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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
The Miami Marlins select RP Greg Holland



Detroit MEOW CITY is on the clock

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Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe


With the 22nd pick of the 9th round and the 262nd pick overall, DETROIT MEOW CITY selects Rick Porcello, SP.



The New York Metalheads are on the clock.


Edit: Stuff.

Sexual Lorax fucked around with this message at 05:51 on May 31, 2014

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
The Mets select Denard Span, CF.




The Gigantes are now on the clock, when it starts up again.

Laderhan fucked around with this message at 05:59 on May 31, 2014

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
The San Francisco Giants select Koji Uehara, RP



All yours Baltimore

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Again, if I were not on a mobile device, I would post a picture of kendrys morales hitting a walk off and then destroying his leg in the celebration.

Cubs, I think, are up?

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Cubs phone posting to pick Ubaldo Jimemez, sp.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Skipping the Brewers

The Cleveland Indians are gonna grab Sir Beef Welington Castillo as catcher.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Well the Brewers will select Michael Cuddyer, moreso for his hitting prowess than his changeup.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

The Red Sox need a right-handed third baseman with some power. And since autistic centaurs are FOR SOME REASON ineligible...



I guess it's Trevor Plouffe. Sigh.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
The Rays select Torii Hunter, OF



And the oft-injured yet very talented Cory Luebke, SP



And the Red Sox are back up.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Remember when I said I needed a third baseman with power to left field? And you thought, "surely he can't be that stupid?"

And after a long time of consideration, I decided, no, I am not that stupid.

But that won't stop me from picking:



Mark Reynolds, 3B DH

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
The Brewers select Rajai Davis for his ability to do some sort of weird bat handstand.



Mariners, GO!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Seattle finally goes for a Homer pick and selects Michael Saunders, RF.

Phone posting at the Mariner game. No idea who's next.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Even though he sucks, he didn't the last two years, and I am hoping having good numbers in petco will translate to great numbers in Camden yards.

Drafting will venable, rf, and can someone please update the sheet?

Giants up next.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Jumping in to take Wade Miley for the Cleveland Indians

Back to the Giants.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
The San Francisco Giants select Edwin Jackson, SP



Mets are next

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
This is possibly a bit of a reach, but whatever. The Mets select the glorious locks of Brandon Crawford, SS.



Detroit is up.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe


With the 9th pick of the 10th round and the 279th pick overall, DETROIT MEOW CITY selects Ricky Nolasco, SP.



The Miami Dingermachines are on the clock.


Edit: Pics.

Sexual Lorax fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Jun 4, 2014

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
The Miami Marlins select C and Most Hated Man in Baseball, AJ Pierzynski



Minnesota is on the clock.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Minnesota selects Sergio Romo, RP



The Yankees are on the clock.

Screen Door Slams
Jan 27, 2014

Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...
The Yankees take Jhoulys Chacin, SP.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Following the trade of Kyle Seager to the Marlins for Desmond Jennings....

Cubs select 2B Mark Ellis
(hoping this season isn't the end for him)

Phillies are up.

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
The Phillies believe the future is now, and select



Marcus Stroman. They said Drew Brees was too short, too.

Harlock and the South Side Hitmen are up.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

The Chicago Baby Sox, having eaten pancakes this morning with maple syrup, take that half-Canadian SP - Jameson Taillon.



Speaking of Canadians, Toronto is up next.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Having signed a deal with the devil, The Blue Jays select:



Kyle Lohse

The angles are up.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Angels take Zach Cozart, SS because I need defense

A's are on the clock

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




THE RED MENACE posted:

A's are on the clock

Seattle is, actually.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Seattle picks...



Brandon McCarthy, SP

Dodgers on the clock.

CFBalla
Sep 16, 2009

Yeah, I just made that shot. :smug:
The Los Angeles Dodgers select Tyson Ross, SP.

Texas Rangers are up.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
The Texas Rangers select Wei-Yin Chen, SP

Arizona up

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Phone posting for Arizona. Selecting Oswaldo Arcia, RF.

Not sure who's next.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Kansas City is next.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Kansas City phoneposts to take Alejandro de Aza, OF.



I think San Diego up next?

PASS THE MASH fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jun 4, 2014

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




San Diego phone posting to select 2B Brian Roberts.

e:

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jun 2, 2014

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Houston selects Mike Leake, SP.

St. Louis is up.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

there are better players available, but I can't resist a name like Lorenzo Cain CF



Cincinnati is up

Politicalrancor
Jan 29, 2008

gently caress it, yall The Cincinnati Bad Chili Team sacks up and selects Dee Gordon, 2B/SS



we're as surprised as you, Dee.

Atlanta is up

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



The Atlanta Braves swing for the fences and select Javier Baez SS.



The Nationals are now on the clock.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Zodiac has confirmed to me that Washington has indeed selected Alcides Escobar, SS but got called away for work before he could make the post.

Pittsburgh is up.

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mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Pittsburgh selects Marcell Ozuna, CF.

Colorado's up for two.

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