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what food do you avoid the most This poll is closed. |
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7 | 5.88% |
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35 | 29.41% |
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16 | 13.45% |
| gluten free organic |
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54 | 45.38% |
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i have this friend on this diet that thinks he's super healthy. he's like 6'4" and weighs about 120lbs, has constant headaches and is sick all the time. he can barely even get up in the morning on most days he feels so bad. he thinks it's because of the additives in some of the foods he eats, so he's restricting his diet more. he also thinks gluten is a carbohydrate. also he doesn't eat nuts, they give him headaches. meanwhile i eat a slice of bacon and he's all "that's really gross dude and super bad for you." i'm like bitch you don't know poo poo about health, stop acting like you're better than me because you don't eat any protein and have a severe b12 deficiency. "that poo poo's processed, i only eat all natural foods" go eat some hemlock you retard
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Jun 17, 2014 21:25
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Dolphin posted:go eat some hemlock you retard
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Jun 17, 2014 21:27
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lmao no nightshade is a real thing, apparently. What does your friend eat
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Jun 17, 2014 21:47
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tbf nightshade causes damage health 2 points for 1 second so you probably shouldn't eat it regularly
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Jun 17, 2014 21:49
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lol 6'4 and 120 pounds, if your not loving around then this problem should sort itself out in under a year. So just let him keep on keeping on.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:03
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Dolphin posted:i have this friend on this diet that thinks he's super healthy. he's like 6'4" and weighs about 120lbs, has constant headaches and is sick all the time. he can barely even get up in the morning on most days he feels so bad. he thinks it's because of the additives in some of the foods he eats, so he's restricting his diet more. he also thinks gluten is a carbohydrate. also he doesn't eat nuts, they give him headaches. how does your friend weigh 120 at 6'4, is he like all bones?
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Jun 17, 2014 22:03
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Nightshade allergies are real. Some people get restricted breathing if they have eggplant.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:05
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you should have sex with your friend op edit: i am referring to anal sex, specifically TEAYCHES fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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Jun 17, 2014 22:08
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Real hurthling! posted:Nightshade allergies are real. Some people get restricted breathing if they have eggplant. drat that must be the worst allergy to have since you can't have potatoes, chilli's, and tomatoes too right?
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Jun 17, 2014 22:09
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"Eww 6'4 and 120 pounds, gross, thats some skeleton poo poo" *weighs 300 lbs, lives in america and has never seen a normal sized human male before*
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Jun 17, 2014 22:12
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Lawman 0 posted:how does your friend weigh 120 at 6'4, is he like all bones? Real hurthling! posted:Nightshade allergies are real. Some people get restricted breathing if they have eggplant. i'm thinking about telling him about salicylate sensitivity. just to see how he'll cope. Dolphin fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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Jun 17, 2014 22:18
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Steampunk iPhone posted:"Eww 6'4 and 120 pounds, gross, thats some skeleton poo poo" *weighs 300 lbs, lives in america and has never seen a normal sized human male before* you think 120lbs at 6'4 is "normal sized" lmbo
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Jun 17, 2014 22:25
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Steampunk iPhone posted:"Eww 6'4 and 120 pounds, gross, thats some skeleton poo poo" *weighs 300 lbs, lives in america and has never seen a normal sized human male before* You know I'm getting real sick of this pro-skeleton agenda SA keeps pushing. It's not healthy man.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:29
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Tell your friend about breeatharianism instead, OP.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:32
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Ooh, I found a good diet for him. http://salicylatesensitivity.com/about/food-guide/vegetables/ Only eat the items on the left. Cross-reference for gluten and nightshades. Avoid the meat and dairy sections. Only buy from farmers markets and food coops. This will work. Bamboo Shoots Beans (dried – not borlotti) Cabbage (green or white) Celery Green Split peas Lentils (brown) Lentils (red) Lettuce (iceberg) Peas (dried) Banana Canned Pear**** Lime Pear (ripe and peeled) Maybe I can narrow this list more. Bananas have a lot of radiation for instance. Celery is empty. The only food I can't think of a problem with is bamboo shoots. My friend will become a giant panda. Dolphin fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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Jun 17, 2014 22:32
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I have a Nightshade salad every day and I'm the picture of health. #EATMORENIGHTSHADE
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Jun 17, 2014 22:35
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Nightshade as in purple nightshade, the deadly poisonous berry? Idgi
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Jun 17, 2014 22:36
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naem posted:Nightshade as in purple nightshade, the deadly poisonous berry? Idgi
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Jun 17, 2014 22:37
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So all the best things in life basically
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Jun 17, 2014 22:39
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Dolphin posted:Ooh, I found a good diet for him. Only eating brassicas and legumes, he's gonna fart himself to death
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Jun 17, 2014 22:39
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naem posted:So all the best things in life basically
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Jun 17, 2014 22:43
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Fireless Phoenix posted:you think 120lbs at 6'4 is "normal sized" lmbo It's on the thin side but it's a normal variation, certainly healthier than being a 180lb blob of fat. goons literally do not know what humans look like
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Jun 17, 2014 22:44
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Dolphin posted:those are the things he avoids, yeah. he used to just be vegetarian, which I thought was dumb but you know whatever. now i can't even go to a restaurant with him because of his "diet." he won't drink beer if it has gluten. he won't drink wine with phosphates because he thinks sulfite free wine won't give him hangovers. he actually thinks the sulfites in wine are what cause hangovers. not the alcohol, it's the sulfites. He is so ready for breatharianism. All food is poison, the most highly evolved and enlightened people live on light alone and maybe the odd cup of tea.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:46
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Steampunk iPhone posted:It's on the thin side but it's a normal variation, certainly healthier than being a 180lb blob of fat. goons literally do not know what humans look like actually its severely underweight and you're going to die hahaha
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Jun 17, 2014 22:46
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Seizure Robot posted:actually its severely underweight and you're going to die hahaha Lighter people live longer. Caloric restriction increases longevity. Enjoy your short life and disgusting flabby body.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:48
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human being OP
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Jun 17, 2014 22:49
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Steampunk iPhone posted:It's on the thin side but it's a normal variation, certainly healthier than being a 180lb blob of fat. goons literally do not know what humans look like
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Jun 17, 2014 22:49
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Lighter people live longer. Caloric restriction increases longevity. Enjoy your short life and disgusting flabby body. Suck my dick bitch. gently caress you.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:50
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It's a normal variation... if you're in a concentration camp.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:52
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hey guys, im ugly and pathetically weak. how cool am i?
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Jun 17, 2014 22:55
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Anorexia is particularly hot on dudes, I don't know why more bros aren't dedicated to it
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Jun 17, 2014 22:57
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Concave chests and visible ribs are sexy.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:57
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Dolphin posted:dude it's a bmi of 14.6. and don't give me the "oh bmi isn't meant for individual health evaluation" bullshit, that's undernourishment territory. Some people have an "obese" BMI despite being healthy because they have a large frame and tons of muscle mass. Likewise some people have small frames and naturally gain little fat or muscle mass, and are erroneously classified as underweight according to BMI. How autistic do you have to be to say "duhhhhh this number is under an arbitrary cutoff point therefore its bad"??
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Jun 17, 2014 22:57
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Some people have an "obese" BMI despite being healthy because they have a large frame and tons of muscle mass. Likewise some people have small frames and naturally gain little fat or muscle mass, and are erroneously classified as underweight according to BMI. How autistic do you have to be to say "duhhhhh this number is under an arbitrary cutoff point therefore its bad"?? poo poo, you had people going there for a little bit but it's just too obvious now friend.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:59
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Some people have an "obese" BMI despite being healthy because they have a large frame and tons of muscle mass. Likewise some people have small frames and naturally gain little fat or muscle mass, and are erroneously classified as underweight according to BMI. How autistic do you have to be to say "duhhhhh this number is under an arbitrary cutoff point therefore its bad"?? Nope. You're only "naturally" thin like that if you have a disease. Like AIDS or cancer. OP, your friend probably has brittle bones now from mineral deficiencies. You should push him down the stairs.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:00
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Some people have an "obese" BMI despite being healthy because they have a large frame and tons of muscle mass. Likewise some people have small frames and naturally gain little fat or muscle mass, and are erroneously classified as underweight according to BMI. How autistic do you have to be to say "duhhhhh this number is under an arbitrary cutoff point therefore its bad"??
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Jun 17, 2014 23:02
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Some people have an "obese" BMI despite being healthy because they have a large frame and tons of muscle mass. Likewise some people have small frames and naturally gain little fat or muscle mass, and are erroneously classified as underweight according to BMI. How autistic do you have to be to say "duhhhhh this number is under an arbitrary cutoff point therefore its bad"?? my dad is 5'7" and around 135 pounds because he can't eat and is dying and he looks like a skeleton so gently caress you
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Jun 17, 2014 23:03
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Lareine posted:Nope. You're only "naturally" thin like that if you have a disease. Like AIDS or cancer.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:04
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Dolphin posted:maybe not. another quirk of his diet: he takes tons of vitamins and other supplements and thinks they prevent diseases. not vitamin deficiencies, actual infectious diseases. like sometime around last september he had the flu and took all kinds of vitamins and was convinced that his 2 week recovery was "so fast because i took vitamins and used a netti pot twice a day" your friend is a winner op
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Jun 17, 2014 23:08
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Tell him his vitamins are partially animal sourced and also highly processed.
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