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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Ok. gently caress it. I hope Frazier wins by hitting 1 HR in the Finals. Just to completely embarrass MLB. Make it a swing off where both dudes need extra pitches.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:29

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

gently caress this format. :mad:

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:29

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

why are there 800 rounds to this thing anyways. who thought this was a good idea

just make this dumb poo poo two rounds, eight batters. eliminate four after the first round. total dingers between rounds wins

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:29

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Furnaceface posted:

114 minutes since Bautista was last seen. Minnesota.

this isn't our fault :qq:

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:29

Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Will it have the h---oh hi

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Sports managed to kill the hr derby and slam dunk contest in the same year, that's an impressive feat

I mean the slam dunk contest was already bad but their new rules.. man I don't know which contests' new rules are worse

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

MaoistBanker: Sep 11, 2001; For Sound Financial Pranning!

Ken Junior Griffey

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Will it have enough height!? *cuts to Cespedes sitting in a chair instead of showing ball*

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Great now I get to hear all the Toronto "fans" bloviate insufferably about the injustice of it all

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

Dutchy: Jul 8, 2010

Poonerman posted:

just make this dumb poo poo two rounds, eight batters. eliminate four after the first round. total dingers between rounds wins

make a 9th spot for a hometown guy so you don't waste a real spot on one

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

Todd Frazier hits like 12 total homers to win the derby, hits 0 remainder of season.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

Yo gonna win 6-2

Or 2-1 if he bats second lol

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

a rowdy mullet: Feb 12, 2009

Akward silence in the studio lol

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Cespedes taking a nap to make things interesting.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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MrChips posted:

Great now I get to hear all the Toronto "fans" bloviate insufferably about the injustice of it all

this but unironically

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:30

Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

oh my god can this thing be anymore of a train wreck

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:31

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

No Gillette, if you can't shave with a straight razor, you're not a real man.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:31

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

I understand there was a delay but this broadcast is in its fifth hour. A homerun derby.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:32

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

will_colorado posted:

No Gillette, if you can't shave with a straight razor, you're not a real man.

Every person I've known who has shaved with a straight razor tends to be a douche :shrug:

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:32

MaoistBanker: Sep 11, 2001; For Sound Financial Pranning!

Here is a commercial that should be showing for an event like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XTnDKqprD0

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:33

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Oh please baseball gods, let Frazier win with 1 hr. 2 would be fine as well.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:33

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Laderhan posted:

oh my god can this thing be anymore of a train wreck

Frazier hasn't won yet.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:33

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Laderhan posted:

oh my god can this thing be anymore of a train wreck

Frazier winning with 1 HR could do it.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:34

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

lol at that harper commercial

too bad he can't hit

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:34

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

They're not even going to show the celebrity softball game are they. Because of how long this derby has been

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:34

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Gorman Thomas posted:

lol at that harper commercial

too bad he can't hit

He's getting better

I hope

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:35

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

MaoistBanker posted:

Here is a commercial that should be showing for an event like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XTnDKqprD0

this unironically owns

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:35

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

yeah, show Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:35

MaoistBanker: Sep 11, 2001; For Sound Financial Pranning!

Quest For Glory II posted:

They're not even going to show the celebrity softball game are they. Because of how long this derby has been

they better, i need to take pot shots at zach parise

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:36

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

I wish life was like 80's commercials

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:36

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

CORE

STRENGTH

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:36

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Quest For Glory II posted:

They're not even going to show the celebrity softball game are they. Because of how long this derby has been

They better. I actually enjoy that poo poo.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:36

MrCodeDude: Aug 31, 2005

I don't know who's doing a worse job tracking these balls: the kids or the camera crew.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:37

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Davey and Goliath? Did I hear that correctly?

# ? Jul 15, 2014 04:37

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT