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Thread Closed. Ill maybe continue this later but not here. Resident Evil or Biohazard: Revelations was originally a Nintendo 3DS game by Capcom (Who brought such amazing games such as DMC: Devil May Cry, A Thousand Adjectives Street Fighter 4 Adjective Edition, ADHD Marvel vs. Capcom, and Dead Rising: Let's gently caress Around in a Mall) game ported to everything else. There are some noticeable changes like: slightly less rear end graphics, new enemies which are jokes, new dickish challenges in raid mode, and several other features that really aren't worth talking about. The game is a 3rd person "horror" action shooter thing that is really fun, but extremely dumb. Oh yeah, you are on a ship too. How the LP is going down: I will doing post commentary, drunk most likely and will be showing 100% of this loving game. If you want to join in or like this lp for some sick reason.(Get a life.) Message me on Twitter or Steam, cause I'll most likely ignore what you say on this thread (I will not read a drat thing here unless it's a glaring issue.). Also Raid Mode videos will be done with random guests. (That means you if you want ti hop in, I will gladly include you in this lp, I'll also link your twitter/thread/whatever.) Also I have ads on the videos, so run ad blocker if you can not stand that poo poo. Hot Frothing Cocks Here:  Xumtosis is a dirty mick bastard. Featuring Orlando Bloom or the sexy not mick bastard Pins Featuring Pins and New Vagina Oh yeah, SkippyG shows up here for some reason.Characters:  Jill "All the Viruses" Valentine, is our protagonist, she changed mocap so now she looks weird, but her rear end is better. Also if you play this game you will rather be buried in her rear end than everyone else in this games rear end.  Samwise, is a loving jackass and I can't stand him. gently caress him and everything about him.  Sonic the Boulder Punching Hedgehog, has the nicest chest and rear end in video game history. He also is the best top ever.  Kawaii Princess Ducklips, is the most anime and kawaii girl ever and makes frolf cry in shame. Also loves Chris and showing off her legs.  Colonel Colombo, is a total dick and is an incompetent rear end in a top hat hiding the entire plot of this game. gently caress him.  Xumtosis, this dirty mick bastard stole all the paintings on the ship and is looking for potatoes and lucky charms.  Sarumon or whatever, is totally not the bad guy in this game.  Mctits, here is a character who is also a frequent boss enemy. She is loving creepy and is the possibly the best this game has to offer. Enemies:  Dick Tongues: These goofy fuckers are the cannon fodder of this game.  rear end biters: These fuckers love to come from off screen and bite my sweet rear end constantly. I may have rabies.  Drunk Horny Bastard: This horny gently caress likes grabbing my rear end, and looks as drunk as possible while doing so.  Vagina Monster: Shoots cum darts at you and is weak to beatings.  LP Goon: This fat sack of poo poo bitches about quality of lps constantly as he dons his fedora. Toxsyl fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Sep 7, 2014 |
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I hope you do bring Skippy on for more videos because you guys play off eachother really well. Good video btw
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Jul 12, 2014 06:32
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The Steak Justice posted:I hope you do bring Skippy on for more videos because you guys play off eachother really well. Good video btw Seconded. This is great.
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Jul 12, 2014 07:49
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The Resident Evil games are some of my favorite games to watch other people play. And listen to them take the piss out of.
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Jul 12, 2014 17:55
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Too not drunk. Need next episode. Be less not drunk.
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Jul 12, 2014 19:02
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I love this game and I'm loving the commentary. However you failed to scan The Colonel/Columbo, or as I like to to call him, Old Gillian Seed during the beach segment. So voted 1.  Barb Wire apparently has a big fanbase because there was pre-release story stuff with her. I'm sure that's exactly why she's so popular. 
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Jul 12, 2014 19:06
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Xumtosis is a dirty mick bastard. Featuring Orlando Bloom or the sexy not mick bastard Pins. Toxsyl fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Jul 14, 2014 |
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Jul 14, 2014 05:53
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Toxsyl posted:
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Jul 14, 2014 05:58
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Niggurath posted:Nice racial slurs and unprocessed video. Hitting all the high points here. Did you just call me a dirty mick bastard?
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Jul 14, 2014 06:06
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Please don't be racist against sexy sailors. Pins is new to the LP subforum and should be nurtured like a baby bird.
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Jul 14, 2014 06:10
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Skippy Granola posted:Please don't be racist against sexy sailors. Pins is new to the LP subforum and should be nurtured like a baby bird. Did you just call me a drunken mick bastard?
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I'm loving the content so far! You're showing off the game in a fun and engaging way while keeping the commentary light and funny. I know entertainment may not appeal so some more seasoned posters here, but I for one love it!
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Jul 14, 2014 06:16
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Xumtosis posted:Did you just call me a drunken mick bastard? Nah mate he's just taking the mick 
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Jul 14, 2014 06:49
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Badabing, badaboom, dis was a pretty good episode ya' know, eh? gently caress those pincushion guys, they love to ruin my poo poo in Raid Mode.
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Okay so I know this LP isn't really about the plot, or rather is about making fun of how bad the plot is, but I just want to make sure I'm clear on what just happened. So, Chris and Jessica weren't actually on the ship at all, Parker and Jill were sent on a wild goose hunt. But now because Parker and Jill are stuck on the ship they're using them as bait to get Chris and Jessica to go to the ship, and abandon their search of the bad guys' actual hideout?
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Raenir K. Artemi posted:Okay so I know this LP isn't really about the plot, or rather is about making fun of how bad the plot is, but I just want to make sure I'm clear on what just happened. So, Chris and Jessica weren't actually on the ship at all, Parker and Jill were sent on a wild goose hunt. But now because Parker and Jill are stuck on the ship they're using them as bait to get Chris and Jessica to go to the ship, and abandon their search of the bad guys' actual hideout? You got it. Don't worry though, the BSAA isn't done with not-Shadow Moses and/or not-Groznyj Grad quite yet.
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Jul 15, 2014 00:29
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Why does Jill have a manface now? Did she get infected with the D-virus?
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Jul 15, 2014 02:57
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niggurathshighqualitylp.mp4 Featuring Pins and New Vagina
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Jul 16, 2014 04:33
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Raenir K. Artemi posted:Okay so I know this LP isn't really about the plot, or rather is about making fun of how bad the plot is, but I just want to make sure I'm clear on what just happened. So, Chris and Jessica weren't actually on the ship at all, Parker and Jill were sent on a wild goose hunt. But now because Parker and Jill are stuck on the ship they're using them as bait to get Chris and Jessica to go to the ship, and abandon their search of the bad guys' actual hideout? The important thing to remember about Revelations is that it is, like many games, the story of how your character and others are being manipulated from behind the scenes by a shadowy would-be puppet master. What makes Revelations different in that regard is that the puppet master doesn't like doing it and is actively loving terrible at it. Seriously, once you know the whole story, there are a good half-dozen things that he probably should've realized were going to bite him on the rear end before he started.
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Jul 16, 2014 04:41
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 The Most Kawaii Chapter ever.
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Jul 16, 2014 07:42
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Seriously, that render above looks like an ape. Is Capcom trying to say something here?
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Jul 16, 2014 15:45
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Ch.4Oh yeah, SkippyG shows up here for some reason.
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Jul 18, 2014 04:52
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Rated 5 for South Park Canadian Penis Head.
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Jul 18, 2014 06:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ExVoQYpy1w&feature=youtu.be Here is an update for chapter 5.
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Jul 30, 2014 07:03
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I know you haven't posted ep 6 yet because no one bumped the thread, but Skippy, in what way is RE4 too serious? That has to be one of the goofiest games I've ever played.
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Aug 1, 2014 14:16
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 Ch.6 Skippy's wing wong is actually laffy taffy.
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Aug 2, 2014 00:52
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Wanna put my hands in that sailor's back pockets and feel around for some change.
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 Chapter 7: This loving level. Featuring Skimpy G and Analhouse or Fragger.
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