MLB Be a GM two: Draft thread

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Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Phoneposting so I'm not totally sure if I'm even on the clock, but the Miami Marlins take SP Scott Feldman because I think he's available.

I have no idea whose on the clock.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:48

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# ? May 18, 2024 05:18

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Sorry I'm late, Seattle picks Grant Balfour and won't void his contract, we promise!

# ? Jun 8, 2014 05:23

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Cubs break the auto-draft streak by picking OF Daniel Nava whom all the projections seem to have expected to be a .350 OBP guy this season. Milwaukee is up as of 3:09 Eastern.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 20:09

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

The Brewers are taking K-Rod motherfuckers!. If you don't like that, here's what he has to say to you!

Injuns are on the clock.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 21:15

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

The Cleveland Indians select RP Rafael Soriano

Boston is on the clock.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 21:33

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Sorry, was traveling all day. And now phone posting.

Is David Ross taken? If not,Baltimore takes him.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 21:55

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Boston has decided to pick Luke Gregerson.

Ice To Meet You fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jun 8, 2014

# ? Jun 8, 2014 22:03

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

The Rays select Wandy Rodriguez because 2014 stats dont count

and Rays Bullshit Superstar James Loney because they do

Boston's back up

# ? Jun 8, 2014 22:14

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

*trumpet fanfare*

Cleveland can make their worthless, Dirkless pick.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 22:17

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Cleveland selects RP Ernesto Frieri in an effort to dominate the closer market.

The Booers are up to make another poo poo pick.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 22:26

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

The Brewer pick Fernando Rodney.

It's time for the Scrubs to pick.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 22:33

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Cubs pick Robbie Erlin, SP.

Baltimore is up!

# ? Jun 8, 2014 22:48

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Brad Ziegler, and still on a phone

# ? Jun 8, 2014 22:49

Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

The Giants suck and are skipped (again).

Because of all relievers flying off the board, the Mets make another homer pick in Bobby Parnell.

Rays pick somebody now.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 01:57

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

The Rays jump on the reliever bandwagon and pick JJ "What A" Putz, RP

Miami is up

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:02

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Apologies for being late, but if I can, the San Francisco Giants select

Jordan Walden, MR

and

Aaron Hicks, OF

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:44

Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Still phoneposting until tomorrow, Miami selects OF Jose Tabata

Some team is up, I think Detroit

# ? Jun 9, 2014 04:16

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

St. Louis picks the miraculously healed corpse of Johan Santana (SP)

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Jun 9, 2014

# ? Jun 9, 2014 08:31

Screen Door Slams: Jan 27, 2014; Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...

The Yankees pick Josh Stinson, SP/RP.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 09:15

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Has Jeremy Hellickson been picked? If not, Seattle drafts him (posting from work where Google docs is blocked).

St. Louis is probably on the clock.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 16:38

The Merry Marauder: Apr 4, 2009; "But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

The Phillies have chickened out of our 1B plan, and discover a firm belief that scenery changes work, and so select

Isaac Benjamin Davis.

Chicago (AL) is up.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 17:52

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Chicago AL picks Paco Rodriguez, RP

Toronto is up I guess?

# ? Jun 9, 2014 22:44

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Hello I select Addison Reed.

LA (AL) is up

# ? Jun 10, 2014 00:43

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

The Angels take Tyler Clippard, RP

A's are on the clock

edit: fixed

Gorman Thomas fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jun 10, 2014

# ? Jun 10, 2014 00:55

angrygodofjebus: Aug 25, 2005; Drink it up and hunker down

Oakland selects Cody Allen, RP

The Dodgers are up

# ? Jun 10, 2014 01:12

CFBalla: Sep 16, 2009; Yeah, I just made that shot.

Dodgers select Kelvin Herrera, RP.

Rangers are now on the clock.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 01:27

Zythrst: May 31, 2011; Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

The Texas Rangers, select Joe Kelly and make him a reliever.

Arizona on the clock

# ? Jun 10, 2014 01:32

Hipster_Doofus: Dec 20, 2003; Lovin' every minute of it.

sorry wrong thread

# ? Jun 10, 2014 01:33

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Arizona selects Tommy Milone, SP.

Kansas City is on the clock.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 04:37

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

Kansas City phoneposts to select Paul Konerko, 1B.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 11:59

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

San Diego has decided it gives zero fucks about sample sizes and select LHP James Paxton.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 12:53

tatankatonk: Nov 4, 2011; Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

Houston continues its careful youth movement with Joc Pederson, OF.

Philadelphia is up.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 17:11

The Merry Marauder: Apr 4, 2009; "But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

The Phillies are swept up in the Running of the Bullpens and select

Sean Marshall

Aptly enough, Cincinnati is up.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 17:54

Politicalrancor: Jan 29, 2008

The Cincinnati Reds select Dellin Betances, RP

Atlanta can pick now.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:21

TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

Braves phone post to take Andrew Heaney SP. I'll have him up in the draft document when I get home from work

Nats are up.

TheFlyingLlama fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jun 10, 2014

# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:47

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

TheFlyingLlama posted:

The Atlanta Braves decide that our rotation isn't risky enough, and select Jameson Taillon, to get even more young guys in there.

The Nationals are up.

Already picked by the White Sox in the 10th round.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 19:51

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

The Washingont Nationals select Eduardo Escobar, switch hitting utility infielder. Pittsburgh is on the clock.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:33

mentholmoose: Nov 5, 2009; YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

The Pirates take Eric O'Flaherty. The Rockies are up for two picks.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 20:38

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Colorado selects Joakim Soria to end the 14th round.
Colorado selects Jake McGee to open the 15th round.

Back to you menthol.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 21:04

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mentholmoose: Nov 5, 2009; YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

The Pirates take Jonny Venters.

Natinals I think are up.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 21:29

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