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WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
This sounds like the groundwork to turn future Apple TV's into game systems.

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Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Oh poo poo, EA brought Frostbite to iOS. When are we getting Battlefield Hardline on iPhone?

That's really impressive

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"We've had the opportunity to work with metal" :lol:

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Oh god Sweeney...

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

I want CliffyB on stage.

Sprat Sandwich
Mar 20, 2009

S3 LIVES!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Tim Sweeny you owe me many hours of my youth, so gently caress you and your stupid nerd voice and face

Now show me what new cool poo poo you got

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



maduin posted:

LOL This nerd

Aw stop.. I don't know who this guy is but he's endearing in a bashful type of way haha.

squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

This Epic dude should not be speaking in public.

SparkPeople
Nov 10, 2012
Fish AI confirmed for next-gen iOS gaming.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

ShoogaSlim posted:

Aw stop.. I don't know who this guy is but he's endearing in a bashful type of way haha.

The guy with the red hair doing the demo is just as ridiculous. It's like every video game designer stereotype live on stage.

James Dente
Nov 29, 2003
Awful Things Ate My Head
Man he almost drew a penis in the sand if he hadn't done that last swirl around the rock.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

This is the least interesting part of the entire presentation by a wide margin.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


wow interactive meaningless but pretty demos

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

SparkPeople posted:

Fish AI confirmed for next-gen iOS gaming.
Call of Duty: iGhosts

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



I just like that they give this awkward dude a shot at being on stage for something as important as WWDC. I have a soft spot in my heart for dweebs like that. Good for him!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"So that's metal."

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

RPG Maker for iOS

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Why isn't it called MetalKit? :colbert:

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


charging for Zen Garden would have enraged me to the point I wouldn't enjoy it

bet its gonna need a retina mini or air though

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ShoogaSlim posted:

I just like that they give this awkward dude a shot at being on stage for something as important as WWDC. I have a soft spot in my heart for dweebs like that. Good for him!

Hmmm, a nerdy developer at a developer conference, amazing

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

He should have been pulled off the stage by the sexhavers in the audience and beaten.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

SpriteKit's old icon was better.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Scene Kid?

SparkPeople
Nov 10, 2012
Xcode :getin:

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

"Please use our game APIs so that you are locked into iOS and can't port to Android."

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

ShoogaSlim posted:

I just like that they give this awkward dude a shot at being on stage for something as important as WWDC. I have a soft spot in my heart for dweebs like that. Good for him!

Uh, that was the founder of Epic Games. It's not really his first rodeo.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Xcode finally

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Don Tacorleone posted:

Hmmm, a nerdy developer at a developer conference, amazing


carry on then posted:

He should have been pulled off the stage by the sexhavers in the audience and beaten.

You guys are both hands down the worst people in this thread. Please go.

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

ShoogaSlim posted:

I just like that they give this awkward dude a shot at being on stage for something as important as WWDC. I have a soft spot in my heart for dweebs like that. Good for him!

Uh, Tim Sweeney is the CEO of Epic and chief salesman for Unreal Engine, which has driven a ton of iOS development. He's kind of a big deal.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Well yeah I downloaded Xcode too but I never used it for more than 10 minutes

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Byeeee C

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
Holy poo poo

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Say wha?

nebby
Dec 21, 2000
resident mog
this is insane

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



GUYS IM SORRY I DONT KNOW WHO THE HEAD OF EPIC IS IM SORRY

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Objective C without the C. So just Objective?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Looks like we're not getting anything big. There were rumors about Apple getting into home management stuff, but HomeKit isn't going to satisfy.

Marvel
Jun 9, 2010
poo poo just got real.

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squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

Oh snap

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