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The plop job: Unlike the conventional bathroom blow, the plop job requires that the receiver begin taking a dump before the plop job starts, and must still be making GBS threads at climax. This insures the entire plop job occurs during the course of a single bowel movement.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:42 |
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loving christ man. I don't know how fast you get an orgasm or how long you take a poo poo but it sounds unhealthy either way.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:49 |
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Michaellaneous posted:loving christ man. I don't know how fast you get an orgasm or how long you take a poo poo but it sounds unhealthy either way.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:50 |
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in the picture,why is there poo leaking from the toilet cistern?
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:51 |
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pink eye
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:52 |
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:pink eye
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:52 |
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and also why is there poo poo on the bathroom wall what sort of poopflinging chimpanzee are you jesus christ im calling bullshit because there is no way you have ever known the touch of a woman
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:52 |
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:in the picture,why is there poo leaking from the toilet cistern? Chris Pynes Knob posted:and also why is there poo poo on the bathroom wall what sort of poopflinging chimpanzee are you jesus christ
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:55 |
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OP, would it be cheating if the giver provides a finger or two to plug up your anus to make sure you don't finish your bowel movement until you're ready to climax?
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:56 |
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Pretty sure the figure in the tapout shirt isn't a woman.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:56 |
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I am calling bullshit on this despite the fact that somewhere, someone on this gay earth actually does it. Right. In. This. Moment. e: Also, can the same feeling not be achived by sticking a dildo up your butt and then slowly pulling it out as you get sucked off? Why does it has to be unclean.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:56 |
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hey dolphin share your thoughts on analingus
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 17:56 |
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poo poo into a condom and freeze it then take the condom off and use the poo poo dildo to pleasure your woman it's called an "Alaskan Pipeline"
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the double-deluxe-knucks-to-fisticuffs-stuff is when you slide one fist inside a womans anus, and another in her mouth and you raise her above your head.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:05 |
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It's called a blumpkin, idiot
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:07 |
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Dolphin posted:The plop job: this is called a blumpkin you idiot and its hardly rare and obscure, its actually really popular lol @ this virgin
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:08 |
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President Kucinich posted:It's called a blumpkin, idiot goddammit you motherfucker in the 20 seconds i take to insult the OP with more words than you, you come in and steal my thunder
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:08 |
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President Kucinich posted:It's called a blumpkin, idiot
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:10 |
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Grant DaNasty posted:OP, would it be cheating if the giver provides a finger or two to plug up your anus to make sure you don't finish your bowel movement until you're ready to climax? This sounds like cheating. I don't know why you would cheat, the whole point of obscure sex positions is the mastery.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:10 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:goddammit you motherfucker in the 20 seconds i take to insult the OP with more words than you, you come in and steal my thunder The real crime is neither of us got first post.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:13 |
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you people are hosed i cant belive i frequent the same "e-neighbourhood" as you filthy degenerates does anyone know any good animu?
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:13 |
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Griff Lee posted:poo poo into a condom and freeze it then take the condom off and use the poo poo dildo to pleasure your woman President Kucinich posted:It's called a blumpkin, idiot
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:14 |
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:you people are hosed i cant belive i frequent the same "e-neighbourhood" as you filthy degenerates You frequent the same e-neighbourhood in that hitler is.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:14 |
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back on topic here's my fav to do with all y'alls moms http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cincinnati+Bulldozer quote:1. Cincinnati Bulldozer
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:14 |
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my girlfriend is an amputee do you have any recommendations mr cincinnatti bulldoozzeerr
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:15 |
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:my girlfriend is an amputee do you have any recommendations mr cincinnatti bulldoozzeerr http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Austrian%20Napalm%20Strike Get good, scrub. UD posted:A combination of a Blumpkin and The Austrian Airstrike.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:17 |
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nice
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:19 |
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:my girlfriend is an amputee do you have any recommendations mr cincinnatti bulldoozzeerr perhaps something a bit more equal opportunity quote:1. San Francisco Bird Feeder
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:20 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:perhaps something a bit more equal opportunity
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:21 |
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if you want something a little more daring, here's a new twist on an old classicquote:1. Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag its sure to impress the judges
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:23 |
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Dolphin posted:That's just felching my god you are stupid. have you ever even had sex? felching is the generic term for sucking it out of any orifice and has no specifications as to what you do with it afterwards. the bird feeder is named after san francisco for obvious reasons
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:24 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:my god you are stupid. have you ever even had sex? felching is the generic term for sucking it out of any orifice and has no specifications as to what you do with it afterwards. the bird feeder is named after san francisco for obvious reasons Because...they have birds?
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:25 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:my god you are stupid. have you ever even had sex? felching is the generic term for sucking it out of any orifice and has no specifications as to what you do with it afterwards. the bird feeder is named after san francisco for obvious reasons im not american please explain a) the relevance to sanfransisco b) the relevance to bird feeders
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:25 |
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is it because people in sanfrancisco are gay
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:26 |
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i am from ~~=^.^=~~ japan ~~=^.^=~~ can you recommend any japanese sexual proclivities
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:27 |
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ohayo gozayimas you cunts
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:27 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:27 |
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:is it because people in sanfrancisco are gay what are you some kind of bigot? you disgust me
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:27 |
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Chris Pynes Knob posted:i am from ~~=^.^=~~ japan ~~=^.^=~~ gently caress a shrimp.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 18:27 |
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i don't think he's from japan at all
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