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SHOULD YOU WATCH THIS MATCH? Yes! Although Daniel Bryan is out nursing injury and is only showing up on the preshow and there's not much of an undercard, Money in the Bank matches are always a great time and there's two of them! On the Official Bryan Danielson Daniel Bryan Excitement Scale, this card gets Kane chanting yes as Daniel Bryan looks on (like he will tonight!)  Welcome to Boston, Massachusetts for the fifth annual Money in the Bank pay-per-view! This event has traditionally been one of the good ones since its inception, normally combining great ladder matches with good championships matches, in addition to providing one of the best WWE PPVs of all-time. This year the ladder match and the championship match are one in teh same due to an unfortunate Daniel Bryan injury. Luckily we get eight realyl good wrestlers doing what they do best and fighting each other on a huge stage. There are currently six matches scheduled for the main card. Here they are:  Daniel Bryan makes his return from being stripped of his WWE World Heavyweight Championship on the preshow by... giving an interview on the exclusive preshow. He'll answer questions about how much he'll be buried when he returns for real.  This match has Fandango guest refereeing the match that will determine his love for one of two really pretty ladies fighting over him. Congrats, Dango!  Cody Rhodes and Goldust have been fighting Rybaxel for approximately two months straight. I'm not sure if they've had a match not against Rybaxel in that time. All Rybaxel, all the time. Now Cody Rhodes is like his brother, dressing up in weird paint and being weird.  RIP The Funkadactyls, 2012-2014  USA looks to continue its run through the Group of Death by facing Russia. Russia has a strong presence but can be felled by smart play and a strong attack. #OneNationOneBigE  The Usos and the two lackeys of the Wyatt Family have had issues over the last few months, with the Usos becoming godd friends with John Cena in his quest to make Bray Wyatt's back make him humble. Since winning the Tag Team Championships, they haven't had much shine, defending the titles a handful of times and playing second fiddle to things going on around them and not making an impact of their own. Now they go up against guys, who, while they aren't as good as John Cena, still are threatening on their own.  Here's a rundown of the participants in this match: Bad News Barrett: Assassinated by the coward Jack Swagger Kofi Kingston: Midcard dork, loser, does jumps Jack Swagger: Funny voice, racist, terribly unsafe worker Rob Van Dam:: Stoner, old, bad wrestler Dolph Ziggler: Head made of papier maché, bad on Twitter Dean Ambrose: Possibly insane, former member of the best faction of best friends in WWE history Seth Rollins: TOTAL rear end in a top hat  Since Daniel Bryan got stripped of his WWE World Heavyweight Championship earlier this month, the first Money in the Bank match announced has now become for a bigger prize: not a shot for the championship, but the championship itself. Eight good workers will fight for the top prize in the industry and the winner could be a new guy, setting themselves up for a huge run at the top. If it wasn't for John Cena, those seven fools might have a chance. John Cena ---- Be sure to make your picks in the WH2KPSP Prediction Game! Believe in the Shield! All this and more, live from Boston!
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I can confirm that 4' ladders and Big Shows super ladder has made the trip to boston.
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Jun 29, 2014 18:44
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Reminder: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639757&pagenumber=17&perpage=40#post430565942
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Jun 29, 2014 19:03
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Please win Reigns so my toxx is over. Also I can't catch this tonight and I'm seriously bummed out about it 
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Jun 29, 2014 19:06
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Valeyard posted:Reminder: Save us Bray Wyatt.
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Jun 29, 2014 19:18
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Outside of the two MITB matches (but one with the inevitable conclusion) this seems like the night of throwaway rematches. And if they aren't all rematches they sure feel like they are.
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Jun 29, 2014 20:14
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SO FUKKEN HYPE FOR LAYLA/SUMMERRAE
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Jun 29, 2014 20:24
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This seems about worth 10 bucks.
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Jun 29, 2014 20:25
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Sheamus easily claims the title.
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Jun 29, 2014 20:33
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just imagine the hundreds of manhours that are going into this show, which basically has no card whatsoever. the 4 am conference calls, the 10 hour rewrite sessions
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Jun 29, 2014 21:56
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i believe in john cena
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Jun 29, 2014 22:12
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Asmodai_00 posted:i believe in john cena
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Jun 29, 2014 22:13
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They wouldn't end this pay-per-view event with John Cena rapadooooooing another title victory right? Right?
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Jun 29, 2014 22:21
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Squall posted:They wouldn't end this pay-per-view event with John Cena rapadooooooing another title victory right? All 7 men are going to be climbing the huge rear end ladder, then John Cena walks in and AA's the whole ladder full of people before sauntering up another ladder and getting the belt Of course he is going to win
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Jun 29, 2014 22:25
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spoiler: jhon cena wins
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Jun 29, 2014 22:45
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Payback looked much worse on paper than this and it ended up being good, so this PPV should be solid. Random, dumb predictions for the night based on absolutely nothing: Stardust turns on Golddust Wyatts win all the gold Fandango somehow ends up with both women. Swerve!
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Jun 29, 2014 22:47
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Static Rook posted:Payback looked much worse on paper than this and it ended up being good, so this PPV should be solid. Yea pretty much at this point I can't judge these ppvs based on how they look on paper. This SOUNDS boring as poo poo but hey it could be cool.
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Jun 29, 2014 22:49
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Two ladder matches sounds rad as hell on paper
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Jun 29, 2014 22:52
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The network is killing my desire to watch PPVs live. I could give up 3 hours tonight and watch the whole thing...or I could wait until tomorrow, skip Raw & instead watch whatever matches on this card don't end up sucking/not mattering...and still probably have 2 hours free after I've watched all I want to see.
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Jun 29, 2014 22:52
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oldskool posted:The network is killing my desire to watch PPVs live. I could give up 3 hours tonight and watch the whole thing...or I could wait until tomorrow, skip Raw & instead watch whatever matches on this card don't end up sucking/not mattering...and still probably have 2 hours free after I've watched all I want to see. I thought this was one of the main selling points? I mean yea they didn't SAY it but like, the implication that you can watch the big ones like Royal Rumble and WM live and then on poo poo like Payback just chill and wait to see what was good.
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Jun 29, 2014 22:54
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Squall posted:They wouldn't end this pay-per-view event with John Cena rapadooooooing another title victory right? It's not a 'prediction', it's a 'spoiler'.
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Jun 29, 2014 22:58
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I am excited to be watching my first PPV since Wrestlemania I hope it's a good one
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Jun 29, 2014 22:58
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That green lipstick is awful. This show is going to be awful.
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Jun 29, 2014 22:59
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Static Rook posted:Fandango somehow ends up with both women. Swerve! Why wouldn't he have chloroform? 
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Jun 29, 2014 22:59
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Squall posted:They wouldn't end this pay-per-view event with John Cena rapadooooooing another title victory right? He's going to rapadoo like Scooby Doo man
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Jun 29, 2014 23:00
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Enjoy your stinkin PPV!!!!
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Jun 29, 2014 23:04
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Static Rook posted:
This would be confirmation that somehow fandango has landed that head writer's job
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Jun 29, 2014 23:07
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Dolph is actually good on twitter. Please update the OP accordingly, thanks
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Jun 29, 2014 23:14
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Stop making ops Bard Maddox. Nobody says papier mache or bothers with accents.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:17
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Asmodai_00 posted:i believe in john cena
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Jun 29, 2014 23:20
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:That green lipstick is awful. Push Stardust btw
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Jun 29, 2014 23:21
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No matter what happens, I hope Dean Ambrose fucks with Seth Rollins' head somehow. I would consider the PPV a success based on that alone.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:22
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Looking forward to this show much more than the last two, the ladder matches should own at the very least.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:25
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Jerusalem posted:No matter what happens, I hope Dean Ambrose fucks with Seth Rollins' head somehow. I would consider the PPV a success based on that alone.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:26
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I believe in Roman Reigns but Jhon Cena is a destructive nihilistic force that destroys all faith and leaves only himself in his wake. JHON CENA IS.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:30
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If Cena doesn't win it will be the biggest swerve of the year. He is one hundred times more protected than the other The Guys ever were.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:31
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quote:Fandango somehow ends up with both women. Swerve! I'm hardcore, I'll take em both!
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Jun 29, 2014 23:34
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I've been feeling pretty down these past few days. Hoping this will be good.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:34
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King Cena will ascend the latter just as the prophecy has foretold, and reclaim his rightful title as Supreme WWE DoubleChamp. Believe in the Cena. 
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BigRed0427 posted:I've been feeling pretty down these past few days. Hoping this will be good. The ladder matches should be good to incredible with a few possible good midcard matches. It'll be a fine show. 
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