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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Get it together, Rich.
Do you have any idea who my father is? He will destroy your world.

I didn't pay :10bux: seven years ago to deal with all these crappy maintenances. Just use a quantum server or something or let us pay more money for a One Percenters Zone that never fails and we can lord over the rest of the plebs who can't pay for premium VIP service.

Love,
A Rich White Male in the USofA.


















































Mods: Please change tag to something really patriotic. But patriotic for America; not one of those lesser "countries".

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Dear Lowtax,

How are you doing? I am doing okay. Summer camp is fun but I miss the goons.


Love, Trixie

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Dear Richard,

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I swear to God if you fuckers make lowtax kill himself I will kill myself

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Mister Kyanka,

Atached are a series of explicit images I would like you to respond to

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Anthrovore posted:

I swear to God if you fuckers make lowtax kill himself I will kill myself

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Anthrovore posted:

I swear to God if you fuckers make lowtax kill himself I will kill myself

:toxx: you're self idiot

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Qqqq you know the rest, take it doc

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Rich White Male Kyanka

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Just push the servers down the stairs and end it. My suffering is too great

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Obese FYAD Reject posted:

Just push the servers down the stairs and end it. My suffering is too great

do you


have stairs









in your house

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Lowtax posted:

do you


have stairs









in your house

fin

this is our rosebud

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Lowtax posted:

do you


have stairs









in your house

:eyepop:

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Dear lowtax

Thanks for these forums I like them.
It's nice of you to put so much energy into giving me a cool place to chill on the internet. I hope you have enjoyed your holiday.

keep on trucking buddy!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i cant stop pooping

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzLFNELeCI

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Robo Reagan posted:

i cant stop pooping

I think you meant to say:

Dear Lowtax,

i cant stop pooping

Love, Robo Reagan

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Your poisoned code is making the database too loving crowded.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Count Freebasie posted:

Your poisoned code is making the database too loving crowded.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Robo Reagan posted:

I think you meant to say:

Dear Lowtax,

i cant stop pooping

Love, Robo Reagan

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Dear Lotwax,

today i became a man and i had my first bleeding

do the formans go down because you bleed or them or is it schmorkels?

till death do us part,

Thomas Chauncey Stuart, III, Esq.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
moments lost

tears in rain

etc.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

dear lowtax,

i joined this forum to make fun of 3-d printers. where can i find a thread where i can joke about 3-d printers.

sincerely,
a human being

Miracle Max
May 26, 2005

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Dear Lwotax,




Love,
Dubbie's Hamburg Hous

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Lowtax posted:

do you


have stairs









in your house

heh

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


lowtax is people too

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
skeeter meat.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
lowtax, i like when you post in general bullshit. please keep bullshitting with us, generally

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

quote:

I want to apologize for the state of things here and want to assure you that we're working on them and stuff will not only be back to functional, but will have I want to apologize for the state of things here and want to assure you that we're working on them and stuff will not only be back to functional, but will have additional features in the near future. It's been a difficult road lately, and I haven't really handled the issues in the best way (or some may say at all), but we still all deeply care about the state of the forums and are working to repair the issues and upgrade the place with new features.

What kind of new features? Will we finally see the avatar limit raised, also replay Cry of Fear.

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
Dear R Lowtax Canyank,

I have been a member of these forums for many years, and a reader for longer. I think I deserve to finally die.

God Bless,

LonelyLikeZoidberg

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Robo Reagan posted:

i cant stop pooping

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Dear Dick,

Faaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrttttttt

Forever yours,
An idiot who gave you ten dollars

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
U going to post some poo poo from china or what

Velvet Sparrow
May 15, 2006

'Hope' is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune, without the words, and never stops--at all.

jalopybrown posted:

What kind of new features?


Ice cream. :woop:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Lowtax posted:

do you


have stairs









in your house

I like seeing the classics revisited. 5

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
i don't even understands the stairs thing

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

nutranurse posted:

i don't even understands the stairs thing

NON GOON SPOTTED

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