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BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
You ever seen a puto like that, man. Thats some fine rear end poo poo, ripe for the picking.

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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
I could eat a peach for hours. -- Lil boosie

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Dude she should get that checked. Good poon doesn't have any taste at all, cept maybe a little twinge of tangy every now and then

Plus ramming dairy products in the womb is a gateway drug to infections you don't want in your mouth hth

:science:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an rear end that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

Captain Matchbox
Sep 22, 2008

BOP THE STOATS
only eat the vinegar flange

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
her pussy taste like pepsi cola

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

If it looks like vanilla ice cream, you got problems.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



stank pussy smell like cool ranch doritos

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

she wake up, eat this dick, call that poo poo breakfast in bed

W424
Oct 21, 2010
Vanilla Ice tastes like cream?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
girls are funny when they put scents or other things on their vag's to make them smell nice then when their boyfriend asks about it they say they just naturally smell that way :mmmhmm:

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Got Old Spice and Old Bay mixed up again. Dick now smells like a crab feast.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Maldoror posted:

girls are funny when they put scents or other things on their vag's to make them smell nice then when their boyfriend asks about it they say they just naturally smell that way :mmmhmm:

insecurity is sorta hot

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

thought it was supposed to taste just like Coca-Cola

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
her pussy so yeasty i caught a buzz from givin head

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

unlimited shrimp posted:

her pussy so yeasty i caught a buzz from givin head

pussy so yeasty she literally got a bun in the oven

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

someone post ferretball.txt

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

guidoanselmi posted:

someone post ferretball.txt
ferretball.txt

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

guidoanselmi posted:

someone post ferretball.txt

pussy so muslim it smell like garlic burp

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Pudding Huxtable posted:

Dude she should get that checked. Good poon doesn't have any taste at all, cept maybe a little twinge of tangy every now and then

Plus ramming dairy products in the womb is a gateway drug to infections you don't want in your mouth hth

:science:

not sure, thinking that vanilla ice cream is gooder than no taste. i want the ice cream infection, esé, i'll spread it from my mouth. Dennis Hopper - "baby's hungry!" lol

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
i dont know what a vagine smells or taste like ?

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
I have an ex girlfriend from the Philippines. Her pussy tasted like mango. Yes it was awesome.

insaneway
Feb 10, 2014

I think when there's enough will and aggression, there's no shortage of talent either.
-Jurgen Klinsmann-
add a dollop of whipped cream and a cherry (preferably her cherry) and it'll taste great

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

insaneway posted:

add a dollop of whipped cream and a cherry (preferably her cherry) and it'll taste great

gently caress virgin skeez all day

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Pudding Huxtable posted:

Good poon doesn't have any taste at all, cept maybe a little twinge of tangy every now and then


as a dentist, it's my advice that you don't put any harpoons in your mouth, even good ones

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



SplitSoul posted:

Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an rear end that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

yes

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
Transginas will one day dispense soft serve as a way to compete with cispussy

insaneway
Feb 10, 2014

I think when there's enough will and aggression, there's no shortage of talent either.
-Jurgen Klinsmann-
Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
yuck

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

How disgusting is this post? Can someone alert a mod please?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

PM me

Lord_ExDeath
Nov 21, 2005

That's how it's done...

insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

I concur. Your girlfriend has a lovely pussy.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

lol cheers mah maaan high five and such, booyah

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms but I don't stop & I won't stop

It's been six hours and she cried for awhile but she finally fell asleep around hour four

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
ya ever been all up on one that smeel like pizza grease? dang.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

insaneway posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms because she thinks that's my goal or something

Nah I just like the feeling of sticking my face in your pussy

gently caress your orgasms

am I right?!

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Stoic Commie posted:

ya ever been all up on one that smeel like pizza grease? dang.

best put a napkin on that drat poo poo

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Ugh my girlfriend always tries to get me to stop after she orgasms but I don't stop & I won't stop

It's been six hours and she cried for awhile but she finally fell asleep around hour four

you can hate me now, but i wont stop now -tupac

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

i eat that pussy the same way i beat emerald weapon-- without coming up for breath

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