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Yomofo posted:I live on a golf course but refuse to pay $120 a round so I bought 3 LED golf balls for $45. Now I can play for free every night and bring my own beer You, sir, are a hero
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Luvcow posted:Sadly, video games are the new tennis for narcissistic sociopaths you know putin has been all up in that
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Idiot Kicker posted:you know putin has been all up in that 
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putin is the strangest propaganda
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checking in from 18 tee box. Some poors using groupon got Sunday afternoon tee times and our member foursome round round is looking like 4:30  . it's all good though, having some beers, gambling with friends, having a good time Play golf, it owns
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:putin is the strangest propaganda impress the world with a dad body, that's nowhere compelling as pavel petel
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jackyl posted:Play golf, it owns
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naem posted:"A good walk, ruined" Thread pretty much ended here. Not sure what ppl are doing now?
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Pobama posted:Thread pretty much ended here. Not sure what ppl are doing now? because some retard from the 17th centenary lost his ball. Just drop another one and take the penalty stroke.
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golf is boring and gay and really popular in the midwest which is not coincidentally also boring and gay
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rezatahs posted:golf is boring and gay and really popular in the midwest which is not coincidentally also boring and gay no, its fun. sorry you live in a mid-west shithole
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jackyl posted:checking in from 18 tee box. Some poors using groupon got Sunday afternoon tee times and our member foursome round round is looking like 4:30 Did you see those sick clips on sportscenter last night, bro? Jesus Christ posted:golf is gayer than 10 gay men putting 20 gay dicks in your gaping anus
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Jun 8, 2014 23:38
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disc golf is p. cool though
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The only good things about golf: - the last 3 holes of a championship tournament - video game golf is okay I got to visit a Golf Channel production trailer once and the contrast is funny between how calm it looks on TV and how stressed they get in the trailer
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If you're a woman and you golf you are a Lesbian or at least extremely bi-curious.
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I birdied 18, it was a good finish. Slightly pull hooked my drive into the right rough and didn't have a good go for the green shot, so I hit 6 iron to just short of the water and had 83 left to the pin. A nice three quarter gap wedge left me a four foot uphill right breaker which I made.
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jackyl posted:I birdied 18, it was a good finish. Slightly pull hooked my drive into the right rough and didn't have a good go for the green shot, so I hit 6 iron to just short of the water and had 83 left to the pin. A nice three quarter gap wedge left me a four foot uphill right breaker which I made. You are a way better player than I could ever hope to be!
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:You are a way better player than I could ever hope to be! Cuz he's richer than you.
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:You are a way better player than I could ever hope to be! no I just had a good hole, I'm not an internet posting golfer that hits my driver 350 on a bad day it was a 530 par five with a down hill tee shot and uphill seconds. There's no chance of me hitting the green unless I hit a 250+ drive which happens like once every three rounds so really I hit a 230 yard drive then and 160 yard shot that cut part of the distance off because of the angle I took I only had two birdies on the day and the first was draining a stupid 50 foot putt
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redshirt posted:Cuz he's richer than you. I think Jackly is a she. But yeah, she's probably richer than me
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Golf seems like a really good, enjoyable sport to play with your friends once you're too old and frail to have fun playing something interesting like basketball, or football, or even softball. That soccer game with the giant inflatable ball things you wear looks sick as hell too. I'm sure I'll start playing golf once my knees give out though.
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:I think Jackly is a she. But yeah, she's probably richer than me Probably? lol, he can shoot birdies!
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jackyl posted:no I just had a good hole, I'm not an internet posting golfer that hits my driver 350 on a bad day only two? and you don't think you are better at golf then me? I only ever got one par. and that was an accident.
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I'm a he you fucker but I'm just honest about my distances also nobody in our foursome was fat to answer some earlier post
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Hobohemian posted:Golf seems like a really good, enjoyable sport to play with your friends once you're too old and frail to have fun playing something interesting like basketball, or football, or even softball. That soccer game with the giant inflatable ball things you wear looks sick as hell too. I'm sure I'll start playing golf once my knees give out though. It's always old white dudes at the gold course for some reason.
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jackyl posted:I'm a he you fucker but I'm just honest about my distances your not a girl? now I'm really confused!
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:your not a girl? now I'm really confused! born a guy still a guy and married to a girl that plays golf and isn't a fat I'm an oppressed minority on the forums
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whatever. Golf is fun
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quote:The Birth of 18 Whiskey Shots Bullshit or not that's a cool backstory
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also I played Valhalla a few weeks ago, that's a course that requires you to walk and have a caddy it was cool and fun, plus I am going to be a hole marshal there at the PGA this year so that will be cool and fun too I birdied 13 where Sergio bogeyed and we win the Ryder cup, that was hybrid plus gap wedge and a 15 foot putt E: i teed of from like 30 yards in front of where the Ryder cup tees were, it was probably 3 wood from there since it was a big down hill shot and I think the pros were hitting 5 or 6 but I still loving birdied it let it mellow fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jun 9, 2014 |
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Your a golf guy. Whats the name of that place in scotland where the wind is crazy?
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:Your a golf guy. Whats the name of that place in scotland where the wind is crazy? every single course,but you're probably think of St. Andrews with the road hole
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jackyl posted:every single course,but you're probably think of St. Andrews with the road hole Thank you. I knew it was a saint, but, I couldn't remember his name
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jackyl posted:Edit is not post How big id ur dick?
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Darth123123 posted:How big id ur dick? depends if you ask me or a ruler E: my wife thinks all our tape measures are stretched like in Groverhaus because there no way that's really 6 inches
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I'm going to make an effort to play golf and tennis next week. I've been on call and working too much for the man. Very good thread, it is making my life better.
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Arian_Samurai posted:I'm going to make an effort to play golf and tennis next week. I've been on call and working too much for the man. good luck dude. Both are fun
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tennis is good too, I'm a 4.0 and was a 4.5 back in the 90s when I got paid to play tennis for an NAIA school, so that was cool and good I like golf better now, but I started playing a Usta league this year after a 16 year tennis hiatus basically you should play both
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My team of 4 scrambled and got 8 over par (lol). Worst score in our 8 team scramble tourney. Had fun though and got in some really amazing chips.
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