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Obama Africanus posted:Wonder what the Asian response is going to be ching chong, ching chong
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I loving kid you not, there was just a female Russian MP on the BBC that was explaining how it couldn't have been Russian separatists that shot down the plane because of how difficult the engagement itself would be (true. which is why it was Russians, and deliberate) so therefore it must have been the Ukrainians that shot it down. Wrong conclusion, but good job eliminating any hope of totally offloading this on dipshits that aren't officially Russian.  And Putin's spokesperson stated this wasn't a matter requiring presidential comment at this point. I.E. Putin's not saying poo poo. That's not good stuff. Putin's not talking, evidence is mounting, the Gaza ground assault has begun, and the White House is jumpy and locking itself down. This is serious witching hour poo poo, boys. And I don't think the monkey they took the fez off of and put the button in front of picked the best globe trotters to assist him in these dangerous days. We're all well and truly hosed and it's so hilarious.
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Jul 17, 2014 21:26
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The Destiny beta starts today so I'm hoping to get a few hours of that in before dying in nuclear fire.
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Jul 17, 2014 21:27
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Well guys it looks like the MIRV's are headed our way one way or the other. Time for me to finally give in to the autism and download train simulator. See you at the headwaters of the Styx, as mentioned previously. o7
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Jul 17, 2014 21:29
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Now all we need is for China to decide that it's the perfect time to start settling all those maritime disputes with force  .
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Jul 17, 2014 21:31
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I just now figured out that o7 is supposed t be a lil' man saluting
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Jul 17, 2014 21:31
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Anyone up for a long slow realtime game of DEFCON and we'll just bullshit about the coming nuclear holocaust in the chat there while playing it out with comical parallels? No?  It was a good idea. I guess at the end of the world it'll just be me and the AI players listening to the BBC.. I wonder if this thing goes nuclear if they'll bring back those creepy as poo poo nuclear survival tip bulletins. They're in Threads which rules. Gonna be a good week. Gonna be our last week.
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Jul 17, 2014 21:32
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Is anyone else really jealous that PLANES has Roscoe as his Dogmeat because I am.
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Guys, I rely on you to be the cool, calm collect sources of whether or not I should be freaked out about something. So... Chill. Real post: What, if anything, can the US realistically do if this was without a doubt shot down by the Ruskies? And just how much are the DNDers goonrushing to defend Putin? I'm scared to go look.
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Tide posted:Guys, I rely on you to be the cool, calm collect sources of whether or not I should be freaked out about something. So... I dunno about the rest of these guys but I'm loving pumped about getting turned into radioactive ash
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Obama Africanus posted:Anyone up for a long slow realtime game of DEFCON and we'll just bullshit about the coming nuclear holocaust in the chat there while playing it out with comical parallels? I'm in if I get to be Afrika.
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Jul 17, 2014 21:42
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@Reuters: #BREAKING: U.S. Vice President Biden says Malaysia Airlines jet was shot down, "not an accident, blown out of the sky"
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Jul 17, 2014 21:43
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Yeah I'm just bored with this life and hoping beyond hope that the end is coming. I don't think it's really going to happen, but if you can't manage to get an erection at the thought of the true end of times, then life isn't worth living and you should cash out. So excuse me if I like to have this raging erection and sense of impending apocolypse, I'm just happier this way. I identify as transpocolyptic, my pronouns are: Destroyer of Worlds, Becummer of Death. My Triggers are another Malaysian Airliner with U.S. citizens aboard getting Russian missiles rained vertically into it over Ukraine on the same day that the Ground Invasion of Gaza begins the day after unilateral U.S. sanctions are imposed on Russia.
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DoktorLoken posted:@Reuters: #BREAKING: U.S. Vice President Biden says Malaysia Airlines jet was shot down, "not an accident, blown out of the sky"  
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Helldump Immunity. posted:I'm in if I get to be Afrika. I get to be Russia, I'm going to launch first and give not a single gently caress about defense of so called russian "cities" I will proudly glass cities on every continent.
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Music for the apocalypse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GvslVvyax4
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Gonna go mail some poo poo off for my bills but if you niggas for real wanna get a game of defcon going holla at your boy here, dibs on russia but i'm flexible
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Jul 17, 2014 21:47
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It's just your Jewish ennui pushing you towards something, anything other than the dreariness you slide through like slowly melting ice cream. Malaysia has been close to Russia for a while. Guess that's about to change.
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Jul 17, 2014 21:48
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I'm gonna go smoke a bowl and get my uniforms out of storage You know, just in case
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Jul 17, 2014 21:51
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They just announced the nationalities of the casualties: Belgians, Germans, Brits, Dutch, Malaysians, autralians, a canadian and some others. Everyone's got a stake in this poo poo.
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Jul 17, 2014 21:55
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US officials state that they have radar tracks (unspecified as to who's) that tracked the missile locking on and the subsequent launch. http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/17/world/europe/ukraine-malaysia-airlines-crash/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWDGIRqmKsg Welp.
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Jul 17, 2014 22:03
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If nukes start flying I'm getting shitfaced. 
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Jul 17, 2014 22:07
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man Malaysian Air is having really lovely luck.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:man Malaysian Air is having really lovely luck. It's one thing when a jet of their goes down around, you know, MALAYSIA. A Soviet-era high altitude SAM taking out a jet of theirs over Ukraine? Lol. You cannot write something better than that even if you tried.
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Jul 17, 2014 22:08
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Are they...cheering...and laughing? The gently caress?
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Jul 17, 2014 22:11
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there is blue bird in my Donetsk that want to get out but my Buk is too tough for him, I say, stay here forever blue bird, I will no let you see anyone again. there is a blue bird in my Donestsk that want to get out but I shoot missile on him and he inhale Jet A smoke and the blues and the jews and the cnn news never know who is putin him in there.
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holocaust bloopers posted:It's one thing when a jet of their goes down around, you know, MALAYSIA. A Soviet-era high altitude SAM taking out a jet of theirs over Ukraine? Lol. Ya, really lovely luck, 2 planes this year. Time to buy Malaysian Air stock.
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Tide posted:Are they...cheering...and laughing? The gently caress? http://youtubedoubler.com/cYlR already going to hell, i'm not sorry
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:http://youtubedoubler.com/cYlR oh boy
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Just got this sent to me from a Cyrillic speaking friend http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3A_iGM8NwBVssJ%3Avk.Com%2Fwall-57424472_7256+&cd=1&hl=uk&ct=clnk&gl=nl " defense minister of the Donetsk People’s Republic, Igor Girkin AKA Igor Strelkov posted, "We did warn you — do not fly in our sky," Believing it to be Ukrainian transport plane, Strelkov continued “a plane has just been downed somewhere around Torez, it lays there behind the 'Progress' mine,” meaning a mining town of about 80,000 people. “And here is the video proving another 'bird' falling down,” he added. “The bird went down behind a slagheap, not in a residential district. So no peaceful people were injured.” Strelkov deleted the post when he found out it was actually a commercial jetliner carrying 295 innocent people — not a military aircraft." Helldump Immunity. posted:what game is that again? Shadow Government
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i might be wrong about that vid, goons in D&D are saying they've seen it before today.
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There's worries of trouble at the Russian Embassy today, so I hope whip is the second mod to die in an embassy attack. Credit for joke goes to Helldiver.
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I still feel bad for Pilot Parker.
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