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my parents were 2 years older than i am right now when they had me how the gently caress do people have kids so young why are all my friends ruining their lives
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islamofascism
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Jun 17, 2014 08:00
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democrats more like demoncats
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FordPRefectLL posted:my parents were 2 years older than i am right now when they had me how the gently caress do people have kids so young why are all my friends ruining their lives Mistakes. You were a mistake op. E: One night your mom was going down on your dad and he was going down on her 69. They were too horny and prolly too drunk to care about condoms. So your dad just shoved his meat rod in her taco waiting to be filled. And pouned and pounded till the sour cream was added. And a baby burrito known as you was born. E2: Did they have good jobs and money? \/
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Jun 17, 2014 08:00
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i was planned, al borland just not a very good plan
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Jun 17, 2014 08:01
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Jun 17, 2014 08:02
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Jun 17, 2014 08:03
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pussys make babies!?!?
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Jun 17, 2014 08:03
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what if i want bendyman to enter my anus 
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Jun 17, 2014 08:04
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murder you're family
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Jun 17, 2014 08:04
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Fireless Phoenix posted:what if i want bendyman to enter my anus probably have a different kind of explosion before he explodes you then.
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Jun 17, 2014 08:05
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I knocked up a girl I'd been seeing for six months when I was 21. We now are happier than gently caress with three kids and have built a nice life together and its great. People wait too long
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Jun 17, 2014 08:05
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mookface posted:I knocked up a girl I'd been seeing for six months when I was 21. We now are happier than gently caress with three kids and have built a nice life together and its great. People wait too long If you wait too long you end up having autistic children too. So its like the mid 30s you wanna bang one out.
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Jun 17, 2014 08:06
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Al Borland posted:If you wait too long you end up having autistic children too. So its like the mid 30s you wanna bang one out. did your parents have you in their 40s
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Jun 17, 2014 08:07
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enjoy dying alone OP I mean I know I will
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Jun 17, 2014 08:07
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FordPRefectLL posted:did your parents have you in their 40s Nah 30s. Maybe my theory is out the window. Sunshine Mix posted:enjoy dying alone OP can always go gay for goons.
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Jun 17, 2014 08:08
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There are parents of kids in my daughters kindergarten class that are fifty and their first kid is five. Just think about that
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Jun 17, 2014 08:29
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mookface posted:There are parents of kids in my daughters kindergarten class that are fifty and their first kid is five. Just think about that
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Jun 17, 2014 08:32
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mookface posted:There are parents of kids in my daughters kindergarten class that are fifty and their first kid is five. Just think about that maybe we can beat the japs one last time, in the race to become a nation of octogenarians waited on by robot anime nurses. and then we have mexicans to inherit the place after the white people are all gone, Canticle for Leibowitz style. japan will just be filled with animals and poo poo
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Jun 17, 2014 08:33
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mookface posted:There are parents of kids in my daughters kindergarten class that are fifty and their first kid is five. Just think about that Dear god. Those eggs are almost due past expiration date.
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Jun 17, 2014 08:34
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Orkin Mang posted:islamofascism this is true but its hosed up as well
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Jun 17, 2014 08:37
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Al Borland posted:Dear god. Those eggs are almost due past expiration date. You should hear them swap fertility clinic stories. Maybe you should have had kids when your body isn't shutting down BECAUSE YOURE OLD AS gently caress
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Jun 17, 2014 08:37
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mookface posted:Maybe you should have had kids
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Jun 17, 2014 08:38
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im gonna make more kids via lesbian fertilization and im gay
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Jun 17, 2014 08:38
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mookface posted:You should hear them swap fertility clinic stories. Maybe you should have had kids when your body isn't shutting down BECAUSE YOURE OLD AS gently caress Lol that kid will be lucky if he doesn't turn out autistic. Seriously I'd be surprised if paster kindergarten he isn't in a special group because he doesn't interact. This is my goon armchair PHD speaking though. I don't know poo poo but its GBS.
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Jun 17, 2014 08:39
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my dad was born when my grandfather was 67 and hes autistic as gently caress and in a family of short people he was six foot seven. im the spawn of a genetic freak who was the product of old people loving when they really shouldnt have
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Jun 17, 2014 08:41
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THS posted:my dad was born when my grandfather was 67 and hes autistic as gently caress and in a family of short people he was six foot seven. im the spawn of a genetic freak who was the product of old people loving when they really shouldnt have Do you give him rabbits to pet because they are soft and cuddly? How frequently does he go through them? Also, how old was your grandmother?
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Jun 17, 2014 08:43
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grandmother was like mid 40s. my grandfather was a county judge and had two names and was married to two women. my father is a published author who writes books about how he talks to god. hes also a successful logistics expert and i am privileged
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Jun 17, 2014 08:44
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I was the product of a serial rapist. I just thought he was a regular rapist until all the half siblings started popping up everywhere.
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Jun 17, 2014 08:45
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Omg STAY SAFE POVERTY GHOST. MURDER YOU'RE FAMIKY. phew
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Jun 17, 2014 08:47
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THS posted:grandmother was like mid 40s. my grandfather was a county judge and had two names and was married to two women. my father is a published author who writes books about how he talks to god. hes also a successful logistics expert and i am privileged Yeah the farm eggs still were fresh.
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Jun 17, 2014 08:49
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old sperm will gently caress you up
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Jun 17, 2014 08:50
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Al Borland posted:Lol that kid will be lucky if he doesn't turn out autistic. Seriously I'd be surprised if paster kindergarten he isn't in a special group because he doesn't interact. Down's syndrome is really the big concern with older parents rather than autism. But I'm sure autism's in there somewhere too. 
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Jun 17, 2014 08:55
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Kimmalah posted:Down's syndrome is really the big concern with older parents rather than autism. But I'm sure autism's in there somewhere too. Long time no see Kimm! Hope you're doing well.
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Jun 17, 2014 08:56
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islamofascism and christian fascism is gay but in the long run the secularist ethical nihilism will destroy the fkn world
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Jun 17, 2014 08:58
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Orkin Mang posted:islamofascism and christian fascism is gay but in the long run the secularist ethical nihilism will destroy the fkn world this is what ive been saying forever. allah ackbar allah ackbar allah ackbar allah ackbar
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Jun 17, 2014 08:59
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pbuh
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Al Borland posted:If you wait too long you end up having autistic children too. So its like the mid 30s you wanna bang one out. this is unsettling
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Frostwerks posted:this is unsettling Its true dude downs even more so
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