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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Viggo goes pretty hard and poo poo. Better than The Departed but not nearly as much fame. The Departed was pretty good too.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I think so too.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


never seen it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the worst thing about the movie was the nude Viggo fight scene

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
yeah that was a pretty good movie

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
uh no sorry OP, this is a good movie



http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bone-Alone-DVD-Davis-Cleveland/dp/B00DS774NI

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

etalian posted:

the worst thing about the movie was the nude Viggo fight scene

That was the best part.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

never seen it

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

etalian posted:

the worst thing about the movie was the nude Viggo fight scene

In this instance your a dumbass

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



does that dog get boned

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


those two masked dudes are going to gently caress that dog

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

does that dog get boned

Yes but alone, a big part of the movie is them trying to find out who bones him but in the end the twist is he boned himself because he was alone.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


JebanyPedal posted:

Yes but alone, a big part of the movie is them trying to find out who bones him but in the end the twist is he boned himself because he was alone.

one click purchase time

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

The goon Christmas except bone Alone means jerking off to anime and while avoiding family.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

etalian posted:

the worst thing about the movie was the nude Viggo fight scene

yeah sorry but.....



you're WRONG

Whiney Dancer
Sep 15, 2007
Definitely whiney something...
Did anyone else try to put out a cigarette on their tongue after they saw it?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Whiney Dancer posted:

Did anyone else try to put out a cigarette on their tongue after they saw it?

i do this all the time because i am very poor and like to have some cigaroches to spark up in times of need.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i agree, op

history of violence is another pro viggo picture

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
David Cronenberg is probably the best director working today. Eastern Promises and A History of Violence are good but my favorite remains The Fly.












sigh what a perfect date movie :love:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

LifeSizePotato posted:

i agree, op

history of violence is another pro viggo picture

Also Cronenberg.

Why has Cronenberg not been mentioned in this thread yet??? He's most of the reason Eastern and History are great movies. You guys are philistines.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cronenberg is basically the greatest.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i actually didn't know cronenberg did those movies but it looks like i'll have some stuff to add to netflix now

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

A misanthrope posted:

David Cronenberg is probably the best director working today. Eastern Promises and A History of Violence are good but my favorite remains The Fly.

sigh what a perfect date movie :love:

I like Cronenberg too but I didn't care for History of Violence. Maybe i'll give it another shot but I remember it just kinda being meh. It's been almost a decade tho so maybe I'll like it now

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
I was thoroughly disappointed with AHoV too. Like good performances, competently acted, well made... meh

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Frostwerks posted:

I was thoroughly disappointed with AHoV too. Like good performances, competently acted, well made... meh

Most memorable for me was his wife in the cheerleader outfit, pretty hot sex scene.

Tripalium
Mar 20, 2009

coin coin connard
now I want to rewatch Dead Ringers

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FreudianSlippers posted:

Cronenberg is basically the greatest.

he's basically making pretty normal movies now.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0_fRZi2lbU

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
too bad, The Brood is so loving great.

Cronenberg chat

Nog
May 15, 2006

for real, i know the dude who was the baby at the beginning of the fly II

he didn't grow up to look like jeff goldblum though. i know the fly baby ama

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Whiney Dancer posted:

Did anyone else try to put out a cigarette on their tongue after they saw it?

I tried to fight three dudes with knives while naked in a bathhouse once, does that count?

(by "knives" I may well mean "penises" and by "fight" I might mean something else, long story short, Eastern Promises is a good if not great movie and you should watch it if you like dumbass horror movie teen protagonists and Viggo slaying dudes with his junk schlinging around)

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
viggo cock nuff said

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The best part of the movie was getting to see Viggos donger.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

aragorn is really eager to show his cock sometimes

he also rapes a girl (i think) in ahov and eastern promises. this isnt game of thrones, the king isnt supposed to just go around raping girls

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

aragorn is really eager to show his cock sometimes

he also rapes a girl (i think) in ahov and eastern promises. this isnt game of thrones, the king isnt supposed to just go around raping girls

its good to be the king

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

etalian posted:

he's basically making pretty normal movies now.

yeah :(


i miss his body horror stuff








also, another reason cronenberg is (was) the greatest: he made a movie about people who get off on car crashes (it was the film called "crash" that wasn't about racism).


Also, also: i see this gif all over the internet, but i don't think kids these days know it's from a cronenberg movie called "scanners"







Also, also, also: I changed my mind. my favorite cronenberg movie is "the dead zone"

"The ICE is GONNA BREAK"








drat, i almost want to make this a new thread -- what's your favorite cronenberg movie that makes you puke

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

vyst posted:

The best part of the movie was getting to see Viggos donger.

i agree

other great scenes in cinematic history:

kevin bacon's shower scene near the end of wild things
the scene in the morning early on at michael fassbender's apartment in shame

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
you can not mix race and race, that is why your baby die inside of you

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
also they were planning a sequel but it fell through :smith:

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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i have to make a triple post in order to say that A Dangerous Method Is poo poo

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