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Cruel and Unusual posted:Jeff Fisher, for hiring Brian Schottenheimer, who called a pass play on 4th-and-1 at home down five against Seattle and lost the game. Jeff Fisher for subsequently getting blown out in Seattle, thus handing the Seahawks the one seed in the playoffs. Jeff Fisher for giving the 12th Man two home games. Wait, I thought we were listing cons?  Guess I'll vote the Fisher king because he wants his team to injure opponents, which is pure douchitude. Didn't he hire Greggggggg Williams last year too? The guy who actually paid his players to injure opponents. gently caress them both and that whole attitude. Football is a loving game, you fuckfaces. If you can't honestly beat your opponent then too loving bad, take the loss like a man.
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There's already been three votes for Fish (who, having sat next to him at a St Louis Blues game, I can vouch for is a decent bloke) which is three too many. Your video accompaniment to my vote is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO-QTJer3vU, and you drat well know I'm votin' for Bret Bielema. #karma Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Jun 9, 2014 |
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Bret Bielema Jeff Fisher actually kind of owns
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No Safe Word posted:Bret Bielema Bret Bielema, the Rams are pretty awesome. 49er and Seahawk fans seem to be upset that someone is improving their dumpster-fire division rival. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Jun 9, 2014 |
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No Safe Word posted:Jeff Fisher actually kind of owns Chilichimp posted:the Rams are pretty awesome Yeah I wouldn't go this far.
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Grittybeard posted:Yeah I wouldn't go this far. You're right, they're just turning the corner from complete dog-poo poo, but it's a start.
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Jun 9, 2014 07:56
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I like the Rams.  Brett Bielma
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Jeff Fisher because he conspicuously failed to beat the Seahawks even though he easily could have. This is a vote purely out of personal spite.
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Bret Bielema because Jeff Fisher conference hate votes amuse me but Bret is a complete piece of poo poo and came to the SEC acting like he was ready to step up and run the conference and got his rear end handed to him terribly.
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Fisher is a pretty huge shithead who seems to give zero fucks about player safety but Bret Bielema is pinging that douche scale real hard
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Bret Bielema, because Jeff Fisher is making 49ers fans mad.
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For everything bad Jeff Fisher has done, him drafting Michael Sam and Sam kissing his boyfriend on live TV and conservative heads exploding negates a good chunk of that. Ol' Bert, however, is gonna put together a run here. Come in talking smack you at least need to beat Cowbell, and they got ran by Gator in a year Gator couldn't beat Georgia loving Southern. 
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Bret Bielema because WAAAAAGGGGHHHH MY TEAM CAN'T DEFEND AGAINST THE HURRY-UP, BAN IT FROM THE GAME.
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Bret Bielema That is a punchable face if I've ever seen one. Oh and the rest of the bullshit too.
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Douche4Sale posted:Bret Bielema, because I'm still not really sure what Fisher's transgressions are (outside of petty division rivalries) and vague "he wants his players to hurt guys", whereas Bret has a good list of specific douchey actions and statements. Basically, yeah, there are a lot of NFC west homers in this forum.
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Don't know or care about the other guy so Fisher it is.
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Alter Ego posted:Bret Bielema because WAAAAAGGGGHHHH MY TEAM CAN'T DEFEND fyp you're welcome
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Gotta be Bret Bielma. Hijacking someone else's death for the purposes of banning strategies you don't like is an exceedingly douchey thing.
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Bret Bielma I suppose. What did Jeff Fisher ever do to anyone?
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who cares if arkansas does a thing, he'll be fired soon anyway.
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Gerund posted:Jeff Fisher Why are you giving us reasons to like the guy then?
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Wasn't Jeff Fisher the coach that told an NFL exec to go gently caress himself when he asked him to call a timeout during a blowout because the NFL was running short on the promised ad time? If so, that excludes him from any douche vote. Bret Bielema for using the tragic death of a kid while jogging to argue that the hurry up should be banned.
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Gerund posted:[*]Because of the above, he runs the team with the most penalties, most personal fouls, and most yards for the last TWO YEARS The Seahawks have the most penalties over the last two years.
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swickles posted:Wasn't Jeff Fisher the coach that told an NFL exec to go gently caress himself when he asked him to call a timeout during a blowout because the NFL was running short on the promised ad time? This is a story I did not know and would like to know more
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Febreeze posted:This is a story I did not know and would like to know more http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/19/chris-johnsons-fantasy-owners-should-thank-espn-jack-del-rio/
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 (2)Bret Bielma has rolled over (7)Jeff Fisher 32-7I'd like to thank beautiful goonette cowbelle for writing the Jeff Fisher interview even though she was sick. Episode 12: A lesson in Douchey Social Media Featuring: (1)Darren Rovell vs. (8)Pete Prisco Darren Rovell  Technowrite posted:Darren Rovell for being a penis. Darren Rovell could not be reached for an interview, but he recently made some tweets regarding the tournament           VS. Pete Prisco  SlipUp posted:I'd like to nominate Pete Prisco for just generally not knowing wha the gently caress he's talking about. It seems that Pete Prisco also wrote an article about his opponent, Darren Rovell Darren Rovell is douche of the year--no matter what voters say by Pete Prisco The Douche of the Year Tournament in the National Football League is already over, folks. Pack it up. Go home. The fan voting nonsense, which I have been on record as opposing, continues, and it's more of a charade than ever. We all know who the winner is. The winner is not a man speaking his mind, standing up for what's right and fighting against injustice (me). I wrote a column in the fine digital pages of CBSSports.com, stating the facts about the immoral and downright cruel lawsuit that greedy, irresponsible former players filed against the perfectly innocent National Football League. I sought to reassure readers that the NFL could afford the unfair settlement and that we at CBSSports were watching out for the vulnerable owners against the greed of lazy, shiftless former players. No, I am not the winner of this tournament. The winner of this tournament is Darren Rovell, folks. The top seed is going all the way. Why? Because Rovell has the douchiness to reduce human conflicts to simple numbers, meaningless bullshit about image and brand, and capitalism-above-all cynicism. Rovell doesn't have a heart; he has a calculator. He's more concerned with the image of the league and the dollar amounts than he is the impact on people's lives--Oh shoot, you know what, would you look at that, I'm out of word count. Have a rundown of the league's most elite quarterbacks. It is a match between new school douche media Against old school douche media Which goes further in an all out douche out? Only one way to find out! 3... 2... 1... DOUCHE! Ben Has Tiny Weenus fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jun 11, 2014 |
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I am voting for Pete Prisco because I finally watched the video and was disgusted. The sheer lack of empathy that he shows professional players from a sport that he claims to love but has no experience playing on that level is disgusting. This does cross into the evil territory, which I tend not to vote for, but rarely does something in this tournament make my stomach churn, and this did it. Also, read that Rovell "interview". I can't stop laughing. Ben Has Tiny Weenus fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jun 14, 2014 |
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Now I firmly believe Pete Prisco is a dumbshit sonuvabitch but holy poo poo, Darren Rovell is showin' some world-class douche moves on Twitter.
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Darren Rovell now and forever but I'm afraid if I vote for him he'll tattle on me to the Dean.
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Darren Rovell, if you're reading this (and haha, I bet he actually is) Hey, gently caress you buddy. Go suck a cock.
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Those aren't real tweets, but Darren Rovell is a gigantic douchebag.
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anime gently caress pillow posted:Those aren't real tweets, but Darren Rovell is a gigantic douchebag. The Darren Rovell assigned volunteer made those. They're quite beautiful. Rovell may legit read this thread though.
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Why can't I vote for both these guys  Darren Rovell, and @RovellReplies is a pro follow.
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