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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Kids going into high school were born after SometimesAwful forums were created. Discuss.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress kids lol

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Dubious posted:

gently caress kids lol

Aatrek's second account?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

makes u think op

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
wrt to kids today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saPhxZZQCWk

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
my senior year was kicked off by 9/11

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
San Dimas High Rules!

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
What would Something Awful be like as a freshman in high school?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Steve Holt!

Red Harvest
Mar 13, 2007

Wait, it's Clint? Well shit.
ah, the halcyon days of drinking for fun, not out of habit

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
poo poo, high school kids these days can't even shoot straight

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Most teenagers are too young to remember 9/11 and are therefore anti-American.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
being a teenager is the most retarded thing i can think of

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

FreudianSlippers posted:

Most teenagers are too young to remember 9/11 and are therefore anti-American.

I slept through 9/11 and was late for work, the fall after graduating

my mom was p mad but work was slow

I'm probably still paying for it in ~karma~

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Should I go for Class President and Student Council President in the same year? Is it too much of a power grab?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Dubious posted:

I slept through 9/11 and was late for work, the fall after graduating
I started college and was headed to class knowing a plane (or two) had hit but it was a confusing time and no one knew how bad it was

I walk into this history class and the teacher is like 'I know something is going on but we have to get through this' and she taught a stupid loving history class while the towers were falling and actual history was happening lol

history teachers loving suck

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

redshirt posted:

Should I go for Class President and Student Council President in the same year? Is it too much of a power grab?

Conquer the school district with your military might

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

burritolingus posted:

What would Something Awful be like as a freshman in high school?

gay. really, really, incredibly gay

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

redshirt posted:

San Dimas High Rules!

lol lovely pop-punk fan spotted

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Fozzy The Bear posted:

Kids going into high school were born after SometimesAwful forums were created. Discuss.

You mean time passes and things get old? FUCKIN' HELL WHY DON'T THEY TEACH THIS IN SCHOOL??? :2bong:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Red Harvest posted:

ah, the halcyon days of drinking for fun, not out of habit

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

JawKnee posted:

lol lovely pop-punk fan spotted

that's from Bill and Ted nerd

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I like high school and I cannot lie
you other seniors can't deny
that when a freshman walks in with a lunchbox in his hand
and you hit his prostate gland
you've graduated

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

girth brooks part 2 posted:

that's from Bill and Ted nerd

No poo poo, right? That kid is definitely not in the cool group.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Wayside Bazaar posted:

my senior year was kicked off by 9/11

Grade 11 for me.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

here's one that'll blow your mind.... obama was born EXACTLY two years, three months, and eighteen days before kennedy was shot


edit: in kenya

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


be careful dude the government monitors this forum...

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
i joined this website over 10 years ago. someone please kill me

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

THS posted:

be careful dude the government monitors this forum...

CIA knew

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
some of those kids aren't even virgins. makes you think

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Dont beat me up. I am a computer guy now

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Class of 2000 wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Waltzing Along posted:

some of those kids aren't even virgins. makes you think

thanks to aatrek

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

Big Beef City posted:

Class of 2000 wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Same

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Red Harvest posted:

ah, the halcyon days of drinking for fun, not out of habit

Ha ha ha...oh...

:negative:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Poor kids growing up on tobacco-free campuses. We actually had designated student smoking areas at our school. And carrying a knife on your belt was no big deal. A couple of students had gun racks in their trucks, complete with guns, so they could go hunting after school. However, we only had 5 or 6 computers (not as advanced as the Apple II), and the Internet did not exist, so I guess it's a trade-off.



Oh, and 9/11 happened after my 21 year reunion. God, I'm old...

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

genesplicer posted:

Poor kids growing up on tobacco-free campuses. We actually had designated student smoking areas at our school. And carrying a knife on your belt was no big deal. A couple of students had gun racks in their trucks, complete with guns, so they could go hunting after school. However, we only had 5 or 6 computers (not as advanced as the Apple II), and the Internet did not exist, so I guess it's a trade-off.



Oh, and 9/11 happened after my 21 year reunion. God, I'm old...

do you enjoy prostate exams?

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Waltzing Along posted:

do you enjoy prostate exams?

Not nearly enough to justify the number of them I've had...

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I'm always suspicious of people who claim high school was the greatest time of their lives. Basically everyone has a much better time in college or their 20s in general.

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

genesplicer posted:

Poor kids growing up on tobacco-free campuses. We actually had designated student smoking areas at our school. And carrying a knife on your belt was no big deal. A couple of students had gun racks in their trucks, complete with guns, so they could go hunting after school. However, we only had 5 or 6 computers (not as advanced as the Apple II), and the Internet did not exist, so I guess it's a trade-off.



Oh, and 9/11 happened after my 21 year reunion. God, I'm old...

what are your five top hits of the 80s

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