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David BECKHAM walks onto the camera.

          BECKHAM
     This is Edgar. Edgar gets made
     fun of every day because of his
     genetic abnormality.

Cut to Edgar Davids, shinpads flying in slow motion.

          BECKHAM (cont.)
     Edgar was born with a rare genetic
     condition that turned his shin
     bones into electromagnets. When he
     puts on a pair of shin pads, they
     go flying.

Cut to Edgar Davids getting in a fight with a celebrity.

          BECKHAM (v.o.)
     But for only five pounds, you can
     help Edgar. And remember, the UK
     government will match any donation
     you make.