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Im so twisted when I went on my 11th grade trip to the Holocaust Museum in D.C. I smoked a cigarette outside the museum and thought to myself "heh, burning this cig like the nazis burned jews." I should seriously get a lobotomy lol
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I'm so hosed up irl that when bad things happen to me I go "Heh, awesome.." like I really like it
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:10 |
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lost my virginity to a guy
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:10 |
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I skipped out on my sister's wedding to have sex
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:11 |
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once i smoke directlyt under a "no smoking" sign. heh, gently caress the man, am i right
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:23 |
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i was born 3 months early and spent two months in an incubator then when i was 4 months old i had my femur snapped in half by a 4 year old jumping on my leg and was in traction for 9 months and then when i was 4 years old a horse kicked me in the face and almost killed me there is way more hosed up poo poo i have had happen but thats all i wanna talk about
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:25 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:i was born 3 months early and spent two months in an incubator then when i was 4 months old i had my femur snapped in half by a 4 year old jumping on my leg and was in traction for 9 months and then when i was 4 years old a horse kicked me in the face and almost killed me there is way more hosed up poo poo i have had happen but thats all i wanna talk about Sid...
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:26 |
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my disguise hasnt worked at all
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:26 |
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i was on the bus (at the back!!) and i was liskening to slipknot, and i didnt ahve headphones in, and an old lady was like WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN THAT DOWN and i said gently caress YOU, gently caress THE WORLD (heh, its just sometime i came up with once) and she was angry and i laughed then turned it down a bit because i don't like confrontation
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:27 |
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Iggy change your loving av back
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:29 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:i was born 3 months early and spent two months in an incubator then when i was 4 months old i had my femur snapped in half by a 4 year old jumping on my leg and was in traction for 9 months and then when i was 4 years old a horse kicked me in the face and almost killed me there is way more hosed up poo poo i have had happen but thats all i wanna talk about drat dude
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:30 |
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I was once riding my bike down a dark street and a car rammed me off the road and broke my leg and a heron flew out
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:31 |
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so thats why i spend so much time and am so emotionally invested in this forums
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:35 |
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:Iggy change your loving av back i cant n its cute
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:36 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:i cant n its cute Im worried about next month's rent if you can't afford an av change.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:37 |
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he's poors
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:37 |
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I don't care about the av, more the name. Lowtax, change iggy's name to Johnny Rotten.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:38 |
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I was tricked by a blind link in gbs to watching a youtube video of justin bieber when i swore a blood oath to never see justin bieber. it turned me gay
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:38 |
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I made a bum give me a cigarette for the spare change I had on me
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:39 |
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Harrower posted:I was tricked by a blind link in gbs to watching a youtube video of justin bieber when i swore a blood oath to never see justin bieber. how gay?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:39 |
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I was on the freeway drivin', and this guy was going to cut me off, so I cut him off and gave him the finger for good times. Then he gets all mad at me and drives next to me, so I pull out my knife and try to inch closer to his car to cut him at like 80 miles an hour. Eventually traffic slowed down I just go off laughing.
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killyoureparents posted:Im worried about next month's rent if you can't afford an av change. rent comes out automatically
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:41 |
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a girl carved her name into my arm when i was drunk, and whispered to me things i'd not say, 319 stitches later im up and better she really hated life, she wanted me to die, but couldn't put the knife in my heart, you have nerver damage and you arnet upset. if life was being about upset we would have glassed this planet already
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:42 |
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I once tripped someone off a stage and he broke his arm.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:42 |
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I called my "aunt" a oval office and my uncle attacked me and the whole family reunion was ruined. She really is a oval office though and everyone hates her and though I regret my action she had it coming.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:44 |
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please be nice to poor people, it could be me
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:44 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:rent comes out automatically What do you mean by this.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:46 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:please be nice to poor people, it could be me youve more friends than i do is true
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:46 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:please be nice to poor people, it could be me be rude to poor people because it might be this guy
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:46 |
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I opened a thread once on GBS and saw a man's gaping rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:47 |
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killyoureparents posted:What do you mean by this. like my disability check goes in and then automatically my rent comes out at the same time so i always have my rent paid evenw hen im dumb with my money
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:47 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:like my disability check goes in and then automatically my rent comes out at the same time so i always have my rent paid evenw hen im dumb with my money i wish i got paid by the government to get kicked in the head by a horse. E: thats pretty (dennis voice from its always sunny) bad rear end.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:49 |
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killyoureparents posted:i wish i got paid by the government to get kicked in the head by a horse. i dont think my bipolar disorder is related to the horse kick, schizophrenia runs in my family and stuff
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:49 |
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instead of singing the the drake song the right way, i sing it "started as a bottom now im queer" lol
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:51 |
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being on disability is like taking a lifetime vow of poverty
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:51 |
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i say "started from my momma now we here, started from my momma now the whole litter here" because i always used to have kittens runninga round
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:51 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:like my disability check goes in and then automatically my rent comes out at the same time so i always have my rent paid evenw hen im dumb with my money i'm supposed to be mad at you, but i cant be because its ourselves, we are mad at. only person aed in this world is yourself, and nothing else, if you want to expand on it
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:52 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:being on disability is like taking a lifetime vow of poverty yeah ive been applying for jobs like crazy i really hate being on disability, i got put on it after i completed a rehab program and like gently caress dude ive been off hard drugs for 3 years i can work for christ sake
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:52 |
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SpeedGem posted:i'm supposed to be mad at you, but i cant be because its ourselves, we are mad at. your posts and emails to me are poetry and i love them
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 05:52 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:yeah ive been applying for jobs like crazy i really hate being on disability, i got put on it after i completed a rehab program and like gently caress dude ive been off hard drugs for 3 years i can work for christ sake McDonalds is, Unironically, always hiring. Sending love and luck.
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