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So I've got this friend who is in his thirties, and he's had literally one date with a women in his entire life (and that's only because she approached him and asked him out), and that's basically the entire history of his social interaction with women. He's decent looking and a nice guy, and definately not gay, but he's beta as gently caress when it comes to women. Any advice on how to get him to come out of his shell? (He doesn't drink or do drugs btw).
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I hear there is a "reset" button in the brain, but it can only be reached with a bullet have your friend try that.
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Jun 17, 2014 13:01
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Are you absolutely sure you're not gay?
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Jun 17, 2014 13:01
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Kiss him
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Jun 17, 2014 13:02
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just take acting lessons, op
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Jun 17, 2014 13:03
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MDMA
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Jun 17, 2014 13:03
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a gun in the mouth
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Jun 17, 2014 13:04
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yeah, nobody will be interested in that no-fun loser.
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Jun 17, 2014 13:04
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:He's decent looking and a nice guy, and definately not gay, but he's beta as gently caress when it comes to women. Any advice on how to get him to come out of his shell? (He doesn't drink or do drugs btw). Just think kids, if you want to be in your 30's and never touch a woman, straight-edge is the way to be!
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Jun 17, 2014 13:06
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He needs to leave his door open and play GameCube.
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Jun 17, 2014 13:06
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NO
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Jun 17, 2014 13:07
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Death
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Jun 17, 2014 13:08
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sounds like a cuck.
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Jun 17, 2014 13:09
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Jun 17, 2014 13:09
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Oh by the way congrats on being friends with Elliot Rogers.
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Jun 17, 2014 13:12
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have you tried drugs and alcohol?
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Jun 17, 2014 13:13
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yeah, a "friend" well go with that
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Jun 17, 2014 13:13
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I like Raj from BigBang Theory. Tell your "friend" to drink.
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Jun 17, 2014 13:15
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the trick is to study human emotion and reaction and properly catagorize all the types of people and how they will react to poo poo, and how their faces move if they react a certain way or so. study this, but dont be obvious about it, a common mistake is for nerds to be obviously inhuman while trying to use good pua techniques, no! big mistake! the most important thing is to study people talking with each other and trying to emulate them while looking at a mirror. i personally do it by watching lets plays videos on something awful and guys talking about movies/games to each other (giant bomb is really good for this). learn how to act, learn how to react, and learn about people. when your skills overshadow your sociopathy, youll be a king of this world.
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Jun 17, 2014 13:16
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cant cure human being
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Jun 17, 2014 13:17
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:So I've got this friend who is in his thirties, and he's had literally one date with a women in his entire life (and that's only because she approached him and asked him out), and that's basically the entire history of his social interaction with women. eventually his balls will drop Also tell him to stop masturbating all day every day
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Jun 17, 2014 13:18
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Fucker posted:the trick is to study human emotion and reaction and properly catagorize all the types of people and how they will react to poo poo, and how their faces move if they react a certain way or so. At the moment I'm sitting at a bar. Three stools to my right sits a man, familiar with this type of establishment, who looks around and notices a couple in a dark corner booth. He smiles, motions for the bartender to come over, and leans forward to speak confidentially about the couple. I don't need to listen to know what he's saying. He's lying to the bartender, easily, extemporaneously. A compulsive liar, not out of a desire for a life more exciting than his own, but to revel in his facility for deceiving others. He knows the bartender is detached, merely affecting interest -- which is true -- but he knows the bartender is still fooled -- which is also true. My sensitivity to the body language of others has increased to the point that I can make these observations without sight or sound: I can smell the pheromones exuded by his skin. To an extent, my muscles can even detect the tension within his, perhaps by their electric field. These channels can't convey precise information, but the impressions I receive provide ample basis for extrapolation; they add texture to the web. Normal humans may detect these emanations subliminally. I'll work on becoming more attuned to them; then perhaps I can try consciously controlling my own expressions.
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Jun 17, 2014 13:22
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Sabel posted:I've gone into the outside world to re-observe society. The sign language of emotion I once knew has been replaced by a matrix of interrelated equations. Lines of force twist and elongate between people, objects, institutions, ideas. The individuals are tragically like marionettes, independently animate but bound by a web they choose not to see; they could resist if they wished, but so few of them do. Some serial killer poo poo right here 5
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Jun 17, 2014 13:45
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rock climbing or learning to play some instrument or both at the same time
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Jun 17, 2014 13:48
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smoke weed
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Jun 17, 2014 13:50
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Tell him to put his lotion and pocket pussay away and maybe he'll build a normal level of testosterone and he'll be motivated to get his dick wet in some non plastic pussy
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Jun 17, 2014 13:52
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Sabel posted:I've gone into the outside world to re-observe society. The sign language of emotion I once knew has been replaced by a matrix of interrelated equations. Lines of force twist and elongate between people, objects, institutions, ideas. The individuals are tragically like marionettes, independently animate but bound by a web they choose not to see; they could resist if they wished, but so few of them do. 
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Jun 17, 2014 13:54
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when i throw away my figurine collection and take up mountaineering i'll finally become an interesting person
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Jun 17, 2014 13:55
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butplug accident posted:when i throw away my figurine collection and take up mountaineering i'll finally become an interesting person i hope you fall and die
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Jun 17, 2014 13:59
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I can no longer dream in any normal sense. I lack anything that would qualify as a subconscious, and I control all the maintenance functions performed by my brain, so normal REM sleep tasks are obsolete. There are moments when my grasp on my mind slips, but they cannot be called dreams. Meta-hallucinations, perhaps. Sheer torture. These are periods during which I'm detached: I understand how my mind generates the strange visions, but I'm paralyzed and unable to respond. I can scarcely identify what I see; images of bizarre transfinite self-references and modifications that even I find nonsensical. My mind is taxing the resources of my brain. A biological structure of this size and complexity can just barely sustain a self-knowing psyche. But the self-knowing psyche is also self-regulating, to an extent. I give my mind full use of what's available, and restrain it from expanding beyond that. But it's difficult: I'm cramped inside a bamboo cage that doesn't let me sit down or stand up. If I try to relax, or try to extend myself fully, then agony, madness.
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Jun 17, 2014 14:00
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unlimited shrimp posted:I can no longer dream in any normal sense. I lack anything that would qualify as a subconscious, and I control all the maintenance functions performed by my brain, so normal REM sleep tasks are obsolete. There are moments when my grasp on my mind slips, but they cannot be called dreams. Meta-hallucinations, perhaps. Sheer torture. These are periods during which I'm detached: I understand how my mind generates the strange visions, but I'm paralyzed and unable to respond. I can scarcely identify what I see; images of bizarre transfinite self-references and modifications that even I find nonsensical. same here
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Jun 17, 2014 14:02
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Waroduce posted:Some serial killer poo poo right here Only serial killers and people who frequent /r/redpill still believe in human pheromones. Two groups that certainly aren't mutually exclusive. OP, you know what's great for social anxiety? Sex, with a girl (or possibly a boy). Buy yourself...ahem, buy your "friend" an hour or two with an experienced whore (the second hour is for you crying while she rubs your back and counts the minutes). Nowadays there's probably a whole cadre of them that specialise in dealing with spergy virgins.
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Jun 17, 2014 14:05
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grow a pair
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Jun 17, 2014 14:05
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This book worked for me http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Chimp-Paradox-Management-Confidence/dp/009193558X Your milage may vary
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Jun 17, 2014 14:12
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being encouraged, doing sports
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Jun 17, 2014 14:13
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Suck his dick Edit I mean your dick because your friend is you
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Jun 17, 2014 14:25
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Can someone please cure me of this affliction?
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Jun 17, 2014 14:26
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Browse GBS more, you'll find the full spectrum here and learn how to hide your tells. Sorry, his tells.
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Jun 17, 2014 14:32
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I'd say your friend should spend time getting fit, learning how to dress well and then hit up the bars with some of his buddies but he doesn't drink so maybe he can meet someone at church group or wherever weirdo teetotal shut-ins meet people when everyone else is out on the town having fun.
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Jun 17, 2014 14:38
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serious answer: practice by being a human and talking to people as if they're other humans (they mostly are). semi-serious answer: kill yerself
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