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After you jerk off or whatever do you eat your own cum? A friend told me the other day that he does and I can't really look at him the same way anymore. He said he just slurps it off his hand and I kind of pried a little and he doesn't do it because it turns him on to do it or anything, he claims that its the easiest way to clean it up and he digs the taste. I think that is hosed though maybe I'm a prude. Does anyone do this?
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Jun 17, 2014 23:09
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I don't lick it off my hand. I've learned to build up the pressure so it shoots up into an arc and lands in my open waiting mouth. Much easier than licking each finger clean.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:11
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I cum farts so I wouldn't know
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Jun 17, 2014 23:41
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"clean?"
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Jun 17, 2014 23:44
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that's gross OP, it's like spitting into your hand and then eating your own spit, it's fuckin gross
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Jun 17, 2014 23:50
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i just cum out an open window, the ultimate freedom
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Jun 17, 2014 23:54
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maybe he doesn't have any tissue or a sink to wash his hands? 
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Jun 17, 2014 23:54
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Like any sane adult male, I've only tasted my cum once. That was enough to decide: Never Again. The taste simply lingers for too long. How do you ladies do it? Is it hard wired to enjoy the taste of a man's cum? Is this why I love pussy juice so much?
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Jun 17, 2014 23:54
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jerk it 24/7 like me. when i cumits like one of those bugs bunny cartoons where a lil note comes out of the gun barrel saying "BANG!"
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Jun 17, 2014 23:55
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Kazvall posted:Like any sane adult male, I've only tasted my cum once. That was enough to decide: Never Again. The taste simply lingers for too long. How do you ladies do it? Is it hard wired to enjoy the taste of a man's cum? Is this why I love pussy juice so much? I can't bring myself to do it
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Jun 17, 2014 23:57
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I catch it and quickly force it back down my penis. Wouldn't want to waste any
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Jun 17, 2014 23:59
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GNU Order posted:I catch it and quickly force it back down my penis. Wouldn't want to waste any It's not a sin if you get it all back in.
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Jun 18, 2014 00:01
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What any well-adjusted adult would do: store it in an ever-filling vase.
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Jun 18, 2014 00:04
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jerk out onto the gulf stream from a helicopter obviously
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Jun 18, 2014 00:05
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mookface posted:I can't bring myself to do it me neither, cum and cum residue has never been close to my mouth and it never will unless a hot enough lady asks me nicely
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Jun 18, 2014 00:05
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Kazvall posted:Like any sane adult male, I've only tasted my cum once. That was enough to decide: Never Again. The taste simply lingers for too long. How do you ladies do it? Is it hard wired to enjoy the taste of a man's cum? Is this why I love pussy juice so much? You swallow it really loving fast, that's how.
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Jun 18, 2014 00:06
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indigi posted:me neither, cum and cum residue has never been close to my mouth and it never will unless a hot enough lady asks me nicely have you never kissed a lady
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Jun 18, 2014 00:07
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So no one will admit to doing this regularly? My pal seems to think its normal and that a lot of people do it but don't own up to it
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Jun 18, 2014 00:07
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you irl posted:have you never kissed a lady straight up, no. if I cum in there, you gotta come correct with some Listerine or at least ACT
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Jun 18, 2014 00:08
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mookface posted:So no one will admit to doing this regularly? My pal seems to think its normal and that a lot of people do it but don't own up to it 
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Jun 18, 2014 00:10
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i point my dick at my butthole so it shoots into my butthole then i squeeze my butthole till my butthole absorbs the cum
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Jun 18, 2014 00:12
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That's the christian way of doing it, technically the sin isn't masturbation but "spilling your seed" so if you eat it it's not a sin! I just use toilet paper myself...
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Jun 18, 2014 00:15
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indigi posted:straight up, no. if I cum in there, you gotta come correct with some Listerine or at least ACT i figure if she's willing to put my most disgusting part in her mouth and swallow whatever comes out, the least i can do is give her a peck
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Jun 18, 2014 00:15
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also in case it's not clear enough, your friend is gay and is feeling you out
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Jun 18, 2014 00:16
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RasputinVarez posted:That's the christian way of doing it, technically the sin isn't masturbation but "spilling your seed" so if you eat it it's not a sin! actually the sin is not getting your dead brother's wife pregnant like your dad asked you to. it had nothing to do with cumming on the ground. you idiot.
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Jun 18, 2014 00:17
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you irl posted:i figure if she's willing to put my most disgusting part in her mouth and swallow whatever comes out, the least i can do is give her a peck it just grosses me out, like before I orgasm it's something I might could be talked into but once I nut I'm like "ah.... naw, though"
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Jun 18, 2014 00:18
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RasputinVarez posted:That's the christian way of doing it, technically the sin isn't masturbation but "spilling your seed" so if you eat it it's not a sin! the guy cucks his brother and pulls out before jizzing and god says it's a sin but people think that the sin is "spilling the seed" and not cucking e: or yeah not getting your brother's wife pregnant like your dad says I guess 
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Jun 18, 2014 00:18
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realtalk: you're an abject coward and less of a man if you've never once tasted your own cum, either from mere curiousity or kissing someone who's just swallowed your entire load (you do this every time or the same applies). you don't have to snowball, shotgun, gargle or blow bubbles with that poo poo or whatever if you don't like it, but it's just common loving courtesy to kiss someone whose face you pumped your rancid chlorinated snot/eggnog amalgam into. i'm a cum scientist btw i know what i'm talking about
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Jun 18, 2014 00:29
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a hole-y ghost posted:that part of the bible is funny because of the interpretations Thank god my brother is getting a divorce and i'll never have to have sex with his racist fat gently caress wife!
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Jun 18, 2014 00:45
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SplitSoul posted:realtalk: you're an abject coward and less of a man if you've never once tasted your own cum, either from mere curiousity or kissing someone who's just swallowed your entire load (you do this every time or the same applies). you don't have to snowball, shotgun, gargle or blow bubbles with that poo poo or whatever if you don't like it, but it's just common loving courtesy to kiss someone whose face you pumped your rancid chlorinated snot/eggnog amalgam into. I've kissed girls after they blew me and it doesn't bug me because I'm not a huge baby but its a little different. He prefers to eat it instead of just getting a Kleenex or a face towel or something and I think that's weird maybe a little gay
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Jun 18, 2014 00:47
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i just let the cum stalactites build up under my desk
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Jun 18, 2014 00:49
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turdriver posted:i just let the cum stalactites build up under my desk don't masturbate at work bro its unprofessional
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Jun 18, 2014 00:52
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snowball yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_A58231NFk
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Jun 18, 2014 00:53
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Eat it.
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Jun 18, 2014 00:54
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Kazvall posted:Like any sane adult male, I've only tasted my cum once. That was enough to decide: Never Again. The taste simply lingers for too long. How do you ladies do it? Is it hard wired to enjoy the taste of a man's cum? Is this why I love pussy juice so much? Lol no we don't enjoy it we just swallow fast & lie that it's not gross so as not to harm your fragile egos. The downside of swallowing fast though is it can make you nauseated. But what's a lady gonna do? Not suck a bunch of dicks?
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Jun 18, 2014 00:55
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Your friend is a weirdo though & his excuse is a lie.
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Jun 18, 2014 00:57
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he's gay isn't he or at least sort of gay
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Jun 18, 2014 00:59
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*slurp slurp* it's totally pragmatic man I just do it for hygiene mmmm mmm nah I think he's telling th truth
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Jun 18, 2014 00:59
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i use it to write my manifesto to the world on my walls only to be found with a black light csi style after my passing. but you wont understand it because youre all just robots wearing human faces.
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Jun 18, 2014 01:00
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op I cracked the code. by telling you that your friend was hinting that you should give him your cum to eat. whether or not thats gay is up to u
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