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Hobo
Dec 12, 2007

Forum bum
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Ralith
Jan 12, 2011

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
A - Let's not make classic mistakes.

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
A.

Vagon
Oct 22, 2005

Teehee!
A.

The leader being dead will help us a lot on the moral side of things. They're already making GBS threads pants, kill their prince.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
Oh Come on you guys. Where is the glory?!

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?


Teamwork. It's what we're good at.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
We'll have to split the loot if we don't solo!

Schwza
Apr 28, 2008
A. Don't hog all of the heretic killing fun!

Vagon
Oct 22, 2005

Teehee!

Basscop posted:

We'll have to split the loot if we don't solo!

To be fair, i'd totally go with soloing the prince if the tower wasn't an issue. As it is, if they regroup with the tower-people we could actually be in deep poo poo.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts

Just a little music to go with our fight.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

A This fight is not for glory, it is to swiftly punish those that would destroy an altar of El.

Also, can we see if these men have blue vapors rising from their bodies?

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Edit: Ooops

A

Tsyni fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jun 3, 2014

A RICH WHITE MAN
Jul 30, 2010

See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.
A

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

There Bias Two posted:

A This fight is not for glory, it is to swiftly punish those that would destroy an altar of El.

Also, can we see if these men have blue vapors rising from their bodies?

You are a little busy not being killed by Saul.

You do from the corner of your vision see something blue in the air, but you are too distracted to pay attention to it.

Hot Dog Day 80
Jun 23, 2003
1. You tell them...
B. Yell to them "Thanks!' With their aid, you will kill Saul, swiftly.

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
If we had to guess, what would be our chances of taking Saul alive?

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

A

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Cornuto posted:

If we had to guess, what would be our chances of taking Saul alive?
Probably not all that bad. It would not be simple, but it is possible. You are stronger than Gareb or Uriah now, but not by a huge amount. And about a match for Saul? Combined, you might be able to do it.

You are strong, but not strong enough to break good manacles and there are many nearby on the hands of slaves. It is not unfeasible to take him alive if you like. Your Balls are going to be left to their own devices while you do though.

Razage
Nov 12, 2007

I'm sorry,
I can't hear you over the sound of how HIP I am.
A They had the chance for honor before they torched a shrine! (And co-incidentally we wouldn't be here if they didn't torch the shrine, whatever... divine mission beat-down from god.)

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Basscop posted:

We'll have to split the loot if we don't solo!

These are our Balls, man. We split the loot anyways. B.

Hopefully we can take this guy in time to rally our Balls, reorder them, and form up for an attack on the tower.

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Diogines posted:

You are a little busy not being killed by Saul.

You do from the corner of your vision see something blue in the air, but you are too distracted to pay attention to it.

I think we may have lost a ball. :cry:

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Theparker posted:

I think we may have lost a ball. :cry:

I hope Snarls is okay...

Wait, why did we let our dog charge into a crowd of armed men?

VVV oh right. Phew.

There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jun 3, 2014

Schwza
Apr 28, 2008

There Bias Two posted:

I hope Snarls is okay...

Pretty sure Snarls stayed back with Paebel.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

There Bias Two posted:

I hope Snarls is okay...

Wait, why did we let our dog charge into a crowd of armed men?

Given our psychic connection to Snarls, we'd probably feel it if Snarls was in trouble. If nothing else he'd be yapping up a storm in our heads for help.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






A

This battle isn't for personal glory, it's for the glory of El and his holy mission of vengeance! SLAY THE BLASPHEMERS MOST VICIOUSLY!

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
B, but I vote we take him alive.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

There Bias Two posted:

I hope Snarls is okay...

Wait, why did we let our dog charge into a crowd of armed men?

VVV oh right. Phew.
Despite repeated inquires about getting him combat training and dog armor, which is going to get Snarls killed I have yielded to the clearly expressed view of the majority to NOT get him killed in your decision about how to use him in dangerous occasions.

You never send him into harms way and he does not want to go there anyway. Snarls does not want to be in the fighting where he will be skewered. He is a smart doggy. He stays out of the way. He is with Paebel and Gaddiel, who are far in the rear and last you saw, shooting arrows.

If you send Snarls into serious battle, he is going to die.

He is a dog. Albeit a very LARGE dog, but he is a dog.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
A and shout "For El, Men!"

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!

Diogines posted:

He is a dog. Albeit a very LARGE dog, but he is a dog.

The best dog. :dukedog:

Rahul
Dec 10, 2004

A
Better kill Saul...

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
I'm kind of thinking we should take him alive and give him to the Temple of El to pass judgement upon. Mostly, I don't want to deal with his vengeful other brothers/dad down the road. i'm not sure if this route would cause more problems than it potentially solves, though.

Hot Dog Day 80
Jun 23, 2003
The only mercy we should grant him is a quick death, maybe, MAYBE some of his men that repent can be taken as slaves and sold off.

unimportantguy
Dec 25, 2012

Hey, Johnny, what's a "shitpost"?
A. As tempting as it would be to take him alive, I feel like leaving this guy alive only opens us up to future problems if he somehow manages to escape us. His men, on the other hand, we should probably be more merciful towards.

Razage
Nov 12, 2007

I'm sorry,
I can't hear you over the sound of how HIP I am.

Cornuto posted:

I'm kind of thinking we should take him alive and give him to the Temple of El to pass judgement upon. Mostly, I don't want to deal with his vengeful other brothers/dad down the road. i'm not sure if this route would cause more problems than it potentially solves, though.

Problem with this is, we have to go to one of the warring cities to do that and I can't see that going well no matter which one we take him to.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I because I think it would be interesting to take him with us to the temple.

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
A

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Razage posted:

Problem with this is, we have to go to one of the warring cities to do that and I can't see that going well no matter which one we take him to.

Stick him in the cart with the minotaur, lug both of them to Baitel, problem solved.

Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger
A

Option for honorable single combat has passed. We are the hand of El in this case. I do not think we need to take him alive, though killing him will certainly also have ramifications.


Those poor Peeps. I am writing The Society Against Peep Sacrilege (SAPS).

I confess I laughed loudly and inappropriately in public.

... and I missed using our 1337 game pad skillz.

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

A + Thank them after Saul is dead. No reason to spoil the surprise by warning Saul ahead of time.

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ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

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powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:
A. EEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL THE FUCKER!

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