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faxmachine
Apr 1, 2007

Oh yeah....

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

And Parsons did a hentai review of the game complete with pics which is still available for some reason.

Even if they wanted to remove it, they'd just gently caress something up in the process and everyone would get Forums Cancer®.

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I hope china finishes what we loving started with japan tbqfh

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Can someone please list all the different Slopes from good to bad from an American perspective.

i.e


Japan
.
.
.
North Korea
.
.
Pakistan

Obviously being British, the Wog starts at Calais and my tiny mind can't comprehend a geo-political difference between the gooks and zippers etc.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Can someone please list all the different Slopes from good to bad from an American perspective.

i.e


Japan
.
.
.
North Korea
.
.
Pakistan

Obviously being British, the Wog starts at Calais and my tiny mind can't comprehend a geo-political difference between the gooks and zippers etc.

Pakistan? I don't think Slope covers South and Central Asians

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Pakis get lumped in with browns. North Koreans are at the top of the list because Glorious Leader of Best Korea received a vision from the Eternal President saying so.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
East of the river Volga = Slopes.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008
p sure it originally meant just East Asians, but it probably started being used more broadly, and once that starts it's a slippery hill

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

East of the river Volga = Slopes.

No no no, that lumps in everything from Iran to India.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

genderstomper58 posted:

In GLORIOUS NIPPON news, child porn was finally banned......but you get a year to destroy it and hosed up kiddy fucker cartoons are still a-ok

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/17/world/asia/japan-child-porn-law/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

Drives me loving nuts that western imperialists are basically forcing their values onto nippon with this barbaric poo poo...imo...(trigger warning: joke)

Under the new law, people in possession of child pornography have one year to dispose of it before they risk prosecution.

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013

chemosh6969 posted:

Under the new law, people in possession of child pornography have one year to dispose of it before they risk prosecution.

Obviously the pedos have to be given a chance to fap goodbye.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I didn't make the video, so I'm not a child abuser. Why am I in trouble for having it?
/
:reddit:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



As endearing as it is to determine the proper racial slurs for a group of people may be, let's keep that to the drunk thread or something and not the current events thread.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
gently caress you friend of the family

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Come on gleep its "gently caress you ginger"

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

D&D decided to make "nork" a racial slur fyi

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

So what's up, is Baghdad going to fall eventually or what?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Whats a nork

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Cole posted:

Whats a nork

an ork who is a pua and negs bitches idiot(wh 40k universe, google it, gently caress)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Nicest Oldest Resplendent Korea.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
edit: nm i dont want to get banned

Baloogan fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jun 20, 2014

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

A horse is a serious loving status symbol in a country where most of the citizens are chronically malnourished.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Baloogan posted:

edit: nm i dont want to get banned

Pretty loving unsat making fun of the Dear Leader and calling the pic "Shadowfax and the Yellow Wizard".

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

D&D decided to make "nork" a racial slur fyi

wasnt gdamerican threatening people with probations for using the word haji? or was that vas i forget

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003


$10 bet that the horse is a photoshopped carousel pony.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

wasnt gdamerican threatening people with probations for using the word haji? or was that vas i forget

probably both since they wereb oth trtemendous faggots

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i use to get kinda creeped out when i heard vas on ts

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

MrYenko posted:

A horse is a serious loving status symbol in a country where most of the citizens are chronically malnourished.

Even the horse is skinny.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
http://m.washingtonpost.com/politic...f9f1_story.html

quote:

The Obama administration has begun to consider the conflicts in Syria and Iraq as a single challenge, with an al-Qaeda-inspired insurgency threatening both countries’ governments and the region’s broader stability, according to senior administration officials.

In other news, they're worried about the outcome of the upcoming 2008 election.

Seriously, maybe someday they'll notice the Iranians seems to mysteriously always be on the other side and are also threats to 'the region's broader stability'. Or, Allah forbid, they'll look at who's pushing the Al-Qaeda side. Probably way too uncomfortable to bring up, though.

I've been meaning to make an effortpost about how this Iraq stuff and our possible 'cooperation' plays into the US-Iran nuclear talks, the deadline of which is about a month away, but I haven't had time.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i use to get kinda creeped out when i heard vas on ts

Congrats you're a sensible human being.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Snowdens Secret posted:

Or, Allah forbid, they'll look at who's pushing the Al-Qaeda side. Probably way too uncomfortable to bring up, though.


We need the republicans back in charge to really confront Saudi hahahahahahahaahaha


For real though the sooner America realizes that many of our "allies" actually range from "our problems" to "our enemies" the better off we will be.

Also in exciting Iraq news, Chalabi is back in the headlines as lobbying to be put into power in Iraq. In what exact regard he is actually been taken seriously by Obama or Iran is hard to say at this point since he is basically the Albert Einstein of getting the media to say what he wants the media to say, but some news stories indicate the U.S. government may actually be having positive associations with the convicted con man and former sage and font of wisdom to the idiots who invaded the place in 2003.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
We should pump a ton of money into a Manhattan project type program to develop alternative energy. Let the Middle East just be some backwater no one gives a poo poo about. What do they think is going to happen when they run out of oil? Its not like they're using the money to develop their countries, its just lining the pockets of the elite.

Israel is a country of 6 million, we should be able to tell them knock their poo poo off and have them loving listen if they want continued US support but of course the Bible thumpers can't let that happen.

Its also too bad we didn't start shooting Israeli jets out of the sky after they bombed the USS Liberty. gently caress Israel. They killed 34 Americans, how the gently caress did we tolerate that without retribution.

Phone edit: spelling

Mustang fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Jun 20, 2014

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

But...but...Holocaust guilt!
:qqsay:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

But...but...Holocaust guilt!
:qqsay:

We shouldn't feel guilty, there was no way we could have finished the job after the fall of the fuhrer :(

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

General in Sex Scandal Demoted 2 Grades

quote:

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. Army has demoted a brigadier general at the center of a sexual misconduct case by two grades.

The move slashes his retirement pay by forcing him to retire as a lieutenant colonel.

Brig. Gen. Jeffrey A. Sinclair had a three-year affair with a female captain who accused him of twice forcing her to perform oral sex on him. He pleaded guilty at a court martial to adultery and conducting inappropriate relationships with two others.

It's the first time the Army has reduced a retiring general officer by two ranks in a decade. Army Secretary John McHugh says Sinclair displayed a pattern of inappropriate and at times illegal behavior as a colonel and a one-star general.

Sinclair was spared prison and fined $20,000.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
Should've let him retire as an E-1 imo :getin:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

genderstomper58 posted:

Should've let him retire as an E-1 imo :getin:

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

Mustang posted:

Its also too bad we didn't start shooting Israeli jets out of the sky after they bombed the USS Liberty. gently caress Israel. They killed 34 Americans, how the gently caress did we tolerate that without retribution.

Phone edit: spelling

That happened 50 years ago, it was accidental, and we've killed about that many or more Brits by bombing them by mistake so meh.

If you think Israel is actually the reason people hate us in the middle east then lol. They're a convenient boogeyman that Arab countries can blame for their internal troubles. None of the Arab countries actually give two shits about the Palestinians.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Yeah honestly us supporting Israel isn't why the savages cut off white peoples heads. These loving (And I hesitate to use this word) people are just happier cutting off each others heads, raping little boys, and living in literally the worst place on earth.

If it wasn't for a ton of black stuff they have that we need in order to do work easier and grow our economy we wouldn't bother killing them, we'd let natural selection figure it out.

That exact same paragraph applies equally to our beneficial human resources reallocation in East Africa we had going up until the 13th amendment. Then someone decided to go and ruin a great and effective institution, and kill Americans while ruining our economy entirely.

And as history has no sense of Irony, the president with the 4th most severe case of jungle fever in presidential history, and the man responsible for taking the yoke off the backs of the beasts of burden and onto the white mans back, was a loving republican.

He sure did create a lot of jobs though, if you think about it.

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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Obama Africanus posted:

Yeah honestly us supporting Israel isn't why the savages cut off white peoples heads. These loving (And I hesitate to use this word) people are just happier cutting off each others heads, raping little boys, and living in literally the worst place on earth.

If it wasn't for a ton of black stuff they have that we need in order to do work easier and grow our economy we wouldn't bother killing them, we'd let natural selection figure it out.

That exact same paragraph applies equally to our beneficial human resources reallocation in East Africa we had going up until the 13th amendment. Then someone decided to go and ruin a great and effective institution, and kill Americans while ruining our economy entirely.

And as history has no sense of Irony, the president with the 4th most severe case of jungle fever in presidential history, and the man responsible for taking the yoke off the backs of the beasts of burden and onto the white mans back, was a loving republican.

He sure did create a lot of jobs though, if you think about it.

please write an american history book so i can learn the truth....

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