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azreal
Sep 2, 2011

How long does it take to pick out some pot? It's not a major life decision....

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
go in high, problem solved

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ur threads annoy me op they remind me how awful my own life is

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Yeah, well the weed store called, and they're...uh...out.

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Seriously this one couple has been at the counter for 40 loving minutes.

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Fandyien posted:

ur threads annoy me op they remind me how awful my own life is

That's kinda sad, bro :smith:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

azreal posted:

How long does it take to pick out some pot? It's not a major life decision....

yeah i can usually make a decision in a few seconds but dude some people

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

azreal posted:

Seriously this one couple has been at the counter for 40 loving minutes.
what are they even doing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
where is the weed store?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

what are they even doing

being idiots

just smell the top shelf stuff and pick the one that makes you go 'ooh' the most

30 seconds tops

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Face it, weed snobs are the future. There is no use

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
probably just talking to the budtender about how much they love smoking weed because budtenders are always extra nice the fried eggs think they wanna be bffs, and looking at every single thing they sell and asking how much it all is, but they can't afford it. i just look at the menu online before i leave duh

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
double trouble

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

a hole-y ghost posted:

what are they even doing

Asking about every single strain of flower and concentrates. Now they are looking at glass.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



azreal posted:

That's kinda sad, bro :smith:

just think about that every time you feel any happiness and we're cool

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

azreal posted:

Asking about every single strain of flower and concentrates. Now they are looking at glass.

So why can't he help you while they look, how high is everyone there right now.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
If this happened at the liquor store someone would get stabbed.

Wertjoe
May 10, 2007

You're being very unchill in a store about weed.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

You're wasting your mind waiting to smoke weed, dumbfuck.

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


you are wasting your time by not smoking weed all day

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I cannot wait until my state legalizes weed!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

it's only been 5 minutes, you're just high bro :350:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

satanic splash-back posted:

You're wasting your mind waiting to smoke weed, dumbfuck.

lmao yeah sharpen and hone ur skillz on the retail grindstone god you're sad

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
what do they sell at the weed store

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
propaen

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bung Harmer posted:

what do they sell at the weed store

weed. I guess

Depressing Drawers
Dec 17, 2004
UR ALREADY DED

would be better if you saw the ape first, imo

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
Just go up to the counter, drop money, and say "Put the weed in my weed hole". They'll hook you up, in and out in 3 minutes tops.

e: Really, probably only 10 or 20 minutes if it *isn't* a weed store.

Mulva fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jun 8, 2014

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Take the edibles.
Eat them all.
Become the store.
Haves the pots.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

Take the edibles.
Eat them all.
Become the store.
Haves the pots.

pooping a pot is hard.
Trust me, I know.

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
I get my weed delivered instead of waiting around like a stump.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BASF posted:

I get my weed delivered instead of waiting around like a stump.

what is your dealers number? I promise I'm not a fed!

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



BASF posted:

I get my weed delivered instead of waiting around like a stump.

i havent had a dealer that would deliver me reefer in years you're hella lucky. i hate driving with weed i always put it deep in my trunk and drive really carefully.

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug
dud the op eventually get his or her weed?

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
lollin @ how people in the states have to be more covert about weed than i have to be about coke

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

Steak posted:

dud the op eventually get his or her weed?

Yup. 2 grams of wax. :420:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im not covert about weed

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug

azreal posted:

Yup. 2 grams of wax. :420:

thats good im glad you got weed and i'm glad that we got some clsoure in this thread

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Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

newreply.php posted:

lollin @ how people in the states have to be more covert about weed than i have to be about coke

The problem is that here you have less legal protection from cops if you're in a car than if you're just walking down the street

most places though cops don't give a poo poo about weed anyway, they just confiscate it for the "evidence locker" (unless your skin is the wrong color)

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