Lets Talk About Masaokis

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Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TwZvx00BAM

Masao has not posted a video for 2 years. Did his rotten toilet finally collapse taking the house with it? Did he die of the illness he mentioned in his last few videos? Has he gone on to become a Michelin starred chef? We may never know. RIP Masao.

PYF masao vids and facts, apparently masao canon is that he's actually a wealthy lawyer with 3 houses who speaks multiple languages and just chooses to live like a mentally ill alcoholic who doesn't know what egg whites are and who wants to gently caress his sister.

You can watch all the masao videos at Parthenocarpy's backup channel and Masao's new channel but heres a sample

Cooking Hotdogs and Peaches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

Coconut Bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR5ciXadgHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR5ciXadgHA

# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:13

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:50

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

He can cook me a fried turd any time
:burger:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:20

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

His best video is the christmas cake because he falls over and seemingly dry heaves at the end

# ? Jul 3, 2014 11:28

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

I love when GBS revisits people who stopped being funny years ago

what's that George guy up to lets flush a toilet hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man good one

# ? Jul 3, 2014 12:21

tripwood: Jul 21, 2003; "Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.

the best one is the sambuca video where he just falls down with deliciousness as he slurps it up

# ? Jul 3, 2014 12:27

ReptileChillock: Jan 7, 2014; by Lowtax

y'all lying to yourselves if you think there's a video better than Omelet for Obama, wherein a pot full of oil catches fire.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:35

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

VikingSkull posted:

I love when GBS revisits people who stopped being funny years ago

what's that George guy up to lets flush a toilet hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man good one

agreed, OP wanted a thread like the Uli thread

instead he have us this piece of poo poo. masao hasn't been around for years. what's there to post about? at least Uli is active.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:40

Klaus Kinski: Nov 26, 2007; Der Klaus

ReptileChillock posted:

y'all lying to yourselves if you think there's a video better than Omelet for Obama, wherein a pot full of oil catches fire.

When he cracks the egg into the toilet with a perfect one-hand crack and then starts whisking the shell is one of my favorite WTF moments.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:42

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Nostalgia or pass�?

Nostalgia IS pass�

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:45

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Are you talking about that ugly chick in 2 Fast 2 Furious

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:49

pixelbaron: Mar 18, 2009; ~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

lets not

# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:56

Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

ashgromnies posted:

agreed, OP wanted a thread like the Uli thread

instead he have us this piece of poo poo. masao hasn't been around for years. what's there to post about? at least Uli is active.

you might be overthinking this i.e. actually i was bored at work and watching masao videos

here have some premium masao content which people might not have seen: http://masaohf.atspace.com/
some stories about politics and uhhhh incest

# ? Jul 3, 2014 14:55

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Omelet for Obama.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 15:00

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

ashgromnies posted:

agreed, OP wanted a thread like the Uli thread

instead he have us this piece of poo poo. masao hasn't been around for years. what's there to post about? at least Uli is active.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 15:05

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

I remember a slow creeping laughter that didn't stop until I was in tears last time I saw Masaokis. I don't want to go through that again

# ? Jul 3, 2014 15:09

Kaptain K: Nov 2, 2007; I must admit, I am fond of you humans.

May you enjoy serendipity,

And may the Age of Fire perpetuate.

Kaptain K fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Sep 23, 2014

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:28

SEX BURRITO: Jun 30, 2007; Not much fun

Toilet steak will always be funny.

I hope Masaokis is ok.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:36

Kaptain K: Nov 2, 2007; I must admit, I am fond of you humans.

May you enjoy serendipity,

And may the Age of Fire perpetuate.

netally posted:

Toilet steak will always be funny.

I hope Masaokis is ok.

Kaptain K fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Sep 23, 2014

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:40

Hayburner: Jan 29, 2005; hi

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

Masao has not posted a video for 2 years

hmmm

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:41

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

I forgot all about this person.

:gonk:

# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:13

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

who

# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:38

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

psyopmonkey posted:

I forgot all about this person.

you remind me of masaokis

# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:51

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

my favorite story quote

that lovable masaokis posted:

�Room A-12! We have to hurry!� my sister screams as she pours
Sambuca on a sponge and rubs it over her face to hide the smell.

I grab my white coat and run to the elevator and push the button to
go right. In fact, this hospital is quite unique in that the floors are set up horizontally. This puts the first floor on the far right, with the second floor to its left and so on. My office is on the fifth floor, al
l the way to the left. I used all of my grandmother�s money to have it set up like that for a simple reason. If I stand directly to my sister�s left, the motion in space makes it so that as we move quickly from left to right, my penis finds itself in the same physical location as where her vagina was just a fraction of a second before. Aside from this brief interval, from a time-space continuum perspective it�s as if I have sexual relations with every person who steps in the elevator with me. This is impossible with traditional elevators that are required to move up and down instead of left and right.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:57

911 Ghost Dad: Oct 21, 2010

pixelbaron posted:

lets not

# ? Sep 23, 2014 21:04

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

ashgromnies posted:

you remind me of masaokis

Ummm no...

I know how to cook.

http://attackoftheem.tumblr.com

# ? Sep 23, 2014 21:26

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

I thought he moved to a new place? Didn't he get a new channel and upload new videos from the new place?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 21:30

Fuck Your Website: Nov 29, 2003; FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

What about homestarunner, post a thread about that.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 04:24

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Whatever happen to steve sutton that guy was ok too

# ? Sep 24, 2014 05:44

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

It always bugged me that he called the hotdogs sausages.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 06:05

JazzFlight: Apr 29, 2006; Oooooooooooh!

Cream_Filling posted:

Whatever happen to steve sutton that guy was ok too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNted3QhPB0

he's still makin videos

# ? Sep 24, 2014 12:25

great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

the ulillillia thread gets gassed and a day later we get a thread about a different retard, way to fill the hole

# ? Sep 24, 2014 12:50

JazzFlight: Apr 29, 2006; Oooooooooooh!

Seizure Robot posted:

the ulillillia thread gets gassed and a day later we get a thread about a different retard, way to fill the hole

never give up the fight

# ? Sep 24, 2014 13:20

Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

i don;t know why someone resurrected this thread but ok, i'll share this video which has two of my favourite masao delusions
1. cooking is time travel
2. everything should melt. everything. grapes. ~~peanuts~~ almonds. eggshells. if they don't then the fact is they are breaking the law of physics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov9lGZLr1Qo

# ? Sep 24, 2014 15:36

Bruiser: Apr 4, 2007; by Shine

lets not

# ? Sep 24, 2014 15:37

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

JazzFlight posted:

never give up the fight

you gotta fight

for your right

to POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

# ? Sep 24, 2014 22:36

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

the sound of him wretching to I believe thanksgiving dinner or obama celebration food is forever ingrained in my memory

# ? Sep 24, 2014 22:38

Libelous Slander: May 1, 2009; ... you're just creepy ...

I like the one where he dumps his grease fire into the snow, carrying a flaming pot through his whole apartment

# ? Sep 24, 2014 22:44

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

gently caress Your Website posted:

What about homestarunner, post a thread about that.

this is actually some of the funniest poo poo ever whereas you are the only person i know who likes hsr

# ? Sep 24, 2014 22:48

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

Cooking Tomatoes involves liquid wrench.

Part 1
Part 2

I still crack up every time I watch this :allears:

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:25

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:50

Straker: Nov 10, 2005

masao may not have posted anything in ages, but unlike nearly everything else in gbs he is loving timeless. a sticky masao thread would be a better idea than stickying any of that other poo poo here besides the rules thread

# ? Sep 25, 2014 08:08

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