Thunderdome 2014teen: Stories from the Abonend Bunker

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Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Mercedes posted:

Oh. My fault. I didn't get the memo where it had to be absolutely literally about war. Divorce doesn't share any qualities of that. No sir. My mistake. I won't happen again.

I'm in.

Bad Seafood posted:

Same. Downloaded an alternate client but still can't connect to SynIRC.

Also, in.

PootieTang posted:

Count me in too.

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curlingiron: Dec 15, 2006; b l o o p

Aww yiss, in.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:51

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

So many good prompts lately. I'm in.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:54

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

So many good prompts lately. I'm in.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:56

DuckyB: Jun 27, 2014; Gentlemen.

Phobia posted:

EDIT: Except for Ducky, who-

Save it.

You're pretentious.

This club sucks.

I've got beef.

Let's do it.

Brawl me in the ballpit, Pho. Winner takes an eye.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:59

waffledoodle: Oct 1, 2005; I believe your boast sounds vaguely familiar.

Okay. I'm in.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 06:09

Fumblemouse: Mar 21, 2013; STANDARD
DEVIANT; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jul 15, 2014 06:30

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Fumblemouse posted:

In

# ? Jul 15, 2014 07:02

Meeple: Dec 29, 2009

# ? Jul 15, 2014 07:06

Thalamas: Dec 5, 2003; Sup?

I'm in.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 07:07

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Thalamas posted:

I'm in.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 07:13

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

Oooooh I was wondering where you were gonna do something with that. I have to be in for this.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 07:24

Entenzahn: Nov 15, 2012; erm... quack-ward

In.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 07:27

Nethilia: Oct 17, 2012; Hullabalooza '96
Easily Depressed
Teenagers Edition

drat straight I'm in.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 07:51

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Sitting Here posted:

Oooooh I was wondering where you were gonna do something with that. I have to be in for this.

Nethilia posted:

drat straight I'm in.

That's it for tonight. Any new sign ups will have to wait to get their cards when I wake up.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 07:59

Chairchucker: Nov 14, 2006; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Give me a bingo card you jive sucker.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 08:03

crabrock: Aug 2, 2002; I

AM

MAGNIFICENT

whoops, i meant to give Noah an HM too, but i forgot in my rush to post.

I added it to the results post to make it OFFICIAL

# ? Jul 15, 2014 09:12

theblunderbuss: Jul 4, 2010; I find dead men rout
more easily.

Well, this sounds awesome. In.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 10:53

QuoProQuid: Jan 12, 2012; Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

I am in for this week. Bingo me up.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 11:47

Auraboks: Mar 24, 2013; ...huh?

In.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 11:52

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

In!

# ? Jul 15, 2014 12:24

PoshAlligator: Jan 9, 2012; When SEO just isn't enough.

I'm in too. Hit me up.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 12:29

Number 36: Jul 5, 2007; Keep it up, kid! Gimmie a smoochie smooch!

Crabrock, some people have a score from you but no crit. Will the Google doc be updated with their crits later?

I'm in for this week as well.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 13:19

Meeple: Dec 29, 2009

As my bingo experience is not helping me here (there's no creaky old guy in a dusty suit talking about "legs 11" and "two fat ladies: 88" at all), a question. Is the centre square:
a) Requiring you to include "New babby free space" in your story
b) A free space (no story element, so you only have 4) for use by new TD entrants only
c) Free space open to all, with possible side-order of mockery if you use it and are not, in fact, a new babby
d) A free space only available to writers who have just produced offspring and are therefore trying to write at 6am after 23 minutes of sleep?

# ? Jul 15, 2014 14:56

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Meeple posted:

As my bingo experience is not helping me here (there's no creaky old guy in a dusty suit talking about "legs 11" and "two fat ladies: 88" at all), a question. Is the centre square:
a) Requiring you to include "New babby free space" in your story
b) A free space (no story element, so you only have 4) for use by new TD entrants only
c) Free space open to all, with possible side-order of mockery if you use it and are not, in fact, a new babby
d) A free space only available to writers who have just produced offspring and are therefore trying to write at 6am after 23 minutes of sleep?

a) no
b) no
c) yes
d) no

Sometimes a free space is just a free space.

Also- I have received more than one PM about "Bros!" If you have "Bros!" I was hoping to see more of "brotherhood" and less of "dudes that like to pop collars." Feel free to write about the latter, of course, if that's where inspiration takes you.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 15:02

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Chairchucker posted:

Give me a bingo card you jive sucker.

theblunderbuss posted:

Well, this sounds awesome. In.

QuoProQuid posted:

I am in for this week. Bingo me up.

Auraboks posted:

In.

HopperUK posted:

In!

PoshAlligator posted:

I'm in too. Hit me up.

Number 36 posted:

Crabrock, some people have a score from you but no crit. Will the Google doc be updated with their crits later?

I'm in for this week as well.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 15:11

God Over Djinn: Jan 17, 2005; onwards and upwards

Tyrannosaurus. Yer gettin' too big for your dinosaur britches. And I hear you got plenty of time this week, what with this high-falutin' judgin' gig. Brawl me, kid.

_{Dear prospective judge! Can we get a 2-week deadline on account of my being v. busy at work this week? TIA!}

# ? Jul 15, 2014 15:18

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Hi, Tyrannosaurus. I'll play along this week.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 15:47

Kalyco: Apr 4, 2013

Oh this looks awesome. IN!

# ? Jul 15, 2014 16:19

Alpacalips Now: Oct 4, 2013

drat it, this looks fun. Make me a card! In.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:14

D.O.G.O.G.B.Y.N.: Dec 31, 2011; THUNDERDOME LOSER

In.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:36

Malefic Marmite: Jan 10, 2011; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Looking forward to this. In.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 18:06

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Hi, Tyrannosaurus. I'll play along this week.

Kalyco posted:

Oh this looks awesome. IN!

Alpacalips Now posted:

drat it, this looks fun. Make me a card! In.

D.O.G.O.G.B.Y.N. posted:

In.

Malefic Marmite posted:

Looking forward to this. In.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 18:50

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I'd really love it if you wouldn't mind "filling" my "free space," Tyrannosaurus.

Heh.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 20:07

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

I'd really love it if you wouldn't mind "filling" my "free space," Tyrannosaurus.

Heh.

Ragtime

# ? Jul 15, 2014 20:08

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

God Over Djinn posted:

Tyrannosaurus. Yer gettin' too big for your dinosaur britches. And I hear you got plenty of time this week, what with this high-falutin' judgin' gig. Brawl me, kid.

_{Dear prospective judge! Can we get a 2-week deadline on account of my being v. busy at work this week? TIA!}

Okay. Just remember what happens when the proud and the wicked take on the throne.

_{I won't be able to start writing for this until August, btw}

# ? Jul 15, 2014 20:28

Ironic Twist: Aug 3, 2008; I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

Apparently I do better at submitting during "caps-lock title" weeks

SO IIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN

# ? Jul 15, 2014 20:44

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

Ironic Twist posted:

Apparently I do better at submitting during "caps-lock title" weeks

SO IIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN

# ? Jul 15, 2014 20:50

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Hey Phobia, took the liberty of providing criticism for your week 100 entry here. Tell me what you think, and I look forward to your criticism of mine!

Now, is the loop around or below in a hangman's noose?

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Bad Seafood: Dec 10, 2010; If you must blink, do it now.

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

I'd really love it if you wouldn't mind "filling" my "free space," Tyrannosaurus.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 23:52

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