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Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

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Grimey Drawer

Fag Boy Jim posted:

Oh my god, someone at WWE bothered to put a big "ITEM NO LONGER AVAILABLE" caption on the Hulk Hogan Raft.

Hulkamania will never drown, brother!

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

well if cesaro doesn't go over imagine the devastation that will be wrought by the new ryback, curtis axel, and cesaro faction

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Fag Boy Jim posted:

GAB '95 actually wasn't terrible considering how bad WCW could be in 1995. A really rare good main event, too.

GAB 2000 is on now, and I do not expect great things.

Have they played GAB '96 yet? Because that was a loving great show.

And yeah, GAB 2000 is real bad.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
If they did, I missed it. They are showing the 2009 Bash later, which at least had a really good Rey/Jericho match in it.

Also, GAB '89 is up on Monday, and that show is insanely good. I realize this is really silly since all of those are up on-demand, but gently caress it, I like putting the network live stream up when I'm doing work or studying sometimes. Fun to see godawful-era WCW stuff out of the corner of my eye, or when I relax for a few moments.

Feels Villeneuve fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Jul 6, 2014

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

HE GOT 'IM FROGGYSTYLE TONY.

I bitch about the current WWE commentary quite alot, but god drat.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
The more I watch of the last two years of WCW PPVs, the more amazed I am at how long Misfits In Action stuck around.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



skaboomizzy posted:

The more I watch of the last two years of WCW PPVs, the more amazed I am at how long Misfits In Action stuck around.

A name like General Hugh G. Rection has staying power.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

People really thought Shane Douglas was a good promo?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

He was a terrible pretty much everything. That said, he might have been Heyman's crowning achievement in making chicken salad out of chicken poo poo.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

TheJoker138 posted:

A name like General Hugh G. Rection has staying power.

So much staying power he's training the NXT recruits!

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Fauxhawk Express posted:

People really thought Shane Douglas was a good promo?

His ECW promos were very much a "right place, right time" thing. Which really describes a lot of ECW stuff. Heyman's genius was being able to know exactly what was needed at that second in history and capitalize on it. Even he's said that if given a promotion to run again, it would be nothing like ECW in it's heyday because the world has moved on.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Aw man, the birdcage of doom. So many things about WCW I had forgotten about; when they pop up on shows like this, I smile.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I hate these commentators so much. Would rather listen to a team of Joe Buck and Darrell Waltrip call this crap.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Oh hell yes, HUMAN TORCH MATCH. One of the most pointless spectacles ever.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Guys, I think Sting just legit died.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Sweet Christ this is a horrible match.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
:siren: MONDAY NIGHT WAR AT 11PM :siren:

Well, I'm excited.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I am also excited. And it's starting.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
oh my god it's Keith David

Alakaiser
Jan 3, 2007

And the Lord Josh said, "Blessed are those cast away by Belichick, theirs is the kingdom of Denver." (Tebow 1:25)
Is this Keith David narrating? Because I am okay with Keith David narrating this.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Now if only we could get some fuckin' Nitro here.

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
Finally, the show I've been waiting for. Monday Night WAR.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Roddy needs to beat up Keith David at some point

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

NoMoneyDown posted:

Finally, the show I've been waiting for. Monday Night WAR.

As told by Keith David.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Welcome everyone to this year's edition of Vince Mcmahon jerks himself off, now with new name and title card

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Man on a mission! Rip Mabel.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

This thing looks really cool. I guess they're going all the way back for this.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I normally don't mind them referring to their product as sports entertainment, but i find it loving grating as a synonym for pro wrestling in a doc like this.

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

Thauros posted:

I normally don't mind them referring to their product as sports entertainment, but i find it loving grating as a synonym for pro wrestling in a doc like this.

What's the under/over on number of sports entertainment namedrops?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
They're going to broach the GCW situation.

RetroHelix
Oct 24, 2004

No home should be without one.

Thauros posted:

I normally don't mind them referring to their product as sports entertainment, but i find it loving grating as a synonym for pro wrestling in a doc like this.

"From its inception, there was one constant on TBS: sports entertainment."

I groaned.

maxallen posted:

What's the under/over on number of sports entertainment namedrops?

Were it a drinking game, I'd already be dead.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

maxallen posted:

What's the under/over on number of sports entertainment namedrops?

We're already at 50 or so in the first 10 mins

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

WCW also said "sports entertainment" all the time

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

ayn rand hand job posted:

They're going to broach the GCW situation.

Didn't Vince buy himself onto TBS, turned it into a squash match show, and that's when Ted kicked him off?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Where's the GCW library on the network, Vince? :mad:

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

I love how they talk about WWE programming on USA and show Saturday Night's Main event, cutting from a small JCP show to one of their biggest events with a smug :colbert:.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Ahahah, Vince trying to sell that he's not in the wrestling business.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
ROBOCOP!

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I guess they're skipping over the Survivor Series/Starrcade/Bunkhouse Stampede/COTC stuff.

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Is this the Armageddon music? because that owns if so

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