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Hello and welcome to the GBS Goon Confession Station! Please read the rules and the F.A.Q. I've done some cool SA smileys to make it easier to read! What is this? This is the GBS Goon Confession Station, it's where we all share some fairly embarrassing facts about ourselves to other goons for our amusement. Why would I want to do this, oh god I'm gonna pee my pants Relax It's actually quite therapeutic to say embarrassing things about yourself to a bunch of internet strangers you don't know. Nothing can happen to you after all and no one knows who you truly are, but you still get to be honest with yourself and others. It's a long held tradition in these forums, and for good reason! Something bad is gonna happen if I do, you'll make fun of me Don't worry about it! I've talked to the mods and boring trolls that poo poo this thread up too badly will be dealt with! Remember, we're all here to share our secrets together and have fun doing it in classic goon style. Wow, I can't believe I'm doing this but... I want to join in Let's have fun together. Some Things To Keep In Mind: -It's a good idea to spoiler your confessions using the [ spoiler] [ /spoiler] tags (no space), that way they can't be Googled! Good lifehack. -Please do not quote other posters in this thread or anywhere else! Give them the right to edit out their posts, if they so desire. Let's be respectful everyone -Have fun
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 08:57 |
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I own a collection of trillbys and used to try to impress girls with them. They called me the "hat man" and I thought it was a compliment Fortunately I don't use them anymore
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 08:59 |
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i'm gay
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:01 |
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i had an epiletpic seizure from the amount of emoticons in OP
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:02 |
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I'm straight and am afraid to tell my parents that I didn't turn out gay. It would be a big blow to them.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:03 |
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OP is my friend
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:03 |
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gas thread, ban A Misanthrope
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:05 |
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:06 |
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:15 |
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http://goatse.info/hello.jpg
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:18 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:gas thread, ban A Misanthrope Seriously? That's your confession? Weirdo. Edit: This should have been your confession, Tactical. Or should I call you...AATREK???? TacticalUrbanHomo posted:there is a cute girl who I think is flirting with me but she is too young a misanthrope fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Jun 17, 2014 |
# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:34 |
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:35 |
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i am actually a really nice sensitive person and i love all of you goons even when you are mean to me
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:36 |
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I hosed a fat chick
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:39 |
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i'm not very good at my job and it doesnt matter
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:41 |
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I don't really love gifs. I'm just doing my part to make the forums run slower.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:43 |
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I'm a nice person but i hate goons hth
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:49 |
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I'm actually a skeleton masquerading as a human. I spent about 9 months clothing myself in flesh and bone to resemble one. I'm also terribly afraid of x-rays.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:49 |
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Leo Showers posted:I'm actually a skeleton masquerading as a human. I spent about 9 months clothing myself in flesh and bone to resemble one. I'm also terribly afraid of x-rays.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:51 |
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i don't even read the op i just poast
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:53 |
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First glance made me think mortal kombat for some reason. I'll share another secret since my first one was weak. futanari porn kinda turns me on
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 09:54 |
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ty if anyone was wondering what was so bad about you now they know
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:08 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:ty if anyone was wondering what was so bad about you now they know nah you're mad because i made fun of anime 8 months ago and you're a psycho nite crew member/pedo
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:11 |
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I actually read this loving thread.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:12 |
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i hate al borlland so goddamnmuch. he made a fool of himself in the ladythread and stopped posting for like two days butthen came back and started posting again outside of the ladythread and I wish he hadn't come back. I wish he had never posted again
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:14 |
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A misanthrope posted:nah you're mad because i made fun of anime 8 months ago and you're a psycho nite crew member/pedo yep you got me, I and lots of other people hate you because you are the only person in GBS who makes fun of anime ...
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:15 |
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I want to confess something but my serious and revealing confession will stand out too much among all of these hilarious jokes
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:18 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:my confession is i'm totally willing to derail this thread because i'm sure everyone else here cares as much about my drama as i do, right guys? you want to keep hearing about this poo poo right? ok i'll keep going for you see one time misanthrope made fun of anime and it really hurt my feeli
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:19 |
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:20 |
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please do not mess up my good friend fucker's thread with this nonsense
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:23 |
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I've got a closeted skeleton. he's having a lot of trouble coming out
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 10:46 |
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i'm a gay skeleton
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:45 |
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i like big butts
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:51 |
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A misanthrope posted:nah you're mad because i made fun of anime 8 months ago and you're a psycho nite crew member/pedo lol not only do you remember trivial poo poo like this because your life is an emotional wasteland but you also think your words have way more power than they really do
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:54 |
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butplug accident posted:lol not only do you remember trivial poo poo like this because your life is an emotional wasteland but you also think your words have way more power than they really do i'm not the one on attack, dipshit. also your mom is an emotional wasteland.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:58 |
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A misanthrope posted:i'm not the one on attack, dipshit.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:00 |
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everyone has a skeleton deep within..........
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:01 |
there are no skeletons in my body. i am a gelatinous pile of goo
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:01 |
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At work dudes will get a cup of coffee and then go into the bathroom. They tend to set the cups down on the counter directly under the towel dispenser. When I notice a cup there while I'm washing my hands, I make sure I put a few drops of soapy water into it while I get a towel. Though that's not really an embarrassing secret because you loving deserve it for putting your coffee there. The counter is constantly covered in water, soap, and pee pee and poo poo, what did you expect?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:05 |
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i have killed several living things, including myself
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:57 |