrack that came on reel. The teacher had a "portable" reel to reel player that she'd haul out and set up on the desk, and the sound track would have a beep or ding sound to signal that it was time to change slide.

How was the 1960s?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

This was mid/late 80s. Google tells me most of those tapes were from the early/mid 70s.

Underfunded public schools. :sweden:

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
When I was in grade 1 in the 90's we still had the reel to reel wheeled out. But I remember my school being pretty tech forwards so the C64's were replaced by macs in my second year and the reel to reel was replaced by a large-ish TV wheeled around on a trolley.

Oh the time wasted making MYST knockoffs in Hypercard and bleeding owls in Kids Pix and 8bit black and white scanned images of that ACK! cat.

Overhead and slide projectors I guess you could tally as obsolete tech nowadays, given most classrooms tend to have a PC hooked into a projector. Friends who are teachers talk of there being rooms filled with stacks of them.

The Internet arrived in 1997 so that viral "welcome to the Internet", despite being dreadful in it's production values, was pretty indicative of the time when everyone was getting their head around the purpose of it.

And stuff like this...


But I recall there being a poster of a platypus surfing the web, wearing VG goggles. Everything seemed to have a surfboard motif. And the @ symbol suddenly appeared everywhere; "entering the new millennium...it's F@nt@stic!"

Every one who rubbished it as being a useless service pretty much rely on it 24/7. Even my grandfather, who swore computers were a communist plot, uses it now and then.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

Collateral Damage posted:

This was mid/late 80s. Google tells me most of those tapes were from the early/mid 70s.

Underfunded public schools. :sweden:

We had them here in Canada, though they were on cassette and by then they advanced automatically with the ding.

We knew them as filmstrips, but searching for that on YouTube only seems to produce results of a busty woman talking about nerdy movies.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

WebDog posted:

Every one who rubbished it as being a useless service pretty much rely on it 24/7. Even my grandfather, who swore computers were a communist plot, uses it now and then.

Within the last year I overheard somebody saying that Facebook was just a flash in the pan.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Antifreeze Head posted:

We had them here in Canada, though they were on cassette and by then they advanced automatically with the ding.

We knew them as filmstrips, but searching for that on YouTube only seems to produce results of a busty woman talking about nerdy movies.

We had filmstrips when I was a kid. They were like a cartridge that was inserted into the projector. You'd have the soundtrack on a cassette and when it dinged the teacher would advance to the next image.

Every so often they'd wheel in a huge black and white TV for us to watch some government programs, like when there was a growing interest in the metric system, or when Kosmos 954 was dropping out of orbit.

EDIT: Here's a filmstrip projector

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