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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Mexico are great at shooting just over the crossbar.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Volkerball posted:

:stare: Mexico is really pushing

yeah wasn't expecting this

go mexico

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Hegay posted:

Brazil sucks loving Worthless oval office team

Agreed. Mexico are more Brazil than Brazil ATM gently caress me

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS


IM HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Freds top speed this World Cup is 22 km/h, no troll. Lol worhless

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Brazil are so bad goddamn. I mean they were weak in periods against Croatia too, but at least they had some scattered moments of quality and a consistent pressure in the second half. This...

Still, I bet they win, or at least draw.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Is this Brazil side mediocre or what

Except Oscar and Luiz, they're cool.

CHIVERS
Apr 28, 2004

c'est quand meme la honte
Herrera looks and acts like a Mexican Chris Farley.

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
mexico gonna score real soon if they keep this up

Zombie Chow
Jun 17, 2010

We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension.

Captain Tolerable posted:

Would I be wrong in thinking that Mexico is taking some really bad shots?

We don't have anyone that can make shots like Beckham or Lampard.

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
Mexico is king of shooting it over the cross bar.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Phlegmish posted:

why do you guys keep saying mexico sucks they don't seem that bad

mexico are pretty much the talisman for mediocrity

even when they're good

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
no me gusta

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



KICK THEM ALL DAY WOOO

aellisr
Oct 11, 2007

Alveolar fibrosis don't give a damn.
Late to the game here. Did Neymar and Alves dye their hair at half time or before the game?

And let's go Mexico viva la raca!

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Captain Tolerable posted:

Would I be wrong in thinking that Mexico is taking some really bad shots?

Yes. They have to finish their attacks because losing the ball on the final third of the pitch when they've pushed up with a lot of players opens up possibilities for contras. If you finish the attack you get time to reorganise

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Stop loving shooting, get in the box. Worthless cunts.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Boooooooo

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Stinky Pit posted:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS


IM HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN

are you a brazilian at the game?

SandersPacheco
Jul 15, 2004

Faster than light

Funky Koval posted:

And again from outside the box, what the gently caress Mexico, get in there, what the gently caress are you doing.

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Why the announcer call him "Pa-Ul" Aguilar instead of Paul?

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache
The box is made of lava.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Brazil's bench is incredibly uninspiring.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
MLS Goalkeeper Julio Caesar may end this game with a clean sheet!

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Hegay posted:

Freds top speed this World Cup is 22 km/h, no troll. Lol worhless

remember that Felipćo picked Fred over Hulk, thus denying us of this beautiful bum:

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Funky Koval posted:

Stop loving shooting, get in the box. Worthless cunts.

It is like every time they make progress moving the ball someone has to make an awful long range shot.

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
This is the least impressive Brazil side I've ever seen, it is ponderous

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


hey brazil stop being real bad please

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Funky Koval posted:

Stop loving shooting, get in the box. Worthless cunts.

Are you crazy? Mexico is better off shooting. They just can't hit the target for poo poo

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Bape Culture posted:

Agreed. Mexico are more Brazil than Brazil ATM gently caress me

remember their 2002 team? phwoar

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Never a yellow card there

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
The Puto Chant is wearing Brazil down

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

Troy Queef posted:

remember that Felipćo picked Fred over Hulk, thus denying us of this beautiful bum:


Hulk got a nick in training, hence the Ramires start today

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



this loving ref is such a oval office

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

i've just remembered that this piss and poo poo brazil team will have to play spain or chile in the second round

spain are wank now tbf but i would def enjoy brazil getting their tikis taka'd

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

unlawfulsoup posted:

It is like every time they make progress moving the ball someone has to make an awful long range shot.

Read my previous post for an excellent explanation of a pretty common tactic ty

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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corpuscollossus posted:

Never a yellow card there

:agreed:

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

corpuscollossus posted:

Never a yellow card there

agreed op

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Proper spraying that

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress YOU loving REF oval office

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