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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

C. Everett Koop posted:

OJ Simpson - Nybble

At some point wouldn't you want to get there?

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 19: You're producing a sports talk show, with four open seats, and you hate your audience. Who is your third choice?

Jim Rome - 2
JRizzle
Spamtron7000

Skip Bayless - 2
Christ Psuedoscientist
ayn rand hand job

ACES:

Vince Russo - ChampRamp
Woody Paige - deathlove
Rick Reilly - Politicalrancor
Bill Plaschke - Seiferguy
Chris James - CannonFodder
Nancy Grace - Intruder
Daltos - swickles
Clay Travis - Benne
Colin Cowherd - Alfred P. Pseudonym
Joe Buck - Cruel and Unusual
Shannon Sharpe - toxicsunset
don cherry - elwoodcuse
Rex Hudler - Grittybeard
Artie Lang - Mr. Fix It
Chad Millman - Nybble
Rush Limbaugh - Pops Mgee

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Daltos is a pro answer

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Scores after question 19:

Seiferguy - 61
Grittybeard - 61
ayn rand hand job - 60
Cruel and Unusual - 59
deathlove - 56
swickles - 55
elwoodcuse - 54
Pops Mgee - 53
Nybble - 52
CannonFodder - 51
Christ Psuedoscientist - 50
toxicsunset - 44
Politicalrancor - 42
Benne - 42
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 39
Intruder - 38
JRizzle - 35
Mr. Fix It - 29
Spamtron7000 - 25
ChampRamp - 24

Tied for the lead, and a tight race for Black Sheep!




20. I wish this sports media figure was my father/mother.

Politicalrancor
Jan 29, 2008

fyi the answer is pretty much always vin scully or bill simmons

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Haha, well done whoever said this.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

My answer on this may not be the funniest but it is correct

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Considering what his son became riding his coattails I think my answer makes sense here.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 20: I wish this sports media figure was my father/mother.

Vin Scully - 4
ayn rand hand job
deathlove
Politicalrancor
elwoodcuse

OJ Simpson - 2
JRizzle
Mr. Fix It

John Madden - 2
Christ Psuedoscientist
Pops Mgee

ACES:

STING!!! - ChampRamp
Jack Buck - Seiferguy
Keith Olbermann - CannonFodder
Whoever the richest one is - Intruder
Papi - swickles
Dave Niehaus - Benne
Scott Van Pelt - Alfred P. Pseudonym
Don Meredith - Spamtron7000
Suzy Kolber - Cruel and Unusual
Al Michaels - toxicsunset
Keith Jackson - Grittybeard
Don Cherry - Nybble

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
The reveal is fun because I never remember any of my answers (except Phyllis George - hubba hubba)

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Final Scores:

ayn rand hand job - 64
Seiferguy - 62
Grittybeard - 62
deathlove - 60
Cruel and Unusual - 60
elwoodcuse - 58
swickles - 56
Pops Mgee - 55
Nybble - 53
CannonFodder - 52
Christ Psuedoscientist - 52
Politicalrancor - 46
toxicsunset - 45
Benne - 43
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 40
Intruder - 39
JRizzle - 37
Mr. Fix It - 31
Spamtron7000 - 26
ChampRamp - 25


Congrats to ayn rand hand job, with the come from behind victory on the final question. ChampRamp is narrowly our Black Sheep. Thanks to everyone who participated, hopefully next time we'll have more participants than questions.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
I did it! I won!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
drat. Vin was my second choice. Didn't think it would cost me my victory :(

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Oh man, I missed most of the reveal. Thanks for doing this, having run a sheep before I know how daunting the task can be of collecting and sorting answers.

Also, shocked that no one else picked an SA poster for question 19.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Haha, well done whoever said this.

I feel cheated and misled.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Damnit Mariner bros you let me down on the final question

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Grittybeard posted:

I feel cheated and misled.

I felt the need to pick up the slack.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Benne posted:

Damnit Mariner bros you let me down on the final question

I don't want my dad to be dead, man.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Mr. Fix It posted:

I don't want my dad to be dead, man.

Double-murderer on the other hand...

LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden
swickles had me with his answer about The U's excessive celebration montage being the best clip in sports

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

C. Everett Koop posted:

dickey dunn - elwoodcuse

This was a good answer, and I appreciate it.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

C. Everett Koop posted:

Question 5: The behind the scenes people don't get enough love. This is the greatest highlight package/promotional package/commercial/etc ever produced. Links are highly encouraged.


Wrestlemania 17 - The Rock/Steve Austin - ChampRamp http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x82ayt_wrestlemania-x-seven-austin-vs-rock_sport

I didn't play because I couldn't think of good answers for most of these but this is objectively the best answer in the thread (and the only one I knew the answer to without thinking about it) and anyone who doesn't agree is wrong.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

IcePhoenix posted:

I didn't play because I couldn't think of good answers for most of these but this is objectively the best answer in the thread (and the only one I knew the answer to without thinking about it) and anyone who doesn't agree is wrong.

It isn't even the best WWE production - it added nothing to Austin or Rock. Miz' Hate Me Now video, on the other hand.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Deathlove posted:

It isn't even the best WWE production - it added nothing to Austin or Rock. Miz' Hate Me Now video, on the other hand.

That would probably have been my second choice, yeah. I think My Way added more than you think, though. If you watched every week leading up to it you didn't need the video to get you hyped but if you were a casual viewer who was only tuning in for WM then it basically got you completely into the match before it started.

On an aside for the Miz video, I love how the guy in charge of those videos was sitting on that song for like a year practically begging for an opportunity to use it and then spun it into absolute gold when he got the perfect guy to pair it to.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

ChampRamp posted:

I did it! I won!

ChampRamp Wins, Pagoda Wins

Crion
Sep 30, 2004
baseball.

Deathlove posted:

It isn't even the best WWE production - it added nothing to Austin or Rock. Miz' Hate Me Now video, on the other hand.

Actually, I think you'll find that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgauGnovoSE

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

C. Everett Koop posted:

Question 9: Whoever taught this moron the English language should be drug into the street and shot for crimes against humanity.

Papi (Lebatard's father) - swickles



C. Everett Koop posted:

Question 20: I wish this sports media figure was my father/mother.

Papi - swickles

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Hey, I can understand him no problem and he is a really cool dude. However, his grasp of the English language is pretty bad, at least by his on TV persona. They are perfectly compatible. I wish he was a parent, not an English teacher.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Also if Papi is your father then you're Dan LeBatard which is something we can all aspire to

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Intruder posted:

Also if Papi is your father then you're Dan LeBatard which is something we can all aspire to

Or LeBatard's brother who is an artist that specializes in body painting models, so either way...

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

swickles posted:

Or LeBatard's brother who is an artist that specializes in body painting models, so either way...

I too want a career in which the bodies of beautiful women become an everyday mundanity.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

swickles posted:

Hey, I can understand him no problem and he is a really cool dude. However, his grasp of the English language is pretty bad, at least by his on TV persona. They are perfectly compatible. I wish he was a parent, not an English teacher.

Wasn't quoting to say you were a hypocrite or anything. I just cracked up seeing those two lines together.

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HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.
Anyone have a vote for who I should give the How Could You Special Funny Answers Award to?

I'm leaning toward Mr. Fixit.

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