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Why shouldn't I drink all day?
Think of the children
Your liver
Waste of money
Shouldn't you be working?
Goku would not approve
Jesus
Those fuckheads in AA
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
It's gorgeous out.

I've got the means.

I've got no responsibilities.

Give me one or two good reasons not to drink all day.

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
If it keeps you from posting, I say follow your dreams OP!!

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Bug in your cup

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Drink the bug

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

go to a AAA meeting and Tell them about Your Trouble's

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

gently caress the ROW posted:

If it keeps you from posting, I say follow your dreams OP!!

It probably will. Good point, gently caress the ROW.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
drinking is bad op, you should smoke meth instead

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013

because you probably won't die

checkmate

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Whiskey Sours posted:

drinking is bad op, you should smoke meth instead

http://youtu.be/cs9lLfeYEqA?t=39s

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
drink all day when it's nice outside and hang out in the sum playing golf or w/e

it's good times

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 673 days!

redshirt posted:

It's gorgeous out.

I've got the means.

I've got no responsibilities.

Give me one or two good reasons not to drink all day.

Well I sure as poo poo won't give you any good reasons not to.

Have at it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

jackyl posted:

drink all day when it's nice outside and hang out in the sum playing golf or w/e

it's good times

I got three pars this weekend. Best 18 holes I've played.

My short game is gold. Still have much work on my long game.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
OK you've convinced me.

I'm drinking all day.

Cheers!

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

redshirt posted:

It probably will. Good point, gently caress the ROW.

Why would you waste a perfectly good opportunity to drunkpost?

Murcor
Dec 1, 2007

It's a hell of a thing
I'll tell you why. Because you are gonna need to take a small break to eat your pizza.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Benedick Cuckold posted:

Why would you waste a perfectly good opportunity to drunkpost?

I've got to tour the grounds. Drunkposting later.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

http://youtu.be/rm94Lb2mz4s

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

theres no reason you shouldn't drink bleach all day, op

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
Its not good for your health bro

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
You're gonna have to pee a lot

And that's the only bad thing I can think of

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Because it's not the World Cup

oh wait, it is the World Cup. Fill your balls!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


same op but i do drink all day already

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OP, there is not an option to just let you drink all day. Drinking all day is how the pros get through life.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
All of your best Sheryl Crow records are in the shop. :cool:

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
need time for herbal remedies as well op

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
because beer burps are repulsive

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

embykins posted:

because beer burps are repulsive

beer is for sucks.

#TEAMVODKA

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
because you want to be sober for the cucking

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

a hole-y ghost posted:

go to a AAA meeting and Tell them about Your Trouble's

Hi, I'm a drunk and I have a flat tire.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




please drink, OP, in my place, as I am currently without alcohol, and am unable to buy more.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Count Freebasie posted:

Hi, I'm a drunk and I have a flat tire.

I'm drunk off fat tire so close enough.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I half drunk off Yuengling but I had to work today, but now that I'm back to the hotel from dinner and drinks I'm getting after it

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I spent the entire day yesterday drinking & then I gave myself a haircut & it turned out really cute & I painted a painting & it was really cute & then I had some really rough sex. It was basically the perfect day & I don't think it would have happened without booze. Drink all day everyday, there is literally no downside.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

was the rough sex really cute

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I spent the entire day yesterday drinking & then I gave myself a haircut & it turned out really cute & I painted a painting & it was really cute & then I had some really rough sex. It was basically the perfect day & I don't think it would have happened without booze. Drink all day everyday, there is literally no downside.

#HOT

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

forget your liver, consider that a mere pint of vodka has 800 calories in it.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




Prettz posted:

forget your liver, consider that a mere pint of vodka has 800 calories in it.

two and a half pints of vodka is enough food to last you the entire day!

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Instead of drinking, have you considered crystal meth?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
They used to say if you dont want to work and just drink all day you'll be a hobo. it really doesn't seem too bad these days. drinking some olde english in the park with hobo bros in your flip flops, smelly testicles slowly swaying in the summer breeze. getting your cheese tip slurped by some crackhead honey. get lovely all day every day.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Dirnk cum all days. Make a cum baby. Kill.

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