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Fart Blanche
May 11, 2005
ask him anything maybe he will answer

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Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


hi lowtax how are you

Fart Blanche
May 11, 2005
lowtax can we get a new steal of the century

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


lowtax what is your favorite cheese

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
What is your favorite episode of Bosom Buddies?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
What made you decide to create Something Awful?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
if there is a god why is there so much suffering in the world?

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Do you fear death?

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


lowtax why haven't you answered any questions yet?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
poop. poop poop poop

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Do you like my new haircut?

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Are you a aggressive driver

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


lowtax if you could become any car ever made, which car would you be

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
when was the last time you cried and why

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Will you be my friend?

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


lowtax can you spare a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
lowtax can you close thread and ban op?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
lowtax what would happen if you never pooped would you explode?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


porkchop_express posted:

lowtax can you close thread and ban op?

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Have you ever helped Shmorky hide dead bodies

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
True or False: 'sup?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

Have you ever helped Shmorky hide dead bodies

I think more likely he has had to hide dead Shmorkies.

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

lowtax what would happen if you never pooped would you explode?

I can answer this if you want.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


lowtax do you have a suit like this

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Al Borland posted:

I can answer this if you want.

you're not lowtax but thanks for the offer anyway

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

you're not lowtax but thanks for the offer anyway

Yeah I just figured you might want my :smith: story involving it. You're welcome for the offer.

Fart Blanche
May 11, 2005
lowtax this isn't a question but i think you should change the forum to update in real time so if someone comments a thread it just shows up. it would feel more alive and more people would post

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


guys i don't think lowtax is going to answer any questions, what a bad ama

Fart Blanche
May 11, 2005
he is just busy fixing the forums :)

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine
Lowtax stop being stingy and let me borrow figurine ok

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Al Borland posted:

Yeah I just figured you might want my :smith: story involving it. You're welcome for the offer.

wait did this actually happen to you for real? i definitely want to hear your poop explosion story

Fart Blanche
May 11, 2005
no shitposting itt please

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
he has yet to respond because he is preparing detailed multi paragraph answers to each query

Fart Blanche
May 11, 2005
lowtax can you link me to the best catnip in sa mart, i do not have search,

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

wait did this actually happen to you for real? i definitely want to hear your poop explosion story

Not me. Just someone's father I knew. He had some disease that effected his bowels so he couldn't poop. They had to get him a bag to attach to him for pooping.

Sadly, further complications made the poo bag not work and he was in the hospital to get surgery to try and fix it. It didn't work and he ended up choking to death on his own poop.

:smith:
:rip:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Al Borland posted:

What made you decide to create Something Awful?

the internet made him stupid

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
what is your favorite flavor of lime-a-rita?

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


lowtax what did you think of the movie Rampart

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Otacon posted:

lowtax what did you think of the movie Rampart

Good question and similarly lowtax who was the better bad lieutenant harvey kietel or nicolas cage or were they both good in different ways? I think they were both good in different ways.

naem
May 29, 2011

(What is ama)

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

naem posted:

(What is ama)

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