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Who do you want to win this 3rd place match?
This poll is closed.
The Netherlands 218 85.83%
Brazil 36 14.17%
Total: 254 votes
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Has Van Persie ever scored, ever?

he has. even in this very game

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I vote we count each yellow card as a point and each red card as two points. For the team that gives or the team that receives, your pick.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

jre posted:

No anaesthetic :drat:

dirk kuyt is the toughest man on the planet

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Has Van Persie ever scored, ever?

Against Brazil. :smugbert:

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

a good team would have been 4 goals up by now

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
*runs as fast as he can into the center of dutch defense*

*falls down before any contact*

*is brazil gameplan*

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



David lulz freekick coming up

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Ouch

EDIT: gevloerd door Vlaar

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Phwoar nice one Ron

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


that should have been an honest yellow

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Leg breaker tackle

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
david luiz literally just hanging out in the opposition penalty area during open play :wtc:

FIFTY MILLION POUNDS

croutonZA
Jan 5, 2011
drat, Vlaar missed the ball almost as badly as he missed the penalty the other night.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Concrete Ron

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
very phallic

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Palpek posted:

that should have been an honest yellow

no such thing

Trotski Icepick
Mar 20, 2011
Ron Vlaar praticing his penalty kick on Ramires.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


nerdz posted:

Let me just tell you guys that David Luiz took an abstinence pledge. This is completely unrelated but lmao.

https://translate.google.com/transl...t-text=&act=url

After this week that pledge isn't even needed

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

I can do that for like a minute.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
He went down with some speed then

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Cillesen taking a quick poop before the kicky

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Someone Said I look like vlaar this seems like an insult

Tuiri
Jun 9, 2013
Vlaar just wanted to make sure the Dutch team broke one leg this World Cup.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


bewbies posted:

*runs as fast as he can into the center of dutch defense*

*falls down before any contact*

*is brazil gameplan*

The vaunted Sacrificial Lamb offense.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



vyelkin posted:

dirk kuyt is the toughest man on the planet

Yes, just put a couple of staples in it and wash it out with poweraide

Aureus
Nov 20, 2006

Volkerball posted:

Brazil should be happy they're getting out with 4th place.

It helps when you're put in the easiest group with the easiest set of teams to take on in the round of 16 and quarter finals. First true test they had and they got their rear end pounded harder than a tweeking pretty boy at a truck stop.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

HELLO BABE U CUTE

Dictator.
May 13, 2007

#Blessed

another lovely free kick.. i'm sad holland stopped scoring, another german-style pounding would be suitable.

buttcoin smuggler
Jun 25, 2011
lmao

Sheep
Jul 24, 2003

Aureus posted:

It helps when you're put in the easiest group with the easiest set of teams to take on in the round of 16 and quarter finals. First true test they had and they got their rear end pounded harder than a tweeking pretty boy at a truck stop.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

:bravo:

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Brazil: "KICK BALL"

*hits wall*

Brazil: "KICK BALL AGAIN"

*ball goes flying into the crowd*

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
"hahaha this game is like dos and robben is a floppy disk, i love twitch fifa streams!!!"

yospos

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
Haha nice fk

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Aureus posted:

It helps when you're put in the easiest group with the easiest set of teams to take on in the round of 16 and quarter finals. First true test they had and they got their rear end pounded harder than a tweeking pretty boy at a truck stop.

He wasn't talking about Argentina.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Sombrerotron posted:

Brazil: "KICK BALL"

*hits wall*

Brazil: "KICK BALL AGAIN"

*ball goes flying into the crowd*

field artillerymen refer to this as bracketing the target so in about 7 more rounds they should have them on the frame

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

tetsman posted:

"hahaha this game is like dos and robben is a floppy disk, i love twitch fifa streams!!!"

yospos

I hate them why aren't they watching let plays and posting about genders instead of posting here

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
Ghost of pele wails over the tannoy there

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Dictator. posted:

another lovely free kick.. i'm sad holland stopped scoring, another german-style pounding would be suitable.

theres a whole half still to play

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DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Holy poo poo, that was a brutal kick to the shin

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