I like my coffee how I like my women

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Intelligent, attractive, and with a good sense of humor.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:16

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 02:51

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

liquid

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:16

poverty goat

strong and dark and with a spoon in them

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:16

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

covered in milk foam

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:17

poverty goat

a mess of brown liquid all over after they fall on the floor

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:17

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

fragrant

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:18

poverty goat

costs more than is reasonable

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:19

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

chilled with cream and sugar

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:19

poverty goat

leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you're done

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:20

poverty goat

on ice for later

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:24

Puppy Galaxy

more than two gives you diarrhea

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Puppy Galaxy posted:

more than two gives you diarrhea

false

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:25

poverty goat

bought mailorder from a third world country

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:25

poverty goat

venti with extra cream

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:26

poverty goat

just a coffee of the day every day

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:26

problematic hug

fair to farm workers

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:26

i am he

gggiiimmmppp posted:

a mess of brown liquid all over after they fall on the floor

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

fair to farm workers

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:38

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

daily ritual

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:39

i am he

like a mug of hot exoic coffee, hot and sexy, and they make me feel energized

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:41

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

it leaves burns if it touches your wenur

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:42

Solid Poopsnake: by Nyc_Tattoo

ground up and stored in the freezer ZING

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:44

i am he

when it touches my weiner, i cry and go crazy

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:44

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

better with booze in it

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:45

Solid Poopsnake: by Nyc_Tattoo

mailorder bees! posted:

better with booze in it

# ? Jun 7, 2014 21:48

Machai

moist and w/ cream inside

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# ? Jun 7, 2014 22:59

Machai

slowly roasted

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^sigs4lyfe

# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:00

dogcrash truther

a played out joke nobody laughs at anymore

# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:01

Machai

dogcrash truther posted:

a played out joke nobody laughs at anymore

so you like paula poundstone?

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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

RaIp posted:

so you like paula poundstone?

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Dogcrash Truther is Paula Poundstone.

And for the record, despite her shady involvement with child abuse or whatever, I still chuckle at her jokes on Wait, Wait, Don't tell me on my local NPR affiliate.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:28

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Squeezed out of an enema bag.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:35

Bukowski: hammulder

I like to pour boiling water on them when they're ground up

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:00

mechacop: Add me on SNES Live

Black

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:02

The X-man cometh

White and weak. :byob1:

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:02

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

with a dick :byob1:

# ? Jun 8, 2014 14:26

i am he

full of cream, my cum that is

# ? Jun 8, 2014 14:27

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

*in starbucks barista voice* one double carmel cum cappuccino for i am he

# ? Jun 8, 2014 14:31

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Intelligent, attractive, and with a good sense of humor.

Where can I order coffee like that because I'm not into #firstcup but I might be if it has those traits

# ? Jun 8, 2014 15:23

The X-man cometh

Chill la Chill posted:

Where can I order coffee like that because I'm not into #firstcup but I might be if it has those traits

Intelligentsia Coffee, of course.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 16:19

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City of Glompton

my husband's making a macchiato for me this morning what does that say about my taste in women?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 16:59

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