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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

More photos from Al Jazeera, all work safe some :nws: :

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/7/17/ukraine-malaysianplane.html

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Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-JA1ffd5Ms

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

I still feel bad for Pilot Parker.

You HDI and I should try to be on a crew together once they start calling us in. There's an ASO somewhere on SA that should be on IRR crew too.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


AP reporting that Putin has blamed the attack on Ukraine, because of course he would

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

feels like the ukraine might be getting back crimea thanks to russia's gently caress up.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Godholio posted:

You HDI and I should try to be on a crew together once they start calling us in. There's an ASO somewhere on SA that should be on IRR crew too.

Fine but I'll need a new flightsuit cuz my old ones don't fit any more.

And I'm not updating pubs. Some airman better do that poo poo for me.

GIPSTAR 01

FlyingCowOfDoom
Aug 1, 2003

let the beat drop
Realistically what is possibly going to happen? Even if Russia came out and said "Yes it was us, we supplied the equipment, training and munitions." What would our (the US) and the world's options be? More sanctions?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Cold War 2: Nuclear Winter Boogaloo

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
I have recently been playing through fallout 3 and new Vegas so I guess I am as ready for this as I'll ever be.

Glad I'm not IRR!

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

Fine but I'll need a new flightsuit cuz my old ones don't fit any more.

And I'm not updating pubs. Some airman better do that poo poo for me.

GIPSTAR 01

I'm actually back down to where I could probably squeeze into mine. Don't sweat the pubs, it took two years for one of our ASOs to get busted for not updating his since his PREVIOUS assignment at Tinker. So they were probably 5 or 6 yrs out of date lol.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

:vince:

Biden just keeps on giving.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'll have a loving hardy laugh if WW3 brings me, Godholio, and HDI all on a crew together.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Richard Bong posted:

I have recently been playing through fallout 3 and new Vegas so I guess I am as ready for this as I'll ever be.

Glad I'm not IRR!

Only if you've been appropriately role playing on hardcore mode.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'll have a loving hardy laugh if WW3 brings me, Godholio, and HDI all on a crew together.

The Memphis Belle but with way more tranny porn taped up in the crew quarters

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

holocaust bloopers posted:

Fine but I'll need a new flightsuit cuz my old ones don't fit any more.

And I'm not updating pubs. Some airman better do that poo poo for me.

GIPSTAR 01

I'd look positively poured into my flight suit and not in a good way. In an airsoft enthusiast way. I'd look like Elendil on active duty. I'd be off mic the entire loving mission because nobody is listening to that much mouth breathing and wheezing and apnea for an entire flight.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

The Memphis Belle but with way more tranny porn taped up in the crew quarters

We'll have to come up with general neutral call signs.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'll have a loving hardy laugh if WW3 brings me, Godholio, and HDI all on a crew together.

It is meant to be.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Obama Africanus posted:

I'd look positively poured into my flight suit and not in a good way. In an airsoft enthusiast way. I'd look like Elendil on active duty. I'd be off mic the entire loving mission because nobody is listening to that much mouth breathing and wheezing and apnea for an entire flight.

aka you'll be the ned beatty if some deliverance poo poo goes down on your flight.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
think anyone is gonna need ballers during the holocaust part deux, nuclear fire bugaloo? bc i feel pretty confident that nuclear fire is gonna gently caress up the sensor or the Cessna, whichever reaches nuclear Valhalla first

i mean its as useful as awacs once the nukes start flying

can i play?

pls?

:ohdear:

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

We'll have to come up with general neutral call signs.

Country Boi, this is Beardyke over

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Flightsuit update: It's a bit snug around the belly, but doable!!!

Apparently I never washed it after my last day. Back in storage it goes....until nuclear war.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Any station this net, any station this net, this is Cis-Scum01 Mobile requesting a radio check.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Reach 52, this is Zyr 01 requesting aerial refueling. 60K onload.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Air Force gets all the fun. There won't be enough time for me to have a Fulda Gap turkey shoot in an M1. :(

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

We'll have to come up with general neutral call signs.

I changed a buddy's callsign to 30 Dicks and drew 30 dicks on his deployed dorm room door for his 30th birthday.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


You guys enjoy your second chance at military fuckery. I'll be back at the homefront getting loving blitzed, waiting for the sweet embrace of the end.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Yeah, I'm gonna go find a cave to paint.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
You guys will be real sad if us 3 die in an AWACS shoot down.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
..with my jizz as I die to a combination of dehydration and alcohol poisoning.

edit: bloops you combobreakingsonofabitch

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013

FlyingCowOfDoom posted:

Realistically what is possibly going to happen? Even if Russia came out and said "Yes it was us, we supplied the equipment, training and munitions." What would our (the US) and the world's options be? More sanctions?

Realistically? More sanctions.

Shady Clancy borderland? Going into Ukraine with a few "advisers" and murdering the gently caress out of the pro-russian separatists.

All out Clancy/GiP wet dream? Marines into Crimea.



With the current administration we are likely to see the next few days be big words and the incident a lever to get some Euros to cut a high status miltech contract or two, while the denizens of this thread clean off the nuclear holocaust jizz. But we can always dream. :allears:


Any numbers yet on nationalities on the plane? That's kinda relevant to who gets how angry.

Courthouse fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jul 17, 2014

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz9g_rl2JnU

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
burn in nuclear hellfire, horsefucker

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Carteret posted:

You guys enjoy your second chance at military fuckery. I'll be back at the homefront getting loving blitzed, waiting for the sweet embrace of the end.

I could use some healthcare :smith:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I went and got Taco Bell for my potential last meal on this earth. Why?

Because nacho's loving rule and Qdoba/Chipotle are like 20 minutes away, and I don't give a gently caress about LDL's or Sodium tonight when we're all gonna be covered in Strontium 90 by mid morning.

I'm serious about a game of Defcon, anyone in? HDI dibbed Africa.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
You know who I really wouldn't want to be right now?

Edward loving Snowden.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Obama Africanus posted:

You know who I really wouldn't want to be right now?

Edward loving Snowden.

:laffo: way to swing the bat for the wrong team eh snowy?

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

http://youtubedoubler.com/cYo9

Now if you excuse me I need to reserve my seat in hell

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Can we talk less about our plans for masturbating during the nuclear holocaust and go back to discussing the actual news? There's plenty of it out there today.

Revive the Tom Clancy thread if you want to talk about your geopolitical sexual fantasies.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
CDC releases report finding homos to be binge-drinking, drug-addled hedonists who still keep trim.

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
This might be a dumb question, but what would any faction gain from a intentional shootdown? It was a Malaysian Airlines plane carrying mostly Dutch passengers, how do the rebels, the fake rebels or the Russians benefit?

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