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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > itt we are our mothers giving birth to us
 
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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
 *regrets not getting an abortion*

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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

mr.capps posted:

*regrets not getting an abortion*

LOL!

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Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

 ouch

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
does your mom not like you or something dude

* # ? Jul 2, 2014 23:18
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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Ive got a cool coat hanger scar.

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Cucking Mama posted:

does your mom not like you or something dude
yes :smith:

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Cucking Mama posted:

does your mom not like you or something dude
what does yours??? :confused:

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stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

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A SWELL DUDE
Feb 8, 2005

 *dies*

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SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

 oi me takin a shiiittt

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


 Wow hot drat this baby is just the best thing ever and although it hurt like a bitch and took two days for the doctors to just give up and haul it out of me through my abdomen, destroying my abdominal wall in the process ensuring I will never regain my formerly lithe figure but I don't even care because I have given the world Shithouse Dave.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I think this is how gay babys are born...



Gay'bies

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Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

 oh man im high as hell, cranking this kid out is gonna be a breeze

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Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009

by Ralp
I did less drugs for this?!?

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

A SWELL DUDE posted:

*dies*

Same.

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Same.

lol you guys killed your moms

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Not gonna get him circumcised so he can get made fun of by gibbis posters 33 years later.

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Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
Why the hell is it that an idiot newborn can find my g-spot right away?

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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
 IT BEGINS

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

A SWELL DUDE posted:

*dies*
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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
GET THIS THING OUT OF ME
GET IT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!

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DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Finally! Now give it a drink so we can go to the movies.

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
gently caress YOU, TOO, WORLD! gently caress YOU ALSO!

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Thank gently caress I smoked

That baby's head's TINY

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
THE EGG! HATCHING!

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cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
 Well, that sure was a bloody poo. Better get back to the prom!

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
/wetfart

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