Impact Wrestling is the future home of Teddy Long for 6/12

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Preview Thursday's can't-miss IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast on SpikeTV at 9/8c - the FINAL COUNTDOWN to the "Slammiversary" spectacular! If you can't watch the action on Thursday, make sure to set your DVR!

- Just days before "Slammiversary" and his shot at the World Heavyweight Championship, MVP has a plan to put an end to Eric Young for good! Will the World Champion survive and make it to Slammiversary? What does the Director of Wrestling Operations have up his sleeve?

- Speaking of MVP, TNA President Dixie Carter has declared WAR against his alliance! This past week, Dixie threatened MVP and told him that his group would pay for what they did to EC3! Is the TNA President about to launch an all-out assault on the Director of Wrestling Operations?

- Also on Thursday's IMPACT on SpikeTV, ECIII is promising a SHOCKING EXPOSE on Bully Ray that will reveal "the person he really is". What does Ethan have planned? Before his match against Bully at Slammiversary, does ECIII have some kind of dirt on his nemesis?

- The TNA Knockouts will be in action on Thursday, with a HUGE STIPULATION! IMPACT will feature a Knockouts #1 Contender Match with Gail Kim vs. Brittany vs. Madison Rayne, with the winner earning a shot at the Knockouts Championship at "Slammiversary" against Angelina Love of The Beautiful People!

- Plus: The leader of the Menagerie, Knux will battle Robbie E of The BroMans! Now that the world knows he's afraid of clowns, will Robbie E even be able to concentrate on the match with Crazzy Steve at ringside? Tune in and find out! Thursday's IMPACT will also feature an update on Willow after the vicious beatdown he suffered at the hands of Magnus! Will Jeff Hardy's alter-ego be able to compete at Slammiversary?

All this and much more on Thursday's huge IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast on SpikeTV at 9/8c!

# ? Jun 13, 2014 01:17

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:32

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

this was pre-taped before MVP's injury in Europe, right?

# ? Jun 13, 2014 01:32

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

SylvainMustach posted:

this was pre-taped before MVP's injury in Europe, right?

Correct, TNA taped the last 5 Impacts and this one (I think?) at their last tapings.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 01:37

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

The part of Bobby Lashley will be played by Brodus Clay.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:09

Ninja PD: Jul 21, 2006

I dislike how the they show replays a beat too quick after it happens on taped shows.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:16

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

Ninja PD posted:

I dislike how the they show replays a beat too quick after it happens on taped shows.

Yeah, that's one of the things that makes their show hard to watch. Their production is terrible. Something happens and then REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY and then something else happens and REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY.

BREATHE

I watched that Willow match last week and it felt like it went *SPOT* REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY for like 5 minutes and then DING DING DING TO THE BACK. The show doesn't BREATHE.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:18

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

EY is going to beat MVP in a normal match to setup an advantageous stipulation for the PPV.

That'll put asses in seats.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:20

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

HOUPA-DA-DOUPA-DA-BAD-ENGLISH-ACCENT-SHAKESPEAR-IN-THE-PARK
FALSETTO

how does he do these promos with any kind of conviction

(probably drugs isn't it?)

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:21

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Damnit, Jeff.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:29

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

I now feel that my hatred of Willow is justified.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:34

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I thought Willow was going to say his partner was going to be Jeff Hardy.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:35

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Testekill posted:

I now feel that my hatred of Willow is justified.

Someone needs to hit him with a dartboard. Hard.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:37

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Screw the Menagerie. They're such an obvious Shield ripoff, it's just sad.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:41

The American Dream: Mar 1, 2007; Don't Forget My Balls

Me and Robbie E are both marking pretty hard for Crazzy steve

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:41

Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

Screw the Menagerie. They're such an obvious Shield ripoff, it's just sad.

Wait... they are?

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:43

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

I'm not sure how commentary gets worse than it already is but it takes a steep dive as soon as the Menagerie's music hits

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:43

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

No Stiltwalkers? This is bullshit!

Hopefully Drew MacIntyre knows how to stiltwalk.

edit: nevermind, there they are.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:44

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

AfterFather posted:

Wait... they are?

You mean you don't see it?

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:44

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

this is unbearable

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:46

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Oh god, another TNA Paternity angle.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:58

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

I actually kind of like the over-the-topness of Rockstar Spud.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 02:59

Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

You mean you don't see it?

Nope, I like looking at this thread for the reactions.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 03:03

sunsweet: Nov 13, 2012; "Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"

Writer Cath posted:

I actually kind of like the over-the-topness of Rockstar Spud.

Spud is the only part of this show I genuinely enjoy and I desperately wish he were in another company.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 03:07

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

sunsweet posted:

~~Spud~~Zema is the only part of this show I genuinely enjoy and I desperately wish he were in another company.

edit: That seems like a really unsafe way to take a piledriver.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 03:18

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

what a complete waste of time

# ? Jun 13, 2014 03:57

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

MVP: "I don't care what stipulation you pick because you will not, CAN NOT beat me."

True.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 03:57

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

Well that sucked

# ? Jun 13, 2014 04:00

sunsweet: Nov 13, 2012; "Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"

Someone defend that show and I will fight you

E: except spud, he's the best

# ? Jun 13, 2014 04:00

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

If anybody watches TNA and doesn't read the news sites, they're in for a nasty surprise Sunday night.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 04:07

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:32

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

I zoned out after the Menagerie. I still don't understand how, by anyone's logic, they're faces. I shouldn't think too hard about any of this. Bad night. Not surprised.

# ? Jun 13, 2014 04:08

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