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Cursed Lumberjack posted:penitentiary warden Corridor steps in to set the foolish goons straight on how his prisons are run fly away to lf, human being
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every baseball poster used the anonymity to turn into an rear end in a top hat
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ArfJason posted:baby in car: hory poo poo, piss, this poo poo is crazy, it's so hot in here! *turns up the cranberries*
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A misanthrope posted:they're also really loud Have you ever smelled a baby that you hadn't left stuffed in a bag in your closet for a week? Babies smell wonderful. Escape_GOAT fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Jul 6, 2014 |
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Carl Seitan posted:Have you ever smelled a baby that you hadn't left stuffed in a bag in your closet for a week? Look at this baby sniffer. Just look at him.
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babypolis posted:every baseball poster used the anonymity to turn into an rear end in a top hat some of them were already assholes tbf
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Hollismason posted:I don't know what's worse the bad child death puns, this thread, or a child dying horrifically in a car. No, wait yeah it's the last one. bad child death puns, good username.
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Carl Seitan posted:Have you ever smelled a baby that you hadn't left stuffed in a bag in your closet for a week? and they cost a lot of money kids are gross and loud and dumb and they smell and cost a lot of money
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A misanthrope posted:and they cost a lot of money ~a misanthrope
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A misanthrope posted:and they cost a lot of money
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A misanthrope posted:and they cost a lot of money you're wrong. they own
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i love my nieces and nephews because ive never had to change any of their diapers and then they go home and I get a good night's sleep without having to murder them
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sorry to all the people in this thread who are saddled with children you don't need to justify your bad life choices by lying to yourself. it's ok to say kids are terrible. it won't change anything, though. you still have kids. sorry  also don't kill them i guess. that will just give you more problems.
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The conclusion I came to is that white babies are really, really expensive.
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Clochette posted:The conclusion I came to is that white babies are really, really expensive. flipside: i hear you can get a good price for selling them
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shut the gently caress up clochette. you're back to square 1 in my book
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ASK ME ABOUT MARRYING A MAN I MET STALKING CHRISCHAN AND EATING DAY-OLD PIZZA FROM OFF THE FLOOR UNDER MY BED
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Cucking Mama posted:shut the gently caress up clochette. you're back to square 1 in my book 
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see Clochette? they don't want to admit they have terrible lives so they lash out i just feel so bad for you guys
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A misanthrope posted:see Clochette? they don't want to admit they have terrible lives so they lash out unrepentant manchildren itt
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No seriously, you can pay for 8 orphanages in India and 7 schools in Haiti and the same amount for one American baby? That's crazy.
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poo poo, all that wasted chances for microfinance!
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literally nobody here will argue that owning a private tropical island isn't better than having a poo poo spewing infant and if they do they are wrong
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Replace every goddamn thing on that list with cocaine and video games and it might be more realistic.
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 the best part is it doesn't even include college costs
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If it wasn't for liberal do-gooders you could put that kid to work and get a decent RoI
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bonestructure posted:which Dune, the Lynch one or the Sci-Fi Channel one the one with sting
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gggiiimmmppp posted:literally nobody here will argue that owning a private tropical island isn't better than having a poo poo spewing infant and if they do they are wrong you would think, but someone will try to argue just that
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To be fair, that's only the cost of purchasing a tropical island as-is. It's really expensive to construct anything or have water and electricity on the tropical island.
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A misanthrope posted:you would think, but someone will try to argue just that literally who the gently caress needs a tropical island
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Cut the baby/non-baby chat, it's super boring.
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Lawman 0 posted:ASK ME ABOUT MARRYING A MAN I MET STALKING CHRISCHAN AND EATING DAY-OLD PIZZA FROM OFF THE FLOOR UNDER MY BED Is there a thread link for this? It's more interesting than continued goon outrage and a lack of news.
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TheSpiritFox posted:Is there a thread link for this? It's more interesting than continued goon outrage and a lack of news. Sometimes my husband leaves a box of pizza under the bed overnight and then eats it in the morning. It's pretty goony.
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Clochette posted:Sometimes my husband leaves a box of pizza under the bed overnight and then eats it in the morning. It's pretty goony. Because Pizza is totally the most important part of that.
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Frostwerks posted:id rather have a temperate island myself. How about Canada? There's a small island about 160km away from Thunder Bay in Lake Superior that's for sale. Whole island, not sure what the price is, but I'm sure it costs multiple white american babies.
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TheSpiritFox posted:Because Pizza is totally the most important part of that. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3585136&pagenumber=1628&perpage=40#post428061532 there you go.
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