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Haste Mistake
Oct 14, 2008

Here I go!
Kicking you in the hands!
Get your hands down here!
Okay, this is absurd

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SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
That guy said "Don't taze me, bro." Thanks, EA, for bringing the memes. I plan on sharing this with all my bros on Reddit and 9GAG.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
DONT TASE ME BRO

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
You realize the cop simulator is only a trial before the game starts having zombies spawn all over the place.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Did... did that guy just say "Dont tase me bro" in 2014?

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
GOTY

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"What's exciting and new about Battlefield Hardline?"

"Well, in this game, the brown people you kill are American!"

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Just came back from the kitchen. I wish there was some way to know if I had the loot.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Can somebody make a heist game that's like an actual heist and isn't just a bunch of massive shootouts?

Wet Biscuit McGlee
Jul 13, 2006

girls hate me
EA 2014 : Don't taze me bro

Shadow Puppet Of
Feb 13, 2014

If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.
:xbone:

Lock N' Chase

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


hahaha lol police brutality hahaha XDDDDD lol XDDD

kater
Nov 16, 2010

quote:

[BASEBALL BAT] CHRISTINA

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
"Don't taze me bro" EA you're like the dude who plays Joffrey in Game of Thrones, I just love to hate you. :allears:

Token Cracker
Dec 22, 2004
This is so ultra scripted I really can't tell what the actual game will be like at all.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
WHERE IS THE LOOT. Oh wait, I have it.

BLOWS UP A TANK

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.
This game is D&D's worst nightmare.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
As an expansion this might be kinda fun. But I'm not paying full price just for loving ziplines.


HAHAHA did you see that parachute?! No loving way.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
All of these cops are loose cannons that need to hand in their badges.

Dervyn
Feb 16, 2014
Nice to know that US law enforcement use human waves tactics as seen in Payday too.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

So, yeah, again. A cool concept on a smaller scale. On this large of a scale is comically bad

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

"A small group of criminals has caused the largest mass casualty event in US history today when-"

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
was there just like a line of cops standing next to the landing pad waiting for him to shoot them.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Random Stranger posted:

Yeah, my reaction is "How many civilians have died so far in this."

Who gives a gently caress, think of the Bank's money

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

turtlecrunch posted:

This game is D&D's worst nightmare.

more like greatest fantasy

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Those buildings belong in a PS2 game.

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



I can tell this is a scripted showing becuase no one lives this long

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I guess the only thing I can imagine that would get me excited in the remainder of this presentation would be a return of MLB to EA sports, but you guys would all just roll your eyes and sigh, so gently caress all y'all

Gishin
Jun 15, 2013

But... This... What is this practice for?
No, you would be dead after a jump like that.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

holy poo poo sik scopin skills bro

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
this has been the longest demo of the day so far

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Please stop playing that Perry Mason sting when you change perspectives

Token Cracker
Dec 22, 2004
The twist ending is that they only stole 10$ to feed their starving children

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
GET TO DA CHOPPAH

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

HOW MUCH IS THIS LOOT WORTH?!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hahahahahha they read you Miranda rights when they knife you from behind?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Pirate Jet posted:

Can somebody make a heist game that's like an actual heist and isn't just a bunch of massive shootouts?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/113020/

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
What have they stolen that out valued destroying loving buildings with rockets etc?

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
Good thing they arrested that guy, or the city might have been destroyed.

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Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Token Cracker posted:

The twist ending is that theyre black

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