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Let this be a judgment free zone where you post what you do with food when you are alone. for example, does anyone else 2 hand grab hot pockets and suck the juices out, eyes bulging, while pretending you're the brain bug from starship troopers? or even better, put cheedar cheese on apple pie?
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:41 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:25 |
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Jesus christ
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:55 |
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just eat your food like a loving respectable adult you god drat man childe
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:02 |
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down n out posted:Let this be a judgment free zone where you post what you do with food when you are alone. what dont you insufferable fucks understand about this concept? in regards to OP, i too like to perform felatio-inspired eating moves on my food, especially pickles, hot dogs, and shrimp.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:09 |
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nobody believes me when i tell them that peanut butter on pancakes is the best way to do it
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:10 |
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Instead of putting the beer in my mouth, it goes in my rear end.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:25 |
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The Science of Suck posted:Jesus christ
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:27 |
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GuitarJunkie posted:Instead of putting the beer in my mouth, it goes in my rear end. this works better with (heh) hard liquor, hth
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:27 |
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Sometimes I make cheese dip like you would have at a party but I eat it alone like a sad fat person like as a meal. When I am buying the stuff at the store I try and come up with a fake story about the party I am having in case the cashier asks me about it so they don't think I'm going to eat it by myself.
Three Olives fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jul 3, 2014 |
# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:31 |
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gas
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:32 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:nobody believes me when i tell them that peanut butter on pancakes is the best way to do it hi5 peanut butter pancake bro
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:32 |
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I love raw carrots, but cooked carrots are awful and disgusting. I haven't checked to see if this is different when I'm alone.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:34 |
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Crimson Harvest posted:hi5 peanut butter pancake bro peanutbutter in the pancakes is good. On top just makes me lick my lips alot!
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:34 |
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i put teriyaki on mashed potatoes sometimes its really good
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:37 |
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Putting a little bit of salt on good vanilla ice cream is great. I will squish bread slices into a ball and eat it.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:40 |
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I like to dab a little tabasco sauce on my butthole every morning. it certainly makes life a lottle more quirky!
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:48 |
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down n out posted:Putting a little bit of salt on good vanilla ice cream is great. Ha Ha! You are poor as poo poo!
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:50 |
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i like to eat good food
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:53 |
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down n out posted:I will squish bread slices into a ball and eat it. when i was 7 i knew a developmentally disabled but mostly functional kid who did that he also came into class one day eating a raw onion like an apple. no joke, a white onion. sounds like something a peanuts character would do.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:53 |
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I dunno sometimes I put a lil' salt on cantaloupe or honeydews but I don't think it's that weird. Picked that up from my mom but she dead now so I guess that's a lil' quirky maybe. Also I'll occasionally put salt in my chocolate milk but I picked that one up from our illegal immigrant hired help that worked on our ranch, so also probably not very quirky either. Anyays try these quirks out they might change your world view
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:54 |
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i like my grilled italian sausages with some dijon, spicy brown, or german mustard. only if im eating them as is and not as a sandwich, if its a sandwich ill skip the condiments and just have them with grilled peppers and onions, maybe mushrooms
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:56 |
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I don't put milk in my cereal unless it's mini wheats, mad cutting action otherwise
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:56 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:Ha Ha! You are poor as poo poo! A-HEM! down n out posted:judgment free zone
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:57 |
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sometimes if im not going to do anything social for a couple days ill eat some raw garlic cloves. like 2 or 3 cloves in a night. then the next day all my sweat and balls smell like garlic
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:58 |
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down n out posted:A-HEM! down n out doesn't control me!
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:59 |
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uG posted:just eat your food like a loving respectable adult you god drat man childe
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 05:04 |
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i possess zero personal autonomy so I need a friend to decide on what to eat without a friend I don't eat
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 06:43 |
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Cottage cheese on pepperoni pizza, try it at a buffet place etc. just a thin layer on top. Before you think that is weird, remember that lasagne exists and is good.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:14 |
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I eat it up
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:37 |
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A wrap consisting of: low fat flour tortilla, Nathans hot dogs, spicy coarse ground mustard, swiss chard, smoked gouda. In the oven for like 15min at 400f. Walnut, Brazil nut, Avocado, and Tomato dip on some nice crispy bread is a great snack too.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 08:45 |
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THS posted:sometimes if im not going to do anything social for a couple days ill eat some raw garlic cloves. like 2 or 3 cloves in a night. then the next day all my sweat and balls smell like garlic In the past, on the days just before I had to finalize grades for report cards, I would eat a lot of garlic and onion. When kids came in to try to negotiate a few more points to change their grades, I'd make sure that I'd say things like "Whhhhaaaaaat do you whaaaant me to doooooo to your grade?" Enough exhaling and they would generally change their minds about asking me.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:11 |
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After masturbation I will have a loud internal monologue with myself yelling "Make me a loving sandwich fucknut!", so i do.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:40 |
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Do blackheads count as food?
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:43 |
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judgement free: as if, friend,u r poo poo
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:44 |
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down n out posted:Let this be a judgment free zone where you post what you do with food when you are alone. Hey, come to my thread, you'd work well there. That was a good provocative sentence.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 09:46 |
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Light Gun Man posted:Cottage cheese on pepperoni pizza, try it at a buffet place etc. just a thin layer on top. There is a local pizza place that makes a few pizzas with cottage cheese, actually. I haven't had them, but the place is one of the two good pizza places in the city. "Paneer Tikka Pizza: Roasted & Marinated Cottage Cheese, Red Onions, Green Peppers, Pizza Sauce, Mozzarella Cheese" "Butter Paneer Pizza: Cottage Cheese with Butter Creamy Sauce, Green Pepper, Red Onions, Mozzarella Cheese, Pizza Sauce" Lasagna with cottage cheese is terrible though. Use ricotta instead.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:03 |
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I am a closet vegan who only refuses to eat animal products in private / on forums.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:37 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:peanutbutter in the pancakes is good. On top just makes me lick my lips alot! peanut butter in porridge is good too.v creamy
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 11:43 |
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down n out posted:for example, does anyone else 2 hand grab hot pockets and suck the juices out, eyes bulging, while pretending you're the brain bug from starship troopers? This is a recipe for melting your tongue and never tasting again. No matter how cool you think the hot pocket is... it's not.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 12:00 |
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cheeze whiz in my dikhole only way to go
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 12:01 |